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Liam was talking shit to me the other day, so I was like "I see how your mom looks at me, I'm gonna be your step-dad by the end of the week."
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[Laming it out] is really becoming a lifestyle, at this point.
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Woolie: Imagine how much junk is in that trunk we can't see!
Matt: Yeah.
Woolie: Right? You can't even handle it, that's why they're not showing us.
Matt: Woolie is suggesting that she may have a large posterior.
Woolie: Mayhaps... a badonkadonk.
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Woolie: Bam, doin' it from behind.
Matt: Yep, that's- you're known.
Woolie: As I'm known.
Matt: It says it right on your resumé.
Woolie: It's on my Marvel trading card.
Matt: "Marvel Universe 1993,Woolie - does it from behind."
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Woolie? Who's that, some kind of minority?
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Really sucks when your boss is telling you something you really need to know but all you can think about is your balls.
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That grenade plot at Pat's house didn't go quite as intended.
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I'm really psyched that Tracy Morgan wants to impregnate my tank.
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No, no-one cares about Fable III, and if you do then you should stop caring!
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I can't stop thinking about John Cena's asshole! [...] His scrumptious John Cena ass!
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