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My concept exploration for the romantic duet in KPop Demon Hunters!
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I just watched a quiz show with my grandma where people were trying to figure out which greek god is male (the list was like Athena, Apollo, Aphrodite and Artemis) and they couldn't decide between Artemis and Apollo and now I'm sat here like 'dude is this just obvious to me because I like greek mythology or is this actually as basic as I think it is?'.
Couldn't even ask my grandma because she also instantly knew, which befuddles me even more.
Can someone who doesn't have any special interest in greek mythology help a girl out? 😂
#all that aside#doesn’t apollo SOUND male?#i mean yeah artemis kinda does too but if I had to pick one of them i'd pick apollo because that name has dude written all over it#greek mythology#athena#artemis#aphrodite#apollo
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Guys do you ever look at a game and think 'man. I wish I could give this a wee little polish'.
I don't want to steal it, I don't want to make money off it - I just want to give it a LITTLE loving. I'd do it for free man, just LET ME LOVE IT.
#it's especially bad with visual novels#so many of them are fantastic at their base but fall flat in very very small sections#and those sections? Baby I'll iron them out#no problem#give me renpy and a month and I'll go ham#you build the base not let me help you make this baby shine#visual novels#otome games#vns#VN's#interactive fiction
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#thrones and fire#probably not I'ma be real#it sounds like booktok sarah j maas bullshit and I'm over that kind of stuff
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Okay. so. I caved and watched 'KPop Demon Hunters' and oh my gods, the vibes are SO 2nd to 3rd gen kpop. I'm crying, I feel young again.
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Sometimes I still wonder why the vampires in Twilight were making a big deal out of being a vampire.
Like, their life had exactly one caveat.
They drink blood.
Done. Zero issues otherwise.
They're immortal, they don't get sick, they get mate bonds, they sparkle in the fucking sun, they might get super cool powers, they don't have ta sleep, they're fast, strong and insanely fucking beautiful
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOUR LIFE IS OVER?
Like, there's vampire types - looking at you, VTM - that are quite literally corpses during the day. They can't do anything. They just - corpse around. They also burn in fucking sunlight.
Do you get what that means? If someone finds your sorry corpse-arse during the day and decides to call the cops or open a fucking window you're toast! Poof - unlife over!
And some of those vampires? Can't use modern tech (or see themselves). Some are forced to wander, cursed to never sleep at the same place twice. Some have been twisted and changed enough to be repulsive monsters and others are quite literally driven to insanity.
And, quite frankly? Seems like half of them live extremely miserable lives, too!
But the twilight vampires? Literally none of those issues! Like, oh no, they have to go to high school a couple of times. Damn.
And don't get me wrong: I loved those books. I did. But come on.
'I'm FoRcEd to live my life as a superior being without basically any issues!'
Really!? Boo fucking hoo. Poor you, man. No really. Deepest sympathy. Sucks to be you, I guess. 🤨
#also#i'd not bother with vegetarianism#nah man#i'm doing a vigilante#let me eat the fucking cunts of the world#also called a cuntarian#BUT#first i'd go be petty#'hello Michelle from third grade. who's ugly now?' - and then i'd eat her.#twilight#cullen family#cullen#new moon#eclipse#breaking dawn#midnight sun#vampire the masquerade#vtm#vtm lasombra#vtm nosferatu#vtm ravnos#vtm malkavian#Nosferatu#Ravnos#malkavian#lasombra
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100 billion dollars cash to anyone who can name these three characters
#bow chicka wow wow - that's what my baby says!#mow mow mow - and my heart starts pumping!#chicka chicka choo wap - never gonna stop!#Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you!
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More Tales from the Bus Stop:
Two drunk guys are yelling at each other in the middle of the night.
About Disneys fucking Hercules.
From what I can understand:
Guy one says portraying Hera as a loving mother is 'sacrilegious' and a disgrace because she was a horrible mother.
Guy two says making Zeus look like a happy, loving father and husband is worse because he is, in fact, Zeus.
Guy one says he rather have a happy go lucky Zeus than a kind and loving Hera.
Guy two says that NO WAY IN HELL is that a fair trade off - he's rather have arsehole Zeus and nice Hera.
Both, however, are in firm agreement that Disney did Hades dirty because 'at least he can hold a relationship'.
Will continue to monitor.
#tales from the busstop#this is why I can't ever move#i love city life#i need the tea#greek mythology#Zeus#hera#hades#hercules#disney hercules
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If I had to marry a voice it'd be Sam Fender's.
Like, let man sing 'You're Not The Only One' into my ear on repeat and I'd be set for life.
#his voice is so amazing#like please god never stop singing#it makes my brain go brrrrzzzzzt#sam fender#you're not the only one
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Can someone tell me when things shifted from 3rd person past tense to 1st person present tense?
I can deal with your first person bullshit BUT WHY PRESENT TENSE!?
I straight up hated Hunger Games just for its tense, and now that exact tense getting more popular? Please, god no.
#like why#and sure I prefer 3rd person but I can handle 1sr#1st is fine#but not fucking PRESENT TENSE#are we in preschool!?#😭#smh#books and reading#books#booklr
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gold district backgrounds from episode nine of andromeda six! you can see them in the new 9.1 patch
(if you saw the one from release... no you didn't)
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Guys why are shows with celebrities always so cringe. Why can't they be normal. Why are they all sitting there, forcefully deep and emotional.
Can we just get this over with...?
#the show I'm watching shouldn’t even be cringe#it's about celebrities singing each others songs -#each week is a new singers turn and this week I really like the singer they're all covering so -#but like that shouldn’t be cringe right? walk in there#sing each others songs#go home#half an hour and we done#so whyyyyy is this so super duper cringe#gods my skin crawls#the first song slapped tho#liked the cover more than the og lololol
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I'm howling - just held a three month old baby so that his mam could put her shoes on and that wee son of a bitch rolled his eyes at me?
#like excuse you 😂#you're like#tiny#what have you got to be annoyed at 😂#can't even talk but has so much attitude already 😂
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I caved and - after nearly ten years of writing application letters near constantly - had Gemini help me write my recent applications.
For ten years I wrote so many gods damn application letters for damn near every thing - schools, universities, voluntary work, internships, special credit courses, work in general - and 95% of those didn't even get a reply. Not even to tell me 'lol nah but thanks', and I absolutely detest that. At least tell me that you don't want me, so I'm not stuck waiting; hoping for something that won't happen.
That - the non-reply - has been happening more and more ever since the plague, so I've decided that I'm done investing time into people who don't value it.
If you don't value mine, I won't value yours. Have fun reading the most basic arse application letters written in ten minutes with an AI tool and little to no effort.
#i feel like I've been reborn#and like#not to brag but my application letters were fire#i poured my heart and soul into each and every one to make them unique and to help them stand out#but nah fanks#no more I say#no more#get those things away from me
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me: i wanna talk about my ocs
someone: ok tell me about your ocs
me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them
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I'm convinced Tella and Scarlett have one braincell between the two of them, and both are constantly assuming the other is currently using it.
Seriously, don't they have any commonsense???
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