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[lil-katz]

non crooked septum ring pic

[crowseers]

Nightmare cart rotation

[snickerdoodlles]

this post is in my notes again and I'm grumpily chewing wood because I was ranting to a friend the other day about the overt westernization in Thai drama fandoms and the lack of effort people put into learning anything about new cultures, but my brain's pudding rn so I'm struggling to type up anything more coherent than ARGH!!! about these new thoughts hndjsjjs

[dgaftilwedie]

HAPPY HALLOWEINER EVERYONE xD FAV HOLIDAY EVER I HOPE THAT IF U WENT TRICK OR TREATING IT WAS AWESOME!!! N IF U DIDN'T I HOPE THAT WHATEVER U DID WAS FUN AND EPIC!!!!!!!

[nialltlynch]

contextless greywaren spoilers

[snoopyfun]

Hm okay i am freaking it now

[coffeefiend37]

I swear, with how many bots that try to follow me on here, it makes me want to not be here. 🙃

[kittlyns]

I wanted to drive up to Raleigh today and maybe get a massage cuz my back has been killing me for the past two weeks, but then my mom made me feel guilty cuz apparently no one wants to visit my grandma and she HAS been asking me to come see her and technically there's no guarantee I'll get a massage if I go to Raleigh anyways and I don't really have anything else to do out there

[hollowslantern]

malcolm of all people trying to tell trip its ok to feel his feelings that's how you know the situation is fucking dire

[sepulchrorum]

The thing about the bathtub scene in Saltburn is that a) it is not interesting enough to be called The Bathtub Scene and b) sorry what do people think giving head is???? I would argue drinking cum diluted by bath water is less gross to me than swallowing. Like at least it probably wouldn’t taste so bad

[illlllillllli]

[calicotisane]

Getting ready for artfight bababababa follow me here

[piccolos-bigtoe]

Scour fell asleep in the bathroom for an hour... true story. Engineer became just another boring white guy thats a cog in the machine in the grocery store, sorry. D: I thikn he would fix stuff like cars or something in his free time shirtless and shirtless adn shirtless and he'd be shirtless and ooki heres some doodles.

I really havent been feeling drawing lately (lying), I'm not very please w/these on a second glance but thats okay thats just life. I'm zupah busy with schholl and hoesntly I should be dedicating more time to it becoz I have stuff due liek,,, next week, animations and illustrations and blah blah blahhhhhhh n e ways I probably wont be posting for a bit, and if I do post again you know I am avoiding work....... errmmmmmmm.... blahhh :P

.... for people who look at the end heres Sniper and Tavish \(//Ö//)/ Sniper gets drunk and kisses him... with anyone else Tavish would probably laugh at this and be like "what the flip!!!! harrrr har har har" but Sniper has a super power of being so pathetic people can't help but feel bad and then he makes everything akward because then he starts crying and now ur shoulders wet and now it's not so funny anymore because you have to comfort this crying old man :/

[snickerdoodlles]

I have so much Stuff on this blog that’s like, technically meta but also very much me rambling nonsensically in the tags or at 3am or both, which means it’s v untagged but also kinda something I’d like to preserve, but now I can’t find it because it was a stupid post I left untagged on purpose like a fool 🤦‍♂️

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Kung Lao yandere headcanons

Warnings: Yandere (obsessive and toxic themes) just cute little mentions of gore and murder blah blah blahhhhhhh…kung Lao being a little bitch. (Kinda inserted my fiancé as Kung Lao so if the personality is off…no it isn’t they are literally the same exact person🤞)

Requests: only for Yandere Kung Lao, Shang tsung, raiden and Johnny Cage mk11/mk1/X

General Yandere Headcanons

Kung lao has been fond of you from the beginning. You were always very open and welcoming towards him. Never once did you ever make fun of his hat or ever compare himself with Liu Kang like many many others.

Whenever he messed up or didn’t quite match up with his counterpart, you would encourage him and remind him of all he has to offer and that one small fail shouldn’t break him. You were the best friend Kung Lao could ever ask for.

As much as he’d hate to admit, he was desperate for this kind of special attention. He needed to be loved and praised, he needed to be better than all the other competitors. He especially needs to be better than Liu Kang…

After seeing him train harder than ever this past year for the next tournament, you turned to him and said..

“You know what? I honestly think you’re a far better fighter than Liu Kang at this point, and I wish more people could see that. It kind of irks me how Raiden doesn’t believe in you like he does Liu.”

Anyone else would say you were being a little too generous with that statement, but you meant exactly what you said.

Little did you know that this seemingly harmless comment made something in his brain snap….

No one has ever said anything remotely close to this to him. Sure, he’s gotten good remarks on his skills before but he’s always lived in his friend’s shadow. Finally, someone sees him for just how great he truly is.

His inhibitions were now gone and in that moment he decided you were his. You say it’s kidnapping, he says it’s redirecting you in the direction of his house. potato,patato!

He feels absolutely no guilt for kidnapping you and forcing your relationship. He believes he’s in the right most times. Everything he does is justified, including this……in some very sick way.

Kung Lao is a very needy and klingy Yandere. He orders you to be around him at all times or at least updating him constantly when you can’t be. Which is very rare, usually only happens if he has to be with the shaolin or if Raiden needs to speak with him privately.

He has a huge ego that constantly needs to be inflated by you. The man can’t help it, he craves your worship.

This means when he forces you to attend his sparring matches, tournaments, and workout sessions, you need to pay extra close attention. He will ask you specifically what you enjoyed about today's session and you better be raving about it, or it’ll be a hissy fit for the rest of the day. (So sassy)

Will shower you in compliments all damn day. He thinks you're absolutely beautiful in every single way and one thing that Kung Lao hates more than anything is someone with low self esteem. Lack of confidence is annoying to him so he’ll make sure you know you’ve got it going on.

(Ironic since deep down he’s crippling from his insecurities)

Very very physically affectionate and expects you to reciprocate it. Smothers you in kisses and cuddles.You have to hold his hand in public so people know that you're his. The way his grip is on you thooo. ;-;

Will just plop on top of you like he’s not 180 pounds of pure muscle. He’s so huge omg like you get crushed any time he has one of his love attacks.

Has a very mildly short temper. Most of his anger is never really taken out on you though. He’s just kind of asshole-ish to everyone outside of you

Will 100% threaten you and let you know that he’s not to be tested tho. He loves games but not when they come to you.

He cannot bear you giving anyone other than him attention, especially other men. Why do you even need to speak to other men??? You have the great Kung Lao right next to you.

Someone hits on you, he’ll get rid of them….

He’s willing to kill anyone for you. It’s all honorable, because it’s to protect the sanctity of his precious relationship.

If you start talking to someone for a little too long, flirting or he suspects you’re interested in another, he’s going to kill them too.. slowly and brutally…all for you to watch. He’ll slice the unsuspecting fellow in half, look up at you with a big ol’ grin!

“See, this is what I have to do when you start talking to people you shouldn’t. Now my hat is all filthy because of you.”

You need to know that Kung Lao is serious about you, and there are consequences to your stupidity. This will surely keep you in line.

Will also set punishments up too. He can’t find it in his heart to ever put his hands on you, but sometimes when he’s in one of many temper tantrums, he’ll leave bruises on your arm from grabbing or pulling you too hard. Though with that said, even if you try attacking him he will just try to pin you down or restrain your hands until you finally give up.

It’s kind of cute to him when you struggle. He’s so much stronger and bigger than you but you still think you have a chance…aww that’s so adorable and kind of amusing to him.

Usually his punishments consist of him locking you up for a day or two in his room, making you clean off his bloody clothes after he’s dealt with someone because of you, or doing some kind of chores he doesn’t want to.

If you try running away he will be deeply hurt and humiliated by this. He scolds you after he catches you and immediately ties you up. He takes away any basic necessities to further punish you. You’ve embarrassed him and now he’ll have to endure the whispers about it.

Why would you run away from the only person who can keep you safe? Is he not enough for you anymore???

You think this is some sort of fun joke?

Do you think someone fights better than him?????? If so he will challenge them to kombat to show you that he’s just as great as he was before.

Once he finally calms down kung lao would be very mopey for the next couple of hours. His ego is shattered in this moment and he just wants you to love him back. He’ll cling on anything you give him, he’ll even lose the hat for you if it meant that you’d never leave him again.

This is one of the only times where he’s openly vulnerable to you, outside of this he puts on his usual persona. Always self assured and well together. If you see Lao’s weak side too often you’ll think less of him.

Once you’ve finally gave in to his painful hours of pandering and promised to never leave him again, he snaps back to his old self.

It doesn’t matter how much you only thought of him as a close friend, Kung Lao is determined to break you down and become his perfect match. You’re the only one who understands him, and sees his true worth so he’d be a fool to just let you slip away. He’ll prove to you that he truly is the greatest once becomes the next champion. You'll soon see.

[epepepepe233]

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