#brad marchand your tongue could never be holy. yet here we are

[readingbythestreetlights]

holy matthew tkachuk’s curls! holy playoff beards! holy sidney crosby’s thighs! holy penalty box! holy jeff skinner’s laugh! holy brad marchand’s tongue! holy auston matthews’ wrister! holy andre burakovsky holy john marino holy connor bedard holy nolan patrick holy carey price holy andrei svechnikov! holy goalies going into the splits! holy defunct franchises! holy hockey fights! holy two and tens! holy clayton keller holy jake oettinger holy rickard rakell holy jamie drysdale! holy trevor zegras’ michigans! holy matt rempe’s fists! holy wes mccauley! holy steve yzerman’s detroit red wings! holy alternate captains! holy 1,000 points! holy original six! holy toronto! holy marc-andre fleury! holy rookies! holy team flights! holy dad’s trip! holy battle of alberta holy battle of pennsylvania holy blues versus blackhawks! holy dueling hat tricks! holy puck! holy stick! holy ice!