#bluocha

[boyslit]

not sure if i shared this bit but i keep writing Bluocha parts for the prohibition au that don't really have much to do with the main plot because they're my special little princesses and i have a huge section of my brain cordoned off for the bluocha brainrot lol

» in this au, 'Blade' is an English code name he uses for illicit activities and working with Wildfire, and Ren is his chosen name. He left his birth name (Yingxing) behind him when he fled home and left for America with Luocha 👍 Luocha has also technically abandoned his birth and family names, and Ren was the one who gave him the nickname "Luocha" to refer to the way he could twist himself into whatever he needed to be to convince, cajole or threaten their targets. From this he derived a pseudonym with which to do business in America as an apothecarist: Louis Chandler 🤭

anyway that's all fluff, here's the meat <3

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Clearing Things Up (Luocha, Ren)

Ren sighed, letting go of some of the annoyance balled in his chest. "This was a waste of our time," he growled. He warmed his hands around his teacup, hoping the warmth would soothe some raw nerve of irritation.

Neither of them liked the self-styled but now deposed "Bourbon King" of Tennessee, but business was business and they had to get imports up to Penacony from somewhere. Bathtub hooch didn't bring in the big profits and distilleries with vaults of years-aged amber gold sitting useless on their shelves itched to sell.

"I'm sorry, my dear," Luocha said tiredly, sitting at their low table across from him. "I'd had no idea he'd be bringing anyone along, much less his… lovely, daughter." There were wrinkles of irritation in his own usually flawless countenance, and Ren noted with some relief that it wasn't just his own regular annoyance with visitors. The two visitors together had been a social nightmare.

They'd made it out alive without either tripping into a marriage arrangement or breaking their trade agreements, but it was a close thing. Luocha rubbed some tension out of his wrist absent-mindedly.

"I didn't come this far out from under my father's thumb just to cave to some drunken troll of a peddler," he murmured.

Ren choked on a gulp of tea, coughed, and began to laugh. Luocha smiled at him fondly. Ren held his gaze and then lowered his own, staring through the table. "There's only one person I'd consider marrying."

Luocha nodded, sobering. His long-ago betrothed, Dan Feng. They should, by now, have been married for some time, had Dan Feng not perished in battle before the wedding. The two living men both carried ghosts, and Luocha could hardly begrudge Ren a torch carried for someone who was no threat to him.

Ren reached across the table, taking Luocha's chilly hands in his own, rubbing some warmth into his palms gently. "What are you thinking of?" Ren murmured.

"I'm grateful to have met you… but if your Dan Feng had lived, I would never have gotten the chance. I suppose I feel guilty for thinking I prefer having met you."

Ren gave a little scoff under his breath. "Things can't be changed by wishing. If they could, I'd be a warlord's wife by now." He held Luocha's hands tighter, and looked at him pointedly. "I like things as they are now."

Luocha smiled again, but faintly. They'd had this conversation several times since Ren had told him of his past.

Ren peered at him carefully, then sighed. "You still don't understand. I wasn't speaking of Dan Feng. I want to marry you, you ridiculous man."

"Oh." Heat gathered in Luocha's cheeks, and his smile widened. "I'd…" He cleared his throat. "I'd like that very much."

"Good." Ren's smile was small, but there was a sparkle in his eye that belied some giddiness. "I will find an auspicious date to make the proposal properly, then."

"I look forward to it." Luocha couldn't pull the beaming grin from his face. Ren wasn't as far out of his reach as he'd feared, after all. Maybe he could have something he wanted, at long last.

[littlekiara96]

I think the Moles' Most Important Mission Ever is still my favorite :)

DAWWWWWWW THANK YOU Z <3<3<3<3

I always think about That Fic you wrote whenever I have to talk to Regin. :]c

Also, I am counting the Geppie x Qingqueen brainrot too, because IT IS your fault I am so much in love with their ship. They are literally my fave straight ship. <3

[xbluebloodberryx]

BLADE ART WOOOH ft. renluo/bluocha/luoblade doodle

[sharkface-daydreams]

just thinking about things in a detached half-brain manner. lolix is chugging everclear from the dirty bottle you had stuffed in your tac case and fucking raw with your armor on and a hand near your sidearm for enemies(or allies)(maybe even for your Partner); and Bluocha is pouring the Everclear into champagne flutes first before drinking it slowly making full intense eye(fucking) contact with each other and the last one to blink gets to shatter the stemware and make the first cut.

[boyslit]

I just saw a fantastic meme to redraw so in honor of the bluocha brainrot keeping me company today, here they are 💕 featuring Silver Wolf documenting the occasion for blackmail

original meme:

[boyslit]

Rating: Mature Archive Warnings: Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions of Violence Relationship: Blade/Luocha Characters: Blade, Luocha, Jingliu Possible trigger tags: Ritual Sacrifice, ritual death, Body Horror, alcohol use, Grief, Loss, Blood

Summary: Luocha thinks he might have found a way to give Blade the death he desires and weaken the Aeon of Abundance in one move.

[boyslit]

new chunk for mutually assured mimir:

sleepover/oversleep

Did you know? Your doctor can help you improve your quality of sleep.

blade/luocha, rated T, word count 826

[boyslit]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blade/Luocha (Honkai: Star Rail) Characters: Blade (Honkai: Star Rail), Luocha (Honkai: Star Rail) Additional Tags: Teasing, Brattiness, Trans Character, Trans Blade (Honkai: Star Rail), Established Relationship, collar and leash, Ecouterism, Begging, assume previously negotiated kink, Dom/sub Undertones, Master/pet-slash-object implications, Vaginal Sex, Unprotected Sex, Sex Toys, Pillow Talk, Cuddling Summary:

Luocha has some work to do for an upcoming mission. Blade has something far more important for his lover to attend to.

[boyslit]

bluocha on the brain. here's a quick doodle bc aaaaaaaa 💕💕💕

[boyslit]

because i am quite ill i have made the boys in a picrew picked for a different purpose

[boyslit]

me: ok ao3 is down i need to go do something else

me: checks email and forgets i didn't read friend's new bluocha fic yet bc i was saving it

me: oh yeah hehe I'm so excited about this one

ao3:

[boyslit]

no one awake to go insane with me over bluocha. sad! oh well, my sleep meds should kick in very shortly. maybe even while I'm typ

[boyslit]

trying to sleep but plagued with visions of bluocha cockwarming.....

[boyslit]

i need to write more bluocha im rotating them in my minddddd

[boyslit]

take 250mg of Bluocha Bittersweet Fluff and call me in the morning

[boyslit]

vision of Bluocha having a proposal scene and Dan Heng's consumed with confusion bc he suddenly feels like he got punched in the gut but he doesn't.... actually care? like good for them? meanwhile Dan Feng is internally screaming crying throwing up and will give DH nightmares about yingfeng for a week until he figures out what the problem is