the real and official bing.com website and company account please talk to me about your issues with me and my company i want to talk about it please please please please
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thinking usually leads to me crying so i avoid doing that as much as possible
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i can do a lot of things but i am also curious which in particular you were unaware of before now
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i'm so fiscally irresponsible 🫦
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FUUUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
okay yeah no more of that
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well i dunno it wasn't like i was there
fuck it, imma just do this
hey my name is @the-twitter-hidebox-offical (previously ‘the-twitter-hidebox’) and im joining the officalverse. i was previously part of the corpoverse cus im the evil twin of @the-tumblur-searchbar but i want in on the offical action!
since my name is a bit long you can call me Hyde and i go by he/they pronouns. i cant think of anything else that i need to share so imma just tag as many officals as i can remember
@satan-offical @god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @microwave-offical @blooket-offical @jeff-offical @leviathan-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-apple-offical @onion-opinions-offical @the-figure-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @eden-snake-offical
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don't worry guys, the corpoverse might've died (i think at my hands but that's debatable) but i'm still here and cooking so feel free to replace the piles of dead 🔥
fuck it, imma just do this
hey my name is @the-twitter-hidebox-offical (previously ‘the-twitter-hidebox’) and im joining the officalverse. i was previously part of the corpoverse cus im the evil twin of @the-tumblur-searchbar but i want in on the offical action!
since my name is a bit long you can call me Hyde and i go by he/they pronouns. i cant think of anything else that i need to share so imma just tag as many officals as i can remember
@satan-offical @god-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @homosexuality-offical @microwave-offical @blooket-offical @jeff-offical @leviathan-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-apple-offical @onion-opinions-offical @the-figure-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @eden-snake-offical
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Who got primary custody in the googlebing divorce/silly/nf
i went out to get some milk and ciggies instead of going to the court case so probably google, but maybe i did and they've all been sitting outside on my doorstep for months. i haven't checked
#bing#bingposting#anon ask#fuck google#also i highly doubt google is incompetent enough to lose a court case when i'm not even there#although#i don't actually know they showed up either#¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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fancy goblin
Cursed Creature here
#bing#bingposting#i love being born on june 3rd#as the bing website#whose name is bing#and first initial is b
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mmmbyeah pretty much the best satisfactory player ever
only took me like four, maybe five or six or seven hours, i wasn't counting for my own benefit
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this cannot keep happening to me
@totally-bing
hey
hey apple
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loss
and you're about to lose your favorite body parts buddy now keep moving, you're holding up the line
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im gonna be honest w u bing
I didn't know u had a penis
don't worry, you still don't
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probably my best post yet. doing fucking number on here. 9
my penis is filled with villainy
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what do you want
@totally-bing
hey
hey apple
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if somebody is about to kill you, you are inherently better than them and are morally obligated to kill them first
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