#biosyn and the millitaties still would’ve ‘saved’ the dinos from the volcanic erruption…but yeah
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The short about the family glamping and getting attacked by dinosaurs is WAY Better than the actual feature film.
#jurassic park#jurassic world dominion#…dominion really should’ve just cut the owen&claire subplot entirely#and expanded the Corporate Horror of intentionally causing famine and near extinction with Biosyn monster locusts and crop seeds#then getting interrupted by DINOSAURS because Claire and Owen are fucking Idiots#biosyn and the millitaties still would’ve ‘saved’ the dinos from the volcanic erruption…but yeah#Our Darling New Protagonists didn’t have to inflict Invasive Megafauna!!#buuuut SINCE they did? there should’ve been Consoquences there!!#and the OG Three should’ve been allowed to tell those two off#instead of Buddy Buddy because It’s A Franchise#…also making the girl a clone to ‘justify’ her being there kinda ignores Why there are always Cute Kids in this franchise#the kids don’t need a Reason to be there. the kids are there for the protagonists + audience to get attatched to#and both give a reprieve from Monster Horror + yEAH. It is horrifying. children are in danger too because Adult Hubris/Kids being Nosy#(and THEN giving the kids their own agency as nerds or geeks or some specific athletic skillset)#…anyway. the Glamping Short did it SO much better#…and well. CGI Dinos that just often lack scale + NO subsonic weight and vocalizations…#they’re just. Not Scary#I feel bad saying that ‘cause I actually know someone who worked on the second film’s dinos!#(forgot to watch the credits for Dominion to know if she was on that crew as well)#but…the animatronics being something on-set for the actors to interact with#+ the folley artists getting to go HAM with the sound effects for This Is BIG#(instead of…stock tiger and horse and croc sounds)#…it makes a difference#my cats were Terrified and Comfort Pls with the 90s-00s films#because of those sounds#but the new ones? they slept through them#the new filma just Lack that animalistic instinctual Terror the OG Films did so well#(even when JP3’s early cgi was. really goofy.)
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