#olga foroga

[tua-five]

Season 2 Episode 7

I actually love this episode. It is so eventful and is a rollercoaster of emotions. It is my favorite s2 episode. That being said, I am writing this before watching the episode.

Starting off strong with Five saying luck is dying at the right time. Now, this might be a terrible thing to say, and possibly frightening to the woman. However, I believe that is Five trying his very hardest to be kind/a good human being. It's like the nicest thing he can say.

And then of course he loses his marbles over a "fuckin' fudge nutter" and goes on a rampage killing the board of directors.

I saw something a couple of days ago, and the person made a really good point. They asked what Five planned to do when he got to the location and time to kill the board. Because he picked up that axe while there. Did he plan on using his fists? Did he assume there would be a weapon? Was he just gonna "wing it"? Because if he was, that's probably the stupidest thing he's done. He's got to do this right, his family's lives are on the line and getting back to their timeline.

Speaking of family. I do feel bad for Allison. Even after season 3... she's a character. It doesn't excuse anything. But she just told Ray that she's love him and he kind of smiled and then left. Didn't even say it back.

I very much do hate the handler, though. Making five do her dirty work and then only giving him 90 minutes to gather everyone.

I fully believe that if this had actually worked, they'd still be stuck in the wrong 2019. Because she only specified 2019. Not "your timeline where you lived, so everything is back to normal" 2019.

And poor Olga Foroga. Diego and Luther just terrorized a poor old woman. Probably have her a heart attack.

Okay, but Ben and Jill were so cute. Even if Jill thought it was Klaus. The dirt moment 😢

And Ben and Diego 🥺

And Five and [Viktor]. When they were staring at each other, threatening them each other with their powers. I don't know if I've said it before, but what did Five plan to do? Grab [him] and jump someplace else? To the alley? [Viktor's] powers can actually hurt Five. So that made sense. But I don't get what Five was trying to do.

And Diego saying he has something he needs to get done first and then going to bury elliot?? That was the sweetest thing.

And of course, Lila has to ruin it and drug him just so he can join the commission and stay with her forever. I mean, I've grown to like her, but what the heck.

And everyone messed their part up of getting to the Alley. Well, except for the most responsible (for the most part) people.

Today's gifs!

This was such a cute and funny moment, I don't care what anyone says.

[youlooklikedead]

the fact that Luther was born in Sweden and still didn’t know what “öga för öga” meant will forever be hilarious to me because according to Alisson they were taught seven languages and Diego speaking spanish, Viktor speaking russian, Klaus speaking german and Ben speaking korean implies they were taught their native languages so why the fuck can't Luther speak swedish AAHSHSJS tf were you doing during your swedish classes bro???

[armandyke]

Thinking about the Olga Foroga scene again and it just occurred to me that Five only showed up halfway through Luther and Diego’s phone conversation. Like he didn’t witness the events that lead them to that point he just saw the writing on the floor and immediately put together the train of thought these idiots would have had.

[live-laugh-busball]

I’ve seen somethings where people say that each Umbrella season number tells you who the story focuses on but I’ve had a big brain though. Pardon if it’s a repeat.

Each season number indicates who is no longer holding the collective Hargreaves brain cell.

Season one: Luther. Big dummy stuck making bad decisions. You have the rave, locking Victor up, the murder mystery. Definitely did not have the Hargreeves collective brain cell. I feel like a lot of the initial season one Luther hate was based

Season two: Diego. Big himbo energy. JFK? More like jfc mate please stop trying to cut off Oswald’s finger. Olga Foroga is peak doesn’t have a brain cell energy. Luther makes a guess appearance. Diego you don’t have the conch.

Season three: Allison. I actually really enjoyed her arc this season. Don’t get my wrong, I was screaming at her at least once an episode. But I get it since she didn’t have the Hargreeves brain cell. Once she saw that they didn’t get raises by Reginald this season, she should have expected to have her entire life upside down. There was no reason for her to escape to LA which means no Patrick which means no Claire. Also she just made a lot of bad decisions. Bad decisions made from a person who lost the Hargreaves brain cell.

I seriously look forward to see how Klaus loses his daily allowance of the Hargreeves brain cell.

[blue-thief]

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

Olga Foroga waiting for Diego and Luthor like:

[cookiebunker]

[feralnumberfive]

[vanyaloveswomen]

TUA AU: The Hargreeves in the Zombie Apocalypse

-Diego always killing zombies from yards away with his knife skills. 

-Allison only wearing camo. 

-Vanya enjoying the silence in the world, but then slowly missing it as time goes by. 

-Klaus and Ben both being too scared to take out a zombie. 

-Luther being able to withstand a bite because he is part gorilla now. 

-Five having to come in and save Ben and Klaus. “You guys are going to have to get used to it. This is how it is now.” 

-Five obsessing over how to go back in time and find a way to stop it. 

-Diego going all out when it came to moving on from town to town. 

-Vanya being able to scavenge things like no other. 

-The siblings would make it a game out of who could come back with the most supplies. 

-The days where Diego and Luther get into a heated argument about where to go next. 

-Always trying to find gas. 

-The siblings having campfire nights every night. 

-Silly stops at places like the White House, Six Flags, and the Grand Canyon. 

-That time where they all go into a sketchy building and have to fight through a huge hoard. They would all be in a circular formation, advancing towards an exit. 

-The moment when Grace runs out of juice to keep going. 

[pardon-not-pardon]

'It's öga for öga idiots'

[jellybeanium124]

Zoya Popova x Olga Foroga 100k slow burn coffee AU

[armandyke]

EPIC DIEGO SCENE THROW DOWN: ROUND 1

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[dogbearinggifts]

Luther and Diego each have one braincell. 

When they’re at odds, their respective braincells work overtime to come up with generic insults until someone with more braincells (ie, Pogo) tells them to put their brainpower to better use. 

But when Luther and Diego work together, something magical happens. All of a sudden, they see some Swedish phrase written in blood on the floor and somehow conclude that a sweet old lady in Dallas who’s probably busy making a strawberry cake and homemade sweaters for her grandkids is the one who murdered their friend and that the only way to handle this delicate conversation with a ruthless grandma is to tell her she’ll be dead by nightfall. Somehow, against all odds, their two shared braincells come up with a plan less logical and so much better than anything they’d have created on their own. 

[werewolfinsheepsclothing]

Elliot: *dies*

Luther and Diego:

[c0ffeeb1ack]

diego: you will be DEAD by NIGHTFALL

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