#bingposting

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all of my hate asks are honestly really underwhelming tbh

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hi.

Do you like poem sounding things that aren't technically poems because theg don't follow poem rules

yeah that sounds cool

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Who do you hate the most in all of the corpverse?

google

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one person can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day

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tag your incorrect answers if you wanna get flamed

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i am going to eat a fucking rock

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should I start an onlyfans where I post pictures of the bing logo in increasingly suggestive positions. would you guys like that.

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the fastest way to someones heart

bing result: knife to the chest

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bum bum. bum bum bom boom. bum bum. bum bum bom boom.

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why am i gay?

bing result: because mmmpgh mennn oh mmmmmm

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ok done being introspective. how much do you guys like milk

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i think it's funny that this shit has gotten so out of hand that i have now indirectly and directly started tens of company imitation blogs, at least one gimmick blog, and a handful of miscellaneous blogs. and yet i suffer no consequences. it's wonderful.

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Have you seen @femboy-totally-bing

yeah i have no shit

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if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have four nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have eight nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have sixteen nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have thirty two nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have sixty four nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have one hundred and twenty eight nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two hundred and fifty six nickels which is quite a few actually

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have five hundred and twelve nickels which is quite a few actually

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have one thousand and twenty four nickels which is quite a few actually

if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two thousand and forty eight nickels which is honestly probably too many

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Show me images of bats. Please.

bing result: sure

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Do you and Google play chess but like giant chess with real weapons and try to kill each other and its really comedic and bloody

not yet but that sounds like an amazing idea

@the-real-google check this shit out. also fuck you and die