#bitchasslife

[phoebe-lou]

*Picks up phone*

Olga Foroga: Hello?

Caller: Do you like scary movies?

Olga Foroga: ...

Olga Foroga: Oh I see where you’re going with this. I’ve dealt with you crazy hooligans before. You kids think it’s funny to try and terrorise old ladies?! Well if I ever find out who you are imma whip your bitch-ass so hard, your mumma will be crying...

Caller: ... *Stu and Billy sobbing whilst rocking back and forth*

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Diego: So in conclusion she was fine, really. Our petty threats didn’t effect her in the slightest...

Five:

Luther:

Diego:

Everyone else:

Luther: Can’t say the same about that Elliot guy though