#boy have i got smth cooking lads

[bottlecaprabbitgames]

i in fact CAN have a post roman empire europe setting and also use DND races. this is true. this IS something i can do.

[stevethehairington]

WIP tag game

thank you my dear @aahaanaa for tagging me!  💕

rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!

hahahaha okay so uhhh i have WAY TOO MANY wips for this not to turn into an incredibly long, incredibly drawn out post, so i think i’ll choose some of my favorites from my wip folders from each fandom, but not list all bc uhhh yeah we’d be here forever. seriously fdgkldf.

SKAM: - Camp Rock AU - Dog Poop AU (which was basically even’s dog takes a shit on isak’s lawn and even leaves i only so he can go get something to clean it up with but isak thinks hes just leaving it period and so they argue over it dflgd) - Gummy Bear AU (which was a lowkey crack fic inspired by That One sugarless gummy bear review about the dude and inviting his date over) - Black Mirror: Playtest AU - Angsty Divorce Fic (ksggfdg i actually think this one was finished but i never posted it bc Reasons dfkgldf) - plus 19 other docs in the folder Simon vs./Love Simon: - Ask Jaques (was going to be an anonymous love advice columnist au, omg it would’ve been so good) - Tilt-A-Hurl - Kiss The Boy fic (smth based on Kieynan Lonsdale’s song) - Bookstore AU - Sleepy Subway - plus 5 other docs in the folder Marvel: - Fake BBQ Master Husband (aka the fic of my DREAMS, oh my god i had the BEST plan for this one, im still so sad i haven’t written it, i LOVE this idea more than life gglkdgh if anyone were to ask me about it i would definitely gush all about it) - Post Apocalyptic AU - cop!steve, framed!fugitive!bucky (ohh man this is another one i had this whole elaborate plot for, it would’ve been so good) - Rom-Com AU (ughhh another one that would’ve been AMAZING, i’m so upset i never finished this one either klgdfg) - HTGAWM AU  - plus 58 other docs in the folder rlkgjhlkgjfgkdfg Good Omens: - Woo The Bookkeeper (aka the fic that was going to be my GOBB fic before i had to drop out rip) - Hogwarts Married Professors AU - Pirate AU (oh my GOD i had SO MANY good plans for this one) - Set It Up AU (the concept would’ve worked SO WELL w GO omg) - Hair Washing AU - plus 12 other docs in the folder

IT: - Airport Swipe (aka based on the tumblr post about someone waiting for their flight swiping through tinder and the person they just left swiped is Right There and questions them lol) - Lowkey Ratatouille AU (which basically had nothing to do with a cooking rat and was just based on the linguini/colette relationship lmao) - Swim Team AU - winter break cabin snowstorm bed sharing!!  - Fake Relationship Office Christmas Party AU - plus 21 other docs in the folder

Shameless: - baby driver au of sorts - monopoly murders families  - bloody and raw, but i swear it is sweet - alternate first kiss - mickey’s hawaiian shirt - plus 17 other docs in the folder

The Old Guard: - this is his body, this is his love (which i just need to finally finish and then i can post it gkjfdgdf) - after the war - bath fic - soft mornings - the way they love - that one time booker wins the bet - no other wips in the folder atm but many many bouncing around my head in the spaec where the braincells should be

Trust FX: - angsty frank ocean thoughts - body worship. - dinner at gabriele’s - pale violet red - color prompt - sunflower field car trunk hm - 1 am word vomit - Paper Airplanes (i thought i’d just list all of them out even though it’s more than 5, but those are all i have in there so!)

Suburra: - two babies, one teddy bear, and the much needed push - fic inspired by “you said you’d grow old with me” by michael schulte - The Dance Floor - really fucking depressing extended ending -  post s3 fix it

and this all doesn’t even include whatever i’ve got going on in my notes app on my phone lmaooo.

WOW! as you can see I have a whole shit ton of ideas, sure would be nice if i could actually write them all instead of staring at my ever growing collection of wips and doing absolutely nothing with them! 

@ me: your wips folders are not a musum!! you CAN touch the art, contrary to popular belief!! gkjfdgd N E WAYS, i’m going to tag: @wandering-scholar-lad @peachykoya @raynertodd @cluelessheroes @likedestiny @scimitar-and-longsword @thewolvesrunwild @pinesboi @1derspark

[decvdents]

⟨ avan jogia. cis male. he/him. ⟩ ↪ have  you  met  rohan  dayal  yet ? this  twenty  nine  year  old  aquarius  has  been  living  in  the  echo  park  area  for  ten  years. he  makes  a  living  as  a  podcaster,  which  works  for  their  ebullient,  methodical,  dramatic,  and  troublesome  nature.  sabotage  by  beastie  boys  is  one  of  han’s  favorite  songs,  and  they’re  written  by  ron,  24,  gmt -3. ⟨ 🔪 ⟩

honestly i don’t even know what to say anymore

meet han dayal. only his parents call him rohan, well, his parents and the officers that eventually come a-knockin’. rohan is the product of parents who really didn’t care much about... anything? they’re not necessarily bad people, they just don’t believe in like... worrying about anything, ever.

of course this meant that his home life wasn’t the same as his classmates’ and han had to fend for himself pretty early on in life. if there was a bully around, he had to deal with it on his own. if he was hungry, he had to cook for himself. and that’s what his parents called growth, lads

so yeah, it didn’t take long for han to adopt a rebellious type of attitude. he was always a troublemaker, or so the teachers and principals dubbed him. in his mind it’s not like he was trying to be like that. it just made sense not to abide by the same rules since he was introduced to a cut throat lifestyle very early on

han worked odd jobs from his teenager years. if someone needed a car to be set on fire, or a piece of evidence to disappear or perhaps someone to sling some dope --------- hey, han’s your guy

someone who was always fascinated with history and the way things tend to repeat themselves over time, han read a lot. and came in contact with the true crime world. it really interested him the way criminals thought and acted and so han spent most of his free time reading ( well, he’d been kicked out of school, so whenever he wasn’t working, he was reading )

he acquired a pretty sizeable knowledge of this subject, and started writing about it, but only for himself. it wasn’t until a friend of his suggested that he breached the subject to other people that he got the idea to make a podcast about it.

the podcast has gotten its fair share of attention, way more than han expected. and because of his daredevil attitude, han doesn’t care about the limits of what he can and cannot do, being arrested more than once trying to obtain more information about ongoing cases.

around the time he turned nineteen, he decided to relocate to los angeles so the podcast could really grow. after all, it started paying some of his bills through donations from supporters. the listeners like han’s raw way of dealing information. it’s safe to say he doesn’t sugarcoat it.

nowadays, the podcast has a steady following and han’s able to keep himself afloat with donations for the podcast. he still works sketchy jobs every now and then because it’s a way to exchange information and because he’s lowkey an adrenaline junkie

personality wise, han’s brash, loud and sometimes even blunt. but he doesn’t really mean it. the way he’s been raised just makes him think that everyone is as impatient as he is. incredibly loyal, though, the kind of guy who would take the fall for something if a friend was in danger. likes to have fun and never can sit still for more than five minutes, he’s just all over the place

a small look into his psyche

but yeah man, he’s just a chaotic boy

if you’d like to plot smth w han pls lemme know!!! love u

[fleurdulys]

Why braimes are so fucking absurd ??? Like first they woobify Jaime , they don't understand his character at all , paint him like a good uwu boy who only does bad things because his evil cartoon sister , and paint him like he wants to be a father so bad ¿? Excuse me when the Jaime of the books gives a shit about kids ¿? He is a very interesting character , but is not this soft uwu ooc character who Braimes ship with Brienne

Ok, so first of all I gotta ask, WHY ARE TWINCESTS SO FUCKING CRAVEN??? Do you project on Cersei because she’s braver than you’ll ever be and that’s why you admire her so much??? Granted, she’s brave because she’s stupid but your mental capacity doesn’t seem to be that much different so I’ll ask again: what’s the point of you sending anons? Secondly:  

“My sweet sister, the deceiver. He would need to find some way to winkle Tommen from her clutches before the boy became another Joffrey. And whilst at that, he should find the lad a new small council too. “

+

In the Hall of Lamps [Jaime] caught him, beneath the eyes of two dozen startled septas. “I’m sorry,” Tommen wept. “I will do better on the morrow. Mother says a king must show the way, but the smell made me sick.”

This will not do. Too many eager ears and watching eyes. “Best we go outside, Your Grace.” Jaime led the boy out to where the air was as fresh and clean as King’s Landing ever got.Twoscore gold cloaks had been posted around the plaza to guard the horses and the litters. He took the king off to the side, well away from everyone, and sat him down upon the marble steps.

“I wasn’t scared,” the boy insisted. “The smell made me sick. Didn’t it make you sick? How could you bear it, Uncle, ser?”

I have smelled my own hand rotting, when Vargo Hoat made me wear it for a pendant. “A man can bear most anything, if he must,” Jaime told his son. I have smelled a man roasting, as King Aerys cooked him in his own armor. “The world is full of horrors, Tommen. You can fight them, or laugh at them, or look without seeing … go away inside.”

Tommen considered that. “I … I used to go away inside sometimes,” he confessed, “when Joffy …”

“Joffrey.” Cersei stood over them, the wind whipping her skirts around her legs. “Your brother’s name was Joffrey. He would never have shamed me so.”

“I never meant to. I wasn’t frightened, Mother. It was only that your lord father smelled so bad …”

“Do you think he smelled any sweeter to me? I have a nose too.” She caught his ear and pulled him to his feet. “Lord Tyrell has a nose. Did you see him retching in the holy sept? Did you see Lady Margaery bawling like a baby?”

Jaime got to his feet. “Cersei, enough.”

Now, your beloved queen, who apparently loves her children so much ABUSES Tommen in front of Jaime and Jaime, super, totally not interested in his son, stands up for him. Does it bother you that Jaime, the guy who doesn’t give a shit about being a father (not that he had a chance or smth anyway) is still a better, more empathetic parent than Cersei (who loves her children so much LMFAO) could ever be??? 

Like I said, you know deep down your ship is garbage and you gotta do persuasion work in order to convince other people that it’s not but with me you gotta roll a D20, and right now you don’t even have dice. 

[superemeralds]

my sonic characters: a masterpost

I’ll add more whenever i get new info on characters and so on sakjsak

I used to have more but i gave some of them away so i dont feel like i should mention them here (even if those designs are not in use anymore)

[edit 4/20/2019 (haha) added nexus and links to character tags]

1) Saph the hedgehog

This is Saph. He’s a 18/19 year old disaster gay trans boy.

I change his shoe design literally every single time i draw him. :)

I’ll go in depth about his past later.

Saph is pretty much all over the place and forgets to be considerate of other peoples feelings sometimes. He might come off as very egoistic of self centered, but he does actually care in his own kind of way (even when its. kinda bad bc he gives off wrong signals sometimes and ends up hurting people hes close to)

He’s looked up to Sonic ever since he was small and he collects all of the Sonic comics and video games. His dream is to meet Sonic and win against him in a fight.

Shadow is his big idol in many things so he tries to be edgy sometimes or act tough but he fails miserably most of the time and makes a fool of himself; which he doesn’t really mind because he can take a lot of things with humour (sometimes too much). He also uses white eye liner to imitate shadows marks, and he dyes some parts of his fur white to make the marks he already has extend to look more like shadows.

Shadow was the person that taught him how to control his chaos powers, because he’d always just weakened himself in the past, because he is super unstable. (If it wasnt for Shadow he probably would have died by now.) Shadow also was the one that told Saph to go to Tails for help with the buckles on his wrists and the rings on his ankles. They are made of a material similar to shadows rings (tails tried his best to replicate them) so they would help keep the energy in Saph balanced. Due to his strong affiliation to Chaos Energy, he could technically even turn super; but his body would be unable to hold the immense amount of energy and begin to literally burn down to ash within a few minutes.

He is very gay and in a relationship with Ezra.

He’s on T and has not yet had top op. (his bobbies smol its all muscle >:3€ )

Old pic of him and his bf as humans uwu

2) Red the hedgehog

Red is 25/26 years old and works at GUN as special agent. Sometimes he and Rouge get drunk in her club at night and joke about tearing that organization down (or maybe they are not joking)

he’s pansexual and horny 24/7. He has a girlfriend and is in an open relationship. hes polyam if you didnt guess it askdsajh

he’s blind in the right eye and has a tattoo of a star on his chest

(here’s his gijinka because i just. hes hot. he used to be the one character that had like 30 fangirls on deviantart and each of them would comment “nosebleed” every time i uploaded)

ANYWAYS

Saph and Red. They are brothers.

*WARNING: abusive parents, transphobia, homophobia, violence

When red was a young lad and Saph was still a baby their father snapped and beat Red up with an iron bar, making him blind on his right eye. Red took Saph and ran away from home.(Their mother died at saphs birth)

They lived and still live in a city a litte farther off Empire City.

Red decided to go to an orphanage because he could not possibly take care of an infant. (granted his dad couldnt either but it seemed the best possible solution)

They lived in the orphanage for a few years, but saph very soon showed sighns of being trans and got bullied by the other kids. they would call him gay and tr*nny and kick him until he fell silent to endure his “punishment”.

Red couldn’t take it and decided to run away with Saph again. They lived on the street for a while, but Red was caught by GUN for stealing. Once they found out he had a form of chaos powers (even if weak) they decided to let him slide and hire him as Special Agent.

Red accepted this and uses the money he ears to make sure Saph has a good life. This kinda spoiled Saph a little, but he also deserved it lets be real here.

Red made sure to enable saph to get education (which he totally refuses to acknowledge and take seriously) and physical transition.

*WARNING END*

3) Ellectra “Ellie” the tenrec

[ pardon me being inconsequent with the design omg ]

Ellie is a 20 year old functional asexual demiromantic lesbian who is not interested in dumb boys and would rather talk about science with a pretty girl.

She can manipulate electricity and is called “Daughter of Zeus” by the townsfolk in her home island called Coral Island, which is located near the windsmil isles in Apotos.

She studies archeology and gaia mythology/ancient history, which makes it very convenient that she lives nearby an actual gaia temple. (She wants to be like lara croft one day)

At the 2005 black arms invasion her mother got heavily wounded when she tried to protect the town from the aliens and died from the aftermath.

Ever since then Ellie hates Shadow with a burning passion and holds him responsible, because she believed the government propaganda (provided by GUN ofc) that Shadow is One Of The Aliens. If she was ever to meet him she would be FURIOUS and ready to murder (she knows he cant die though).

She tried not to focus too much on that and just. do her cool ancient stuff.

Here are her parents Chion and... the mother i had still not found a good name for.

5) Chion the tenrec

This gentleman is 40+ years old and proud father of Ellie.

Hes also a het ace.

Chion is greek for snow (as far as google translate goes) and he was named that bc of his white nose lmao. its like a snowflake on his black body.

He doesn’t have any elemental powers, but he is naturally very strong and will punch anyone who comes close to his family. He can also use swords and is a skilled swordsman.

He inherited an olive farm from his family and he does keep it going. He makes his money selling olive products he does make himself.

6) Athena the hedgehog

Athena was the daughter of the “major” of the island that the family lived on (coral island), so she was expected to become the new major once he had to retire.

Due to the location of the island and the geographical landmarks on it, many raiders (and also eggman) have great interest in the ruins and mythological places. Athena is not one to give in easily and defended her people and the island from many intruders.

She possessed a less particular (than Ellie), but still fierce power of lightning manipulation. Having used her powers excessively, she sustained severe damage to her arms which showed as lighting shaped scars. She showed them with pride, because they meant she had fought hard to get where she was now.

She was bisexual and married to a tenrec called Chion. She was a year older than him.

The rings Ellie wears on her wrists were her mom’s.

7) Frost the snow leopard

Frost is a 15 year old demiboy who really just wants to have a good time. He hasnt really given his sexuality much thought.

He lives in a small village in Holoska; hes actually even met the werehog. Well he saw him. but he was too afraid to talk to him because holy shit its Sonic The Hedgehog!!!!!!!

He has ice powers!!!!

His insides are like -18°C and he cant eat anything that is hot. He has to eat cooked meals when they are room temperature, or even cooled down to fridge temperatures ( about 6°C).

He basically lives off ice cream and dry meat (if they get fancy food from the city he gets frozen pizza) He thinks of going to the UF for college, but he doesnt really know what he wants to do with his life yet so hes just having fun snowboarding.

8) Mitzu the Cheetah

Mitzu is 22 years old and owns a flower shop/chao garden combo where she takes care of chao, while taking care of flowers and breeding them. Her hydrokinesis powers are very helpful in that!

She loves nature and the outdoors and feeling the grass under her feet, so she doesn’t wear shoes/socks. Ever.

She generally is very free spirited and optimistic!

Shes a big sapphic but shes also okay w being single atm.

Her chao are like children to her and she loves the chao that get left in the garden as much as her own. (ppl leave their chao there when they cant watch over them anymore or if they go for a vacation and cant take them with them or smth)

9) Dan the red panda*

Dan is 17 years old and a big homo.

He has no special powers, except being able to eat and sleep more than the average person.

He’s from a very rich family, but his parents insisted in him finding a wife to like. pass down the heritage but he aint having none of that so his punk ass ran away from home to be his gay self and study art. 

He lives in a tree house a little off a small village in a more rural area in east UF, near station square. let the depression boy be happy...

10) Yoshi the siamese cat

Yoshi is a 20 year old enby kitty who wants to make the world a gayer place!

They are studying fashion design in hope to one day open their own fashion store for queer people! The clothes are made with body differences in mind and they also want to offer a free customization service to fit clothes to every single body type.

They don’t have any special powers as of now but i kinda want to give them a power that could be helpful with their goal Im still thinking about it ...

11) Joel “Spirit” the Husky

Spirit is fresh ripe 14 years old and Sonic the hedgehog is his big big idol. He wants to be JUST like him when he grows up.

It has come to my attention that he is basically the sonic universe Deku and I may or may not be planning to write a fanfiction for that...........

He doesn’t have any special offensive powers, but he has orange blood and he has the ability to read the Chaos Signature of anything he encounters. (called: Chaos Vision)

This means he will immediately know if a person he meets has super powers and he will also know what that power is. He can also guess the emotions of people because they are tied to the kind of chaos energy that surrounds a person.

12) Aurora the Husky

Spirit’s Sister!

Her name is Aurora and she also has Chaos Vision!

She was born blind, but she’s been able to see with her power, so that’s just what the world looks like to her: Darkness with many many colorful lights.

Over time through hard training she was able to perfect her vision and be able to distinguish between a lot of things and even see things that only have very little chaos energy in them!

13) Axel the Axolotl*

I don’t really have much info on them I made them pretty random one day bc i thought. hey. .... what if... axolotl sonic character.

14) Azul the cat

Azul is my sonicsona kinda. He was pmuch my persona b4 i was kin w shadow. 

He’s an edgelord and i guess he’s still technically me; or rather what i want to be. 

He’s already on T and has has top op and he does not crumble away under social anxiety like i do askjdsakjd.

15) ( UNKNWOWN) the Pangolin*

Similar to Axel I didn’t think much about him yet......  

he’s aroace and kinda goofy but he cares for his friends. He can roll up and do spin dashes and homing attacks like sonic, but he obviously doesnt have his super sonic speed.

16) Coal the hedgehog

Coal is one of the newest of my characters; but he’s also one of my oldest. 

You see, Coal is a revamp of a very old crappy fanchild i had back in like 2012.

for reference thats him

New Coal is 27 years old and a gay mess. He can turn into a cloud of smoke and control it at will. He is completely immune to physical attacks. try to stab/shoot him and u ded. hes coming for u.

he steals, but only from rich ppl. hes chaotic neutral tho bc he keeps that shit for himself safhsaljfha he generally just wants to chill and have his peace. 

he loves being an edge lord though he just wants that image for himself, even though he is kinda a softie... hes good at keeping up an act in dangerous situations though and that sometimes scares attackers off (also his powers)

Some gijinka doodles that make his age more justice than sonic style aksjfhaskj

17, 18, 19) The Crew On ARK

old bad art but i never really drew them, i did write about them in my fic about shadows past! (im excluding the black guy from the list because i didnt write him yet and i guess hes not really established yet since i got literally nothing on him)

from left to right

Nia, (that dude), Hikari, (gerald), Theodor

Nia is the daughter of a shamaran professor and a woman who owns a boulongerie in spagonia. She joined the ARK program in hope to make the world a more accepting place.

Hikari is is from an island near chun-nan (japan) and she also joined the program in hope to be able to help make a change for the better. she also enjoys biology and genetics a lot.

Theodor joined purely because of his joy in working on genetics and robotics that immitate life. He’s innitially from the GUN team but was assigned to work with Gerald.

20) Commander Jonathan Williams

old art again sorry sakjfhsakj. He is the father of the current GUN commander! He’s 52 and a total douchebag. He’s kinda mad with power and genuinely believes that putting shadow under pressure to become the ultimate and strongest weapon (stronger than an atomic bomb) was necessary to end the war that was going on at that time.

I cannot spoil too much on what happened to each of these people as it’s spoilers for my fanfic. 

If you want to know more, read here -> http://archiveofourown.org/works/10992156/chapters/24482199

21) Sidus “Nova” the black panther (and 22 Badass the Chao)

You see. The thing with nova is that i recycled him as human/demon character for a story sjkhfkafhsakj but he has shadow powers where he can use all shadows as portals into a shadow dimension that is entirely his own. he can travel through that but it makes him very tired. he likes to store capri suns in there and just take em out whenever he wants. He has a Chao called Badass (pictured below)

his new human/demon design is below

23) Blossom the horned Frog

She is new and I don’t have much info other than that she’s from a jungle area; perhaps in adabat.

She secrets a poisonous slime from her body; yet her spit has healing accelerating properties.

A gene defect lets her never lose her tail.

24) Nexus the demonic sheep hound

nexus is a demonic sheep hound mix?? idk i just didnt want to draw hooves aksfsakhfa

they can manipulate metal and bend it in any shape they want

however they cant make it float n shit like youd think of metal powers like magneto jsfhsakjf they can literally just. shape it like play-doh but with their mind

they wear those gold rings so when theyre in a pinch they can just make a bunch of cool knifes of a sword n be like SURPRISE BITCH IM NOT JUST PRETTY. IM PRETTY DEADLY!