#bigdpoppop

[coridallasmultipass]

Imagine both couples meeting - Bro/Grandpa and Alpha Dave/Poppop.

D and Poppop gonna be like, 'What the fuck is wrong with these two unhinged weirdos? That one guy just murdered a harmless butterfly with an entire musket and the other one swooned about it..."

Like they're polar opposites. D and Poppop are like so normal and domestic, and it creeps out Bro and Grandpa who are like, "Do these people experience anything even remotely thrilling? Poppop showed D a water-squirting flower, and D just laughed and kissed him like it was the highlight of his day."