#beom x geumhu

[aotomegane]

I think I can say that they are my no.1 fav couple 😭😭😭 I love them so much 😭😭😭

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

Two different manhwa series, two different characters, one personality towards their favored lowborns:

Yoon Seungho:

Ahn Geumhu:

I STG THEY HAVE ONE MOTHER. THESE TWO ARE THE ACTUAL SEPARATED BROTHERS FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE

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READ BOTH ON LEZHIN!

[aotomegane]

It’s rare for me to like fluffy couple but Beom and Geum Hu are just too cute. THEY’RE FUCKING IN LOVE 😭😭🥺🥺

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

BEOM IS SO CUUUUUTE! 😭😭😭😭😭

I WANT TO PINCH HIS CHEEKS AND WELCOME MY DEATH BY GEUMHU'S BLADE 😂

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

NOOOO WHY DOES LEZHIN REMOVE THE HONORIFICS???

GEUMHU CALLS BEOM AS BEOM-A IN THE ORIGINAL AS GEUMHU IS SO AFFECTIONATE OF HIM 😭

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

Meanwhile in the completely unrelated kind-of-like PotN AU

Geumhu now gives this adorable butcher with clean clothes in private 🥺🥺🥺

But Beom still wears his regular butcher clothes outside the master’s room, because Joseon rules, that’s why

(SEUNGHO, GIVE NA-KYUM BETTER CLOTHES, PLEASE.)

AND LOOK AT THIS MAN WHO’S TOTALLY-NOT-YOON-SEUNGHO’S RELATIVE FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE:

“In that year, the story of the grim reaper in dark blue spread throughout Guryong Pass.”

“It is said that in that year, the crows and the beasts of Kowloon had seen something they have never seen before.

“Everything was done in a span of few hours by the dark blue grim reaper of Kowloon Pass.”

(Y’all, Yoon Seungho better step up his defense game bc his AU doppelgänger is literally 💅🏻 S L A Y I N G 💅🏻)

Ahn Geumhu be like: YOU TRY TO KILL ME? BISH IMMA KILL YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION, STAT. HOLD MAH PIPE, IMMA MURDER THESE MFS FOR RUINING MY TIME WITH MY SOFT BBY WHOSE TOTALLY NOT WAITING FOR ME IN MY ROOM BC IMMA NEED TO HEAD BACK BEFORE THESE HICKEYS ON MAH BODY ARE GONE BC I PROMISED HIM AND I NEED MORE OF HIS FLOWERY HICKEYS

Meanwhile, the soft bby boi butcher who can rip your arm off if you dare glance or even touch his lord:

“It’s the scent of my lord. I love him... and I miss him.”

D’AWWWW HE’S SO CUUUUTE~!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

The amount of staged "retakes" these two must have done before that poopoo noble had barged in must have been quite a scene 😂

"It's been ten minutes since you've held my legs, sir. I'm getting quite tired. How about now, sir? Should I put my arm now, or...?"

"Nope. Not yet. Wait for it. Waiiit for iiiiit--wait. Beom-a, you alright back there?"

Meanwhile, Beom boring holes from behind the folding screen be like:

The lengths that Geumhu will go through just to protect Beom from the authorities is just so P E R F E C T 😂

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Another thing, I noticed how distant and respectful Geumhu is when he held the gisaeng. Notice those hands. One is far from her leg and the other holding her is not even close to her almost exposed chest. He portrayed a great example of acting as a debauched nobleman in this scene to steer away the rumors that he's a man who beds a lowborn butcher slave. Because if this was found out, Beom could be killed by law and Geumhu could be condemned for having relations with a lowborn M A N

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

My MumSeung ship is sailing so hard in another universe 😭

“Where did you plan to go?”

“I have been waiting for you to return every day at the village gates, my lord.”

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

ohmigawd. i love possessive beom so much 😭

GEUMHU, I WANT TO BE HUGGED LIKE THAT, TOO! 😭 

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

Tiger in the Snow (a.k.a. that one manhwa I consider a PotN AU 😭) is hitting hard right now

“The one who gave spring to me is a vulgar lowborn.”

“Do you remember what you taught me, Teacher?”

“Someday, there will come a day when the world will not be distinguished between the nobles and the lowborns. You told me that that world will come as long as I am alive.”

“When that moment comes, will I finally be with the one who is mine? Do you think that time will arrive when we can be together?”

“EVEN IF WE ARE BOTH MEN?”

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

“A servant who speaks ill of his master... is that even normal?”

Deok-Jae has been reincarnated in Tiger in the Snow and he’s still the same jealous and whiny little bitch that we all love to hate. He got less uglier, too. Still 100% bitch tho

Beom has a good heart, he didn’t even kill the snot even if he deserves it. 😤 

Geumhu, on the other hand...

GEUMHU, LEARN FROM SEUNGHO, PLEASE, AT LEAST HAVE HIM LOSE AT LEAST ONE TOOTH FOR BADMOUTHING BEOM

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

"You are not greedy. Regrettable... and adorable... I will teach you what greed is."

--Ahn Geumhu

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

Can you just imagine the palpitations you'd be having if Taming the Tiger were to be animated and then we'd see THIS scene:

SLICE ME OPEN, GEUMHU, I BEG YOU

DON'T MIND BEOM HERE, HE'S JUST TRYING TO SEE THROUGH GEUMHU'S SEE-THROUGH DURUMAGI 😂

AND THEN WE'D GET PAINTER OF THE NIGHT WITH THIS SCENE:

I WANT TO SEE SEUNGHO SLICING NOBLEMEN TOO!!!! 😭😭😭😭

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

DAY 69 OF ME THINKING HOW IS AHN GEUMHU EVEN WALKING STRAIGHT

HOW I IMAGINE GEUMHU'S HOLE IS LIKE AT THIS POINT:

HALP I CAN'T UNSEE IT 😭😭😭😭😭

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

Meanwhile, in some distant totally not PotN universe:

Mumyeong and Seungho Beom and Geumhu are now apparently married, on their own terms and standards

"I wish to make a bride out of my lord."

"In that case, husband... fill me with your seed."

"My wife, you... have captivated me."

DAYUM, THESE TWO ARE GETTING HAWTER EACH CHAPTER OMG 👀 Y'ALL I NEED SOME TALL GLASS OF WATER I CAN'T EVEN WITH THESE TWO

/SEUNGHO, THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD TREAT YOUR WIFE, YOU DUMDUM. LEARN FROM BEOM OVER HERE

[theprocrastinatingredkitty]

Apparently, Beom's spit is shinier than my future