#boddieposting

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You all laugh, but just you wait. There's an end credits scene they're shooting for the season finale right now, and Eddie is going to pull up to a curb to pick up a rider. They'll get in the backseat, he looks in the rearview mirror, and it's Bobby Nash.

"Your profile said 'Guy Fakedeath.'"

And Bobby is going to reach between the seats to kiss Eddie, and that's how they're ending season 8 of 9-1-1 on ABC.

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....

Do I even need to add anything here?

EDDIE DIAZ ♡ for anon 8.12, Disconnected

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Ryan Guzman is really the #1 Boddie warrior, because Buck is Eddie's second child. Who's Buck's primary father figure? Bobby. Ryan is setting up Eddie as Buck's stepfather figure.

Evan Buckley has two dads.

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In anticipation of the two-parter coming up: I know that it might not feel like things are going our way. But remember they've been setting this up since season two. How did Bobby walk into the station on Eddie's first day? Indescribably happy, because Bobby had convinced him to join the 118. He may not have understood his feelings for six more years, but we'll get there.

2025 is our year!

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I TOLD Y'ALL IT WOULD HAPPEN. IT WAS IN THE SONG.

"No grave can hold my Boddie down"

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the coffin is light because he's already going through TSA at LAX to get to El Paso so he can meet Eddie when the funeral is over

coffin is probably light because they needed to cremate Bobby's body on account of him dying of a deadly virus and all

Bobby NASH

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Edthenas out here with fake production stills like we don't already have the Boddie wedding from the finale

They've even released the first El Paso still!!

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Right now, Bobby Nash is putting together fake identity documents so he can run off to El Paso and marry Eddie if you even CARE.

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The extra minute in the timeslot this week is where they set up Boddie.

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Picture it, El Paso, late 2025:

Eddie Diaz is FaceTiming with Evan Buckley, they're talking about the last unlikely disaster to hit Los Angeles. As Buck is explaining just how the swarm of plague infected howler monkeys stopped traffic on the 405 for a week, how they stole Tommy's helicopter, and why they kidnapped Ravi for ransom, he hears someone in the background of the call and asks Eddie if it's Chris and if he can say hi. Eddie starts talking loudly about how crazy that story is, Buck, wow, but he really needs to go because the stove is on fire and the sink is flooding.

He hangs up and looks at Bobby Nash, who's sheepishly standing in the doorway. Eddie has a lightbulb moment. He's already met his dead wife's lookalike, who's to say he can't run into a guy who looks like his old dead boss in El Paso? Who's to say they can't fall in love?

And that's how Peter Krause is going to stay on 911 for season 9.

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What name do you think Eddie is going to convince Bobby (as his own doppelganger, wearing a blonde wig) to go by so they can both go to Buck and Tommy's wedding without anyone catching on:

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Bobby's recklessness this ep was because he knows something's missing in his life and he's trying to get Eddie's attention. He's basically daring Eddie to come back to keep the 118 from doing anything too crazy, but when that doesn't work then he's going to fake his death and move to El Paso.

And THAT'S how Boddie wins.

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I'm off tumblr for a few days for vacation and illness and I come back to see the army is growing. I'm DELIGHTED.

KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, BODDIE WARRIORS.

Eddie was eating a crumpet.

"Crumpet" has 2 syllables.

You know what else has 2 syllables?

"Boddie"

Checkmate Edthena sheeple

How many letters are in crumpet??

How many in edthena??

Exactly.

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Bobby's recklessness this ep was because he knows something's missing in his life and he's trying to get Eddie's attention. He's basically daring Eddie to come back to keep the 118 from doing anything too crazy, but when that doesn't work then he's going to fake his death and move to El Paso.

And THAT'S how Boddie wins.

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Ryan says Buck and Eddie are more like brothers but we all know Buck is more like Eddie's stepson because he's marrying his surrogate dad in season 9.