#blobby our lord and saviour

[useless-englandfacts]

Idk how serious you were, but the idea had stuck itself in my head.

This is not my best work, but I did the best I could while on my phone. Could I have done better, probably. I am not admitting just how long this took me (there is no decent photo of him with his arms out like that). I’m sorry I guess.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

OH MY G O D

I WAS 100% SERIOUS THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY DOMINIQUE PLS CAN WE START USING THIS P L E A S E

This is honestly incredible I am pissing myself oh my god thank you so much

[charlottessecretartstash]

The joyous boy, in my possession? More likely than you'd think.

[ask-the-ultimate-waitress]

HAVE YOU ACCEPTED OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR MR BLOBBY?

“...“

[useless-englandfacts]

I showed my parish priest the Mr Blobby crucifix and he was mostly confused (he was born in Poland and raised in USA, I don't think he knows what Mr Blobby is). However the Bishop made a surprise visit and was pretty angry about it. He called it insulting and to apoligize I'm to help clean the church :/

Oh my god anon I’m so sorry. I’d come help if I could but I will salute ur sacrifice from afar 😔🫡

[useless-englandfacts]

I'm showing Mr Blobby on a cross to my parish priest on Sunday.

Oh my god please PLEASE update us on his reaction lmao

Honestly I was considering breaking no contact to show my super religious grandma blobby Jesus but I was talked out of it 😔