#boopdotcom update

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The early bird gets the worm! Be one of the first to proudly display YOUR worm-award next to your username! :D

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Get contained, idiot!

There has been a minor visual update! Profile pictures are now contained to 90x90px but your pfps still show up in their original format on your user page ^^

ALSO you can now view not only who has booped you recently, you can view who you have booped!!

Happy booping :3

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SCHNITZEL STEALING IS A GO! I REPEAT: SCHNITZEL STEALING IS A GO!!!

It's like cookies but you steal them rather than give. Very simple. Get yoinking already!!!

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"Clue" cookies are also already inplimented by the way. What does that mean? Wouldn't you like to know weather boy. But don't let the not-knowing make you blue. Being excluded like this can be isolating, I know. Almost like you're stuck on the side-lines, in the background. But I know you're there. And I'm sure you'll be in the know soon enough ;)

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Um. There's like. New features XD

Don't even know what's the last thing I haven't screamed into the void yet. But uhhhh... custom messages for mutuals? Custom measages for mutuals.

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I might have just given boopdotcom.com users too much power. It is now possible to boop repeatedly by clicking the exact same spot on a profile picture. I have no idea if my poor code can handle this long-term but I guess we're finding out together XD for now, boop away my friends!

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OwO what's this?!

Developer privilege XD

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Hot tip/desperate plea: On boopdotcom.com, delete your cookies and website data from your browser and then navigate to a logged-in page.

And then, for the love of Jod, please tell me that you recieved a cookie for this awesome feat of internet prowess.

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Me, yeserday: Yeah, maybe one day I'll impliment statistics. But it'd probably take a long time.

Me, today: It took four hours, lol.

The percent pie chart might have a limited shelf-life if more people join, but timing scatter chart is eturnal ✨

Let me know if you have any other chart ideas, lol

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Today's boopdotcom.com Update!

Boops now have "today" or "yesterday" instead of the date and consecutive boops get summarised into one entry! So you can see just how ape-shit your friends go on booping your pfp XD

Also the index sports a new TOTAL BOOPS counter!

Both of these were requests and I was only too happy to accommodate :3 coo stuff <3

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I love it when things go according to plan!

SUPERBOOPING is now possible on boopdotcom.com!!! ✨

How, you may ask? You gotta send them cookies baybeeeee ✨✨✨

Nom nom mother fucker! After sending a cookie you get 10 minutes where your boops got a little extra something-something :3 The more cookies you send in the same 10 min timeframe the MORE INTENSE it gets for your booping targets XD Happy booping!

(Also, if you are sensitive to flashing lights, you might want to go to your profile and opt out of flashing lights before beginning to super boop. Stay safe out there! 💛)

If it doesn't seem to work for you, try deleting your BROWSER cookies. Or message me a bug report :)

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HUGE BOOPDOTCOM.COM UPDATE:

It would seem Chaos is recieving a message!?

That's right!! By going on other peoples profiles, you can SEND THEM MESSAGES NOW.

The messages are still pretty limited, you can't just send whatever because of how I structured this shit XD but I hope you still enjoy this new feature! ✨

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Good first day of being online I think :3

Fixed my first bug, updated my pfp, got a good handful of friendos on there :3 fulfilled my first request - the Logout button is now on the profile page and no longer in the navigation bar, you're welcome @chaos-has-theories <3 - and got my first 1000 boops in :3 may there be many more!

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To anyone who's boops are now loading at a reasonable fucking pace: You're welcome ;)

To anyone who's 'Boops' page is taking FOREVER to load these days: CONGRATULATIONS! You get booped so much my rudimentary code can no longer keep up at a reasonable pace XD

I am looking into solutions for this. It's a great excuse to get better at SQL, lol. Since that'll probably run smoother than my shitty (endearment) PHP loop. I love PHP loops but iterating over every single boop database entry is definitely the wrong approach for efficiency.

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Update Update: Because this site is full of MADLADS I have had to immediately add a functionality on the Overview pages (Users, Buddies, Boops) that show you who even still has Schnitzel left because they STOLE ALL OF THEM!!!

SCHNITZEL STEALING IS A GO! I REPEAT: SCHNITZEL STEALING IS A GO!!!

It's like cookies but you steal them rather than give. Very simple. Get yoinking already!!!

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Nvm, it appears to only work on desktop for some reason? :/ I am deeply disappointed.

I might have just given boopdotcom.com users too much power. It is now possible to boop repeatedly by clicking the exact same spot on a profile picture. I have no idea if my poor code can handle this long-term but I guess we're finding out together XD for now, boop away my friends!