#sorry its kind of a

[coridallasmultipass]

Imagine both couples meeting - Bro/Grandpa and Alpha Dave/Poppop.

D and Poppop gonna be like, 'What the fuck is wrong with these two unhinged weirdos? That one guy just murdered a harmless butterfly with an entire musket and the other one swooned about it..."

Like they're polar opposites. D and Poppop are like so normal and domestic, and it creeps out Bro and Grandpa who are like, "Do these people experience anything even remotely thrilling? Poppop showed D a water-squirting flower, and D just laughed and kissed him like it was the highlight of his day."

[baconcolacan]

Last ask riled me up a bit, seriously if any fucking Weeb comes at me saying that they like loli/shota/harem/slavery shit I will FUCKING BITE YOUR HEAD OFF FUCK YOU CONTRACT SEPSIS

[bookshelfpassageway]

yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

[spoopdeedoop]

king and harbinger, old and young

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

[filurig]

shapeshifting is something that a basilisk will nearly always seek to do in solitude.

an act which temporarily blinds and numbs the creature from the surrounding world - they will be left completely vulnerable to it. defenseless. frozen inside the shell of their old form as organs and cells rearrange.

to shapeshift in front of someone is, therefore, the ultimate show of trust that a basilisk can perform.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

different POV of this comic

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[totalswagisland]

this stupid ass meme redraw. maybe someday ill draw normal ship art but not today

[amygdalae]

its interesting to me how self-deprecation neatly ties into making others feel bad. like. if you constantly assume that you’re stupid no matter how informed or skilled in a topic you might be, people who are a bit less learned or skilled than you might see how you, someone who is obviously skilled, talk down about yourself, and assume that if you think YOURE an idiot you must think theyre an even bigger idiot and lose confidence or find you intimidating as a result. its fucked up. and its part of why it can be so important to break out of cycles of self-hatred--not just for yourself, but for people around you

[bubblingsteam]

[cyani07]

two different kinds of tntduo AUs

[bartholomew-junior]

i was listening to exclusively chappell roan while drawing this

[shrimpricebowl]

oh thank god

[pbnmj]

what was supposed to just be pavitr and meera jain spiralled into a LOT of spiders in formalwear/red carpet outfits.... most of them referenced off met gala outfits and then adjusted to suit my own tastes LOL

[ballad-of-the-lamb]

one of the last of the donation requests;

narinder in a vintage clown doll outfit dying in a glue trap

[martynsimp69]

Dogwarts - A Horror-Themed Minecraft Map

Ever since the beheading, paranoia has taken hold of the Red King.

Dogwarts is a short Minecraft map full of secrets, made for AUFest 2024's Reverse Big Bang. You can find more information on it here, including the world download, content warnings, how-to-play guide, and a video showcase for anyone who can't or doesn't want to play through it themselves.

As part of the event I had the honor of working with two INCREDIBLE writers, Sparrow @erstwhilesparrow and Writer @capriciouswriter207!! Both of them did a masterful job bringing this story to life in a new medium, and I'm delighted that I got to have them on my team <3 Check out their fics:

branches, but softer by sesquidpedalian

The things Martyn carries with him have dwindled to almost nothing. One bucket that he doesn’t dare abandon to the capricious shadows, a handful of glass bottles. A scrap of banner that he keeps in his pocket, that he wipes his sweat on but never without feeling a little bad. If it’s the tunnels themselves that are responsible for all his misfortune, they never make a sound to suggest so. If this place is haunted, it’s not haunted by any ghosts but his own.

What happens below (none will ever know) by Writer207

The enchanter must be protected at all costs. Away from prying eyes, deep below the ground, nobody but Ren will ever lay their eyes on it again. A labyrinth of dirt and stone must be dug to further protect it. The process weighs heavily on Martyn, and the tunnels themselves seem to suffocate him. It's all worth it, though. The enchanter must be safe.

Thank you, and enjoy <3