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#bonus: shlabethany vapes in your face and it smells horrible
montrosepretty · 9 months
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Ranking taz pcs by how likely they are to vape. just to blow absolute mad cotton. coauthored by @melonkittii
Emerich: has the most insane hardlight doohickey gadget ass vape rig known to man which he cooked up in his lab
Merle: WOULD vape COPIOUS amounts. earns the nickname merle vapechurch {which it's not clever but it still sticks}
Aubrey: yes. uses the smoke in her shows and has strong opinions on her favorite flavors
Devo: vaping is like an essential part of his magic. he does it a lot but there's not as much joy in it {"guidance taught him how to talk, brother seldom taught him how to vape" - robin}
Montrose: dentonic canonically sells cigars in gutter city so it's not a stretch that they would sell vapes. if there was an ephemera branded vape {and there definitely is} montrose would have twenty of them
Argo: high dex means he can do cool vape tricks
Duck: started vaping after smoking because it's better for the forest + also he has asthma
Firbolg: the code is not explicitly anti vape so i think he would. but he's chill
Zoox: wouldn't seek it out, but there is a hole for that
Magnus: only vapes if offered {wants to seem cool} but he coughs like a bitch
Taako: everybody thinks he's the kind of guy to vape but he doesn't actually because he thinks he's too cool. wouldn't take the vape pen if offered
Ned: doesn't know what a vape is. mf smokes a pipe which he stole because he thinks it looks cool but he doesn't know how to do it right. there's not even tobacco in there he's just blowing into it
Beef: did an anti vape commercial for his public persona but he wasn't convinced by it until he got soft and now he has nightmares about dying of vape inhalation {he gets into fights about it with montrose and emerich}
Fitzroy: swore off vaping for fantasy DARE in like fifth grade but hits it at a party at wiggenstaff {festo's influence} and goes WAY too hard and dies. Snippers however is a vape god
Amber: pretty explicitly not a fan of drugs. but she would be good at it
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