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I don't really use Tumblr much these days but I do occasionally check back in on this blog and I'm always pleasantly surprised to see people still reposting and liking SBFP/Pat quotes.

At some point in the near future (when I remember to) I'll probably give this blog a bit of a tidy up and start posting some quotes again. So stay tuned!

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I find myself becoming an omnisexual dick magnet.

Pat, Pat Stares At Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (Part 1)

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How dare you make fun of my farting breasts.

Paige, Pat Stares at Yakuza 6 - The Song of Life (Part 4)

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I may not have a child, but I do have a baby.

Pat, Pat Stares At Yakuza 6 - The Song of Life (Part 1)

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I thought soap was invented in... 1984. A year before I was born. Because before I was born, people didn't know how to do nothin'.

Pat, Pat Stares At A Plague Tale: Innocence (Part 1)

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Do you know how long it takes to make room temperature water? Room time.

Pat, Pat Stares at Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines (Part 7)

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Gimme all your goo.

Pat, Pat Streams At Prey (Part 1)

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Ban Pat from his own Twitch channel.

Paige, Pat Streams At Prey (Part 1)

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Ohh, I love you, Elmo - OH, he's wet, agh! Gross! Ah, you're gross, Elmo! You're stinky.

Pat,  Pat Streams At The Surge! (Part 1?)

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It's fun to do bad things.

Pat,  Pat Streams At The Surge! (Part 1?)

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I'll take my mom out for lunch with some of that [money]. 'Cause, you know... the birth thing.

Pat,  Pat Streams At The Surge! (Part 1?)

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Wowzers! I just got my ass busted by the Klan!

Paige,  Ruby Weapon Hour - Dark Souls (Part 9)

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This cat is such a- I'm gonna have to move the fuckin' keyboard! I'm gonna have to move the keyboard 'cause this motherfuckin' stupid cat is gonna fuckin'- lie on the keys, and then- and then there's gonna be no stream! There's gonna be no fuckin' stream! Is that what you want, Elmo?! [...] Love you.

Pat, Pat Streams At The Surge! (Part 1?)

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That’s right, the three of you who still pay attention to this blog - this blog is back, but this time in a slightly different format. Below is a quick breakdown if you’re wondering what the fuck is going on.

What the fuck is going on? Weren’t you called SBFP-OOC?

Yes, but for obvious reasons that well kind of dried up. So now I’ll be covering Pat’s streams on Pat Stares At as well as occasionally Paige’s streams over on PeachSaliva.

What will have changed?

Pretty much nothing at all if you’re here for Pat saying weird shit on camera. Although this time there will be context, unlike previously. Also the blog theme’s different now.

Will the old playthrough tags still be there?

Nothing has been deleted, so the old SBFP playthrough tags will be exactly as they were. All you’ll need to do is put “/heavy_rain_playthrough” or something similar after the URL.

Do you still have a Discord server full of weirdos and a Reggie Fils-Aime bot?

We sure do, which you can join here.

How often will you be posting?

Probably at a similar rate to previously but I’ll see how it pans out. I’m in full time work so I can’t exactly commit a ton of time to this blog anymore - but we’ll see.

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What the problem is, is that old people need to go ahead and die, and-

Pat

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I'd rather be seen as a mass murderer than a racist.

Pat

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Pat: Should robots have rights, Woolie?

Woolie: Uhh, how alive is the robot?

Pat: [...] Fuck you.