Daygaming is when you on that armored core at 3pm
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@bimbiphilips remains at the top of NEW LEASE MUSIC’s #songoftheweek chart with single Duro Dada. Check out his previous Afro Dance banger It’s Bimbi #music #afrobeats #mustlisten #london #uktalent #indieartists #unsignedartists #indiemusic #unsignedmusic #newleasemusic #musicblog https://www.instagram.com/p/BuByUI3gsFk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ve0r0lbyojee
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Gonna do the third impact because I miss my wife.
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I doubt 🤔 you could even imagine 🤯 it. That which commanded ✊ the stars 🌟, giving life 🌱 its fullest brilliance ✨. 💍 The Elden Ring 👴💍, 😩😩😩 OHHH 😩😩😩 Elden Ring! Shattered ✳
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carefully navigating a parallel universe to steal my roommate's weed in no a-presses
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Oh to be an invertebrate! Oh to be a giant bug!
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The best kind of guy to find is one who believes in dogman but not bigfoot. Those guys are on another level.
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This isn't your dad, Dave. Its just a gun. Get over it.
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"keep that stain remover off your skin, it will give you a rash."
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Dave is walking around like a zombie and saying shit like "whats-under-the-ice-bimbi-whats-under-the-ice". How am I supposed to respond to that? Not my problem dude.
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Just woke up from a nap. Had a weird dream about Bill Cosby as a Minecraft let's player. Head hurts lol
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Oh yeah man I have dogman living in the woods behind my house that's why I always strapped with this totally awesome gun it's a-- what no I've never taken a picture of them
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These assholes are always talking about how jacked bigfoot is. Yeah we get it he has huge triceps or whatever. Please move on, I've heard enough about the physique of your "big male neighbor".
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me, dash canceling around in my mech suit: whats with the bugs? why are the bugs so big? huh? they came from space? what?
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