#boy ain't i despicable/s

[sideeffectsofhavingnolife]

IPKKND S:1 EP-6

I swear to God! There's some supernatural power at play that keeps me from being consistent with anything in my life.

Why is it that everytime I try to be productive, life springs me ten miles backwards.

But No Worries, We are back on track to watch the sixth episode of Iss pyaar ko kya naam doon.

"Hum jaa rahe hai" She is so cute.

Oh my god! Bua ji is tagging along. I must have missed that in the last episode. This is just as bad as it sounds.

"Bina dil ki dilli, Maachis ki tilli" Ayo! I live in Delhi. But I also kinda do lack a heart at times. So maybe that's true.

But does the tailer dude has to rhyme, 'cause maachis ki tilli' doesn't add anything to this.

Yes boy! stand up for us delhites.

"Un gundo ko aapse bachaya tha"Oh he is so sweet.

"Pehle hi darshan ho gaye... devi maiyaa ke." I like him.

Take your chance, boy. Let her know that you two are going to be sharing the city.

This is unnecessarily emotional.

That traffic ain't nothing, girl. You should see it now.

I don't like Bua ji but she is right! That's how you gotta cross the road here.

But take them with you, why would you leave them behind! The Bua keeps getting worse.

They just sat in a rikshaw without telling him their destination OR negotiating the price. Is an auto supposed to be a new concept?

"Humare auto me to teen ka hi permit hai, mata ji!" Even the rikshaw waala is roasting her.

Ughh, Stop staring at women and focus on the road. I hate how this is being shown in a playful light because this is so common it's not even taken seriously anymore.

So they are going to Laxmi nagar, close to my home just that it was 12 years ago.

Lovely! Throw some more bags at him.

Lol! He just flew Bua ji with him.

No way! She just had a whole fucking moment with that man.

And she has the audacity to accuse Khushi of being immodest.

Does she know him? Probably not.

Why does she have a home here?

"Kaam se dosti aur khud se dushmani" What a fucking line to define workaholics.

My girl is literally fucking with a plug switch to turn on the fan. Don't be that dumb Khushi.

I relate to clumsy Khushi though.

Wow! That really triggered Bua Ji. Accept it Bua ji you were thirsting after that man.

"Uske sage baap ka call hai" Why is she so despicable?

Are we always going to have sulky mother. Will she ever come around?

'Pardes'? She just went to another city. Everyone is so overdramatic.

But if I was stuck with Bua ji, I would be crying rivers as well.

or just straight up...

The spider webs? how long has it been? Was it left unattended for 20 years or so.

The bed looks okay though. I would just go to sleep without cleaning anything.

Where did they get these golden stars hangings from? did they visit Arnav's ad shoot as well.

Yess! Die bitch, Die on dust and pollution. That would make me soo happy.

She's got asthma, God is fair.

Lol! She just dropped dead on the bed. Way to go!

My girl stole a scooter, she's already a thief. God knows! what would Delhi make of her?

Hard luck Arnav, wo ladki tumhe chhod ke nahi jaane waali.

Noo! Why is she fine? I want her to be gone!

Stop driving in the opposite direction. That's not a new rule either.

And she banged up his car! Nice! He is totally gonna ask her to pay for it or something.

A little bit of "Aap", a little bit of "Tum" that's all we want.

To the next episode we go!!!

[the-firebird69]

This guy Tommy f is a huge pain it's supposed to launch for like 2 months now he's just sitting around greening at people making dumb jokes saying it's their fault his routine in the park was despicable this whole routine with a bunch of flunkies whittling away at us while there's a huge army harassing the s*** out of us they're both juvenile delinquents it does make one Wonder it sounds like my people though a little whacked out and spice and nitrogen narcosis but there to blame and this place sucks already I got to have these idiots out of here they have to shut up in forever they really do and we need to action on it and orderav

Mac Daddy

We're getting suited up and we're going to go in and what they're saying and doing is ridiculous again just screaming and yelling bloody murder about almost every single thing that we said this morning and every post I can't have it anymore it's so damn dumb I have to stop them the other half is important information all the time about every post practically and they don't know s*** about what they're talking about and he's trying to tell them you don't know what you're talking about and they get all bent about that too and what we're saying is your little kids and sissies and asses and you are not running things properly and we don't want to get hurt because you are that's what we've been saying the whole time and you don't listen you have to listen now and you're going to have to shut up John remillard and there's no mystery to your way you're just some sort of asinine slimeball screwing things up cuz you like to a lot of people tell us that's what you like this passive aggressive animal like a UMass when you glued all the doors shut I was there and I saw what happened and I wasn't on the floor no I was on the floor and you glued my door shut really most of us didn't have anything to do with it and you're this a****** keeps doing things like that now we're going to make you pay for it cuz you're a stupid son of a b**** and you're messing up people who would rather help us and be on their side then sit there and be an enemy for no reason weird you should have shut up a long time ago Trump that ain't going to be out of the race pretty soon and if you're in it you're going to be dead. I hear a lot of people saying if you're in still in the race you're gone and there are people on the hill a ton of people all of them DC people and they're saying out loud to everybody he's not running we don't want him running he's a pig an orphan and an idiot and it matters that he's an orphan and our friend's mom is not an orphan and you keep saying it about her and saying it about her and he said I think it's that guy there but you can't stop and drop the act

She didn't do that and you still hurt her we want to hurt you for that alone and boy your stuff is rancid you are such a huge a****** we're going to start lunch and attacks on you now

Daniel

I want them dead and gone and he won't go away he keeps coming up to DC in the middle of bothering my son and it's ridiculous the guy has a living fathering this particular family it is a moron in the stupid Max are having them do it he's way past it the guys completely insane and it's been killed many many times and it's just a stupid jerk now I want him gone this this guy has to leave what the f*** did we ever do to you you stupid a****** yes there's nothing you're a liar you went after the clan too and provided cover for them disappearing basically you got to erase wiped out almost and it's because of you Donald Trump now you're racist getting wiped out how's it feel stupid are you too dumb to know that's a problem my son says that you're too dumb to know it's a problem you think the AI is going to help you and it's not yours it's not helping you you're a fool and you're a moron and you don't know basic computing stuff this leaves only this we're going to get rid of you no matter what

Camilla

You're definitely on board with that this assholes been bothering me since day one and he is going to go and no nobody wants you running for president our friend of course is the one who has brought to our attention that you should die and you think he's on your side cuz you're so stupid. And somebody told me he ranged to have you killed but it's not true it's the max you keep blaming him and he could care less you're helping him get it done you sound like a little baby you respond like a child to everybody and you piss everybody off all day long you're a useless little b**** and you're a TBI victim and you're a zombie you're like a level five out of 10 and you're a stupid person and we need you out and we're going to get you out I'm going to start using powers of mine because your people are all terrorists I'm going to list them as terrorists they're going to see them go real quick

Biden

Yeah yeah we're going to get you out of there we hate you you hear what you're saying and you going to pay for it and bjA wants you out everybody wants you out of there and here you are sitting there like an idiot. He says to Jason you should try and get him out because Stan will probably not be able to renew the contract if the assholes not here and you're such an idiot that you'll do that. So I've seen him do this and

[brokenhardies]

i may have made myself sad thinking of amber having a breakdown after fury of the gods bc she’s just so overwhelmed and has the whole world on her shoulders but she’s still young and traumatized bc of all the near death experiences she’s been through (sivana, harrow, black adam, black spectre, hespera and calypso) so one morning she just. goes quiet for a bit and then lashes out at whoever’s talking to her at random telling them to stay away from her and its clear that her powers are going on the fritz bc she constantly believes she or her friends are in danger

[vampire--dad]

Thank you for the tag @moonysourenza 💕💕

✨ Put your music library on shuffle, pick a fandom and match character(s) from that fandom for 10 songs you get. (Lyrics optional) ✨

Alright, let’s go lads. Let’s see what we get from my everyday playlist (which is a total mess. genre is meaningless to me)

1. Drop Dead - Badflower

Rare as a roast, the skin in her clothes

But she shivers like a beggar when she cries

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Quick, pose for the vanity!

Clack clack with your high heels!

Quit messin' with the boys head!

Learn to love yourself, or drop dead

You take what you don't need

You keep fuckin', but you don't breed

Better off if you ask me

Learn to hate yourself, and love me

this one was hard but I eventually decided on Eskel and that succubus

2. why are you here - Machine Gun Kelly

I’m not myself

I’m not myself when you’re around, no

Can’t be helped

We are insane, that’s just the way it goes

I’m a demon in the night

She’s an angel with the white

Told me keep on all the lights

I’ma show you what you like

Help you put back on your clothes

Make sure nothing’s on your nose

Ain’t even tell my closest homies, nobody knows

ngl, MAJOR Geralt to Yen vibes with their whole on again/off again situation

3. Trip Switch - Nothing But Thieves

Sharing secrets with another world

Rubbing shoulders with some unknown lovers

Making waves through the universe

Starting wars with anonymous brothers

i get Ciri vibes just from these lyrics

4. Grey Leaves - Robert Hallow and The Holy Men

And though I may

Remember moonlit halls

The earth suits me better now

As does the sun

For night, it seems, can offer

Sleep, not rest

And must be used to dream

Of those grey leaves

i think Jaskier, thinking about the time he’s spent on the Path with Geralt. he remembers when he was a child, the “moonlit halls” of the Lettenhove House, but he’s older and “the earth suits [him] better now”

5. Heroin - Badflower

She’s in my head again

She knows where I have been

I’m going down that road again

She’s in my bed again

She marks her fingerprints in my skin

I breathe her perfume in

And it burns like heroin

once again, Yenralt vibes, the on again/off again, the perfume line immediately made me think of Yen

6. Toss A Coin To Your Witcher

this feels unfair

7. Promise Me-Acoustic - Badflower

We're getting old now

But I don't feel it

I say you're beautiful

And I still mean it

And I don't wanna know

What old age feels like

So promise me you won't

Give up on this life

And we'll be busy tryin'

While the rest of them are dyin'

Promise me we'll never grow up

I don't wanna let go

I wanna stay young

And even when the wrinkles show up

We'll be laughing, and

We can play forever

Don't make me face the truth

okay OKAY ive been thinking about writing a Geraskier fic for this song for WEEKS. all of the talk of aging and still being happy and Geralt “not feeling” the age theyve both gained even though he knows hes going to lose Jaskier one day AAAAAAAAAAA

8. Warning Sign - The Amazons

Even if you say I'm wrong

You know I'm not the only one

Maybe it's a warning sign

You can barely sleep at night

You're acting like a loaded gun

Like you wanna hurt someone

Can you feel the water rise?

Maybe it's a warning sign

i cant completely explain why, but i get Lambert vibes. its mostly the “acting like a loaded gun.” im sure you get it

9. Despicable - grandson

One day you will understand

Why I pushed you away as I am

And you will find a better man than I am

Trust, I'm doing you a favor, doing you a favor

Despicable

I'm just a bottom feeder

Despicable

I ain't never been a keeper

Despicable

Love her then I leave her

And if I were you, I wouldn't love me neither

oh look its Geralt. our favourite self loathing bastard

10. Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park

When this began,

I had nothing to say

And I'd get lost in the nothingness inside of me

(I was confused)

And I let it all out to find that I'm not the only person with these things in mind (inside of me)

But all the vacancy the words revealed

Is the only real thing that I got left to feel (nothing to lose)

Just stuck, hollow and alone

And the fault is my own,

And the fault is my own

OLGIERD!! MY BOY!! Olgierd Von Everec, who had the best intentions and just didnt want to lose the woman he loved and suffered for it and IM STILL MAD ABOUT IT OKAY

that was fun!! so now that ive exposed my music taste to everyone here, im gonna tag @lovelyeskel @lohrendrell @feral-jaskier @patchwork-quilts @in-love-with-writing002