#billy is actually capable of beeing super agreeable and woo the shit out of your parents | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

thelikesoffinn · 5 months ago

Text

Okay I know Stranger Things is super not popular rn, but I just had this thought - Instagram is at fault, I swear - so imagine hiring Eddie Munson as your "professional boyfriend" for the holidays because your family sucks and you want to piss them off.

And Eddie fucking delivers, 10/10. It's utter chaos everywhere. Your mum is crying, your nan is telling you how improper this is, and your dad is fuming. Your niece is sobbing because she's a brat, and Eddie told her as much, and the one cousin no one likes is laughing so hard that the soup your brother in law brought shoots up through his nose.

I don't even need a proper romance. They can shake hands and go their separate ways. It's enough that he annoys the fam. Pure catharsis, man.

It's so much fun, I love it.

#can you tell the holidays are driving me insane?#i'm so sick of family stuff I just want to be left alone please #sadly I could bring virtually anyone and my family wouldn't be disappointed because they're progressive blegh ��#which should be a good thing and it is - just not for petty games like this one #at first I was like damn billy would be good too but nah man #billy is actually capable of beeing super agreeable and woo the shit out of your parents #or at least outta your mum and aunts and grandma.#anything female #but eddie?#no chance #i like the guy but he's so socially inept he could never #he'd prolly be nervous and that just makes him more crazy and awkward #stranger things #stranger things eddie #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #sth eddie munson #billy hargrove #stranger things billy #billy #billy bob #Hawkins #hawkins indiana

30 notes · View notes