#brainingsewer

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As an Egyptian, I feel the need to apologize on behalf of my ancestors for the creation of mpreg.

However, it does give me the perfect excuse to draw and write mpreg and call it "reconnecting with my cultural identity and heritage", so why would I? (/j)

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There are two types of Luberto fics I have observed over the past 3 years; ones were being gay was super cool in the 60s and everyone kinda shipped them and others were it was super weird and gross in the 60s and they were hiding the gay

And I live for both, depending on whether I want to cry or giggle and kick my legs around happily like I am still in middle school

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Okay okay have really NEVER seen Henry's non-goofy eyes ever?? Like excluding the glow up vid. I swear we've seen them before, I am reqatching the drake up and they were not shown even once?? How?? I swear we've seen them before. My brain is malfunctioning over this and my whole worldview is being shattered I am legit going every single frame he was in to make sure. I am not crazy. I am not crazy I am not crazy I am not crazy I am no-

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Why the fuck do "GACHA LIFE TIKTOK CRINGE!!!!" videos still exist. Buddy, you used to be mocking children back in 2018-19, now you are just mocking trolls and making videos about stupid attention-seekers.

Reminder: if you, a grown-ass adult or at least an older teen, are mocking children (or anybody, really) for liking a thing that's popular or making stuff that is "cringe" (gacha, furry art, self-insert ocs, etc.), you are fucking pathetic. You need to grow up and go outside. Get your head out of your ass for once in your life and realize that maybe you are just wasting your time putting down others. Why would you wanna waste your life just bullying people online.

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Why is Drew so white in gacha life. Why. Why. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY66YY

Like, Ik that he's probably not even poc, he's probably just tan but like WHYYYYYYY

Drew will always be Arab. In my heart.

Why. Does. He. Lack. Melanin. In. Gacha. Life.

Screw your crew~~~

Club

[sobeksewerrat]

Okay my only problem with Plargos fics is that they are all too fluffy (or too smutty but we don't fuck with that here pun intended haha asexual moment you can enjoy smut btw I just don't)

Like, Angst does exist and I EAT THOSE HURT/COMFORT FICS UP but I NEED more fucked up fanfics. Like, whenever any of them explore how insane both Mr. Plant and Argos are, it is usually just murder.

No, I NEED to see Argos' stalker thing be explored and I fucking need more fanfiction yo portray them as this happy very messed up couple that logistically shouldn't be together and should be terrible for each other but just aren't, you get what I mean?!?

The only fic that came close was a V-day one-shot I read a while ago but Mr. Plant still felt a wee bit ooc but WHATEVER

Idk man I am kinda tired atm and just spitting words out onto my phone I might do this in my own fic but like I can only write characters having the worst intrusive thoughts and compulsions I am physically incapable of writing anything else unless it is a crackfic or I am reallllyyyy forcing myself

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Follow up to my previous unhinged Twomp rambling: does Mr.plant have roots? I don't have the plush and I am too lazy to look for reference but so far it doesn't seem like it? But it makes makes wonder how his flower head gets all the minerals and water it needs like there is no active uptake or osmosis and plants need larger amounts of minerals than humans and they also take in methane and nitrates which would probably kill his human side but would make his plant side thrive?? I know he is 50% unknown but some part of that unknown is clearly a mammal (human) of sorts and I am genuinely curious as to how Mr. Plant's digestive and circulatory systems work being that his head is an autotrophic organism instead of a heterotrophic one. I mean in the first episode I think he is "cooking" a tangerine with googly eyes for breakfast which would imply that he relies on other creatures for nutrition so he is therefore a heterotrophe and doesn't need roots or leaves for any of the plant nutrition processes but at the same time how the fuck does his circulatory system function. Does he have arteries and veins?? Or does he have a xylem and a phloem?? Am I reading too much into this?? Maybe!

Okay,, putting ALL of this aside, HOW THE FUCK DOES HIS REPIRATORY SYSTEM WORK?

@an-theduckin

[sobeksewerrat]

Random question. We know Mr.Plant's head js actually a flower but like- was it always a flower? Like maybe school has just ruined my perception of everything but did he have like leaves or a bud for a head as a kid and become a flower as a teen as his weird equivalent of puberty??? Or did he spawn into this world as an adult?? And is he ever going to turn into a fruit?? Is that what being pregnant is like for flower people?!? Who would be the father? And is he monocotyledonous or dicotyledonous? Wait let me[searching] okay he has 6 petals so he is monocot but like he had 8 at the beginning?? Dicots have 4 or 5, but I am not sure about their multiples as well?? Also does his vascular bundle morph into a pharynx midway through? Like how do the basically-not-alive xylem cells and lignin become liek actual living human tissue? Is that why he can't talk? Does he photosynthesize? Most flowers have both stamens and carpels/pistils, so could he be intersex?? Or like- partially. Does he even have stamens or pistils? I mean I don't see how he can have eyes and a mouth and them at the same time. What about a nectary? Does he pollinate? And going back to his vascular bundles, since he is mostly likely monocot, does that mean he has a bunch of tubes that eventually converge into his throat? Did he start life out as a seed? Will his xylem ever become bark? These and other questions fill my mind daily and trust me this is just scratching the surface (still haven't gotten into the transpiration, osmosis, seasonal change and toxin questions)

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So imade a druffering poster for Drew's bday but ja m too embarrassed to post it cuz (as I said in a previous post) mom said it looked like me and now people would think I am a cringe projecting freak :c

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Okay Hatshepsut is a feminist icon, sure, but I am here to plead my case that "she" is actually a trans guy who didn't bother to change his name and thus had people millennia later questioning where on their stupid gender binary he falls because they couldn't fathom the idea of an ancient civilization not having the same conservative views as them; so they resorted to saying he was a woman "crossdressing as a man". And it is not even that far of a stretch considering my ancestors, the ancient Egyptians, had completely different views on gender and sexuality than we do because many gods would fluctuate between genders in religious writing and there is documented evidence of gay couples. In this essay, I will-

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Why was phoenix Wright falsely accused of murder? What even was the evidence? Literally WHY did he eat it? What the fuck??

This has been rotting in my asks since March 21st. Time to answer it I think

Okay, MAJOR SPOILERS FOR PHOENIX WRIGHT; ACE ATTORNEY 3: TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS INCOMING!

This is gonna be long.

So, let us set the scene. There was this girl called Dahlia Hawthorne, she was the daughter of Morgan Fey of the Fey Clan and a jeweller iirc.

The Fey Clan is supperrrrrr important but the clan and Dahlia's backstory are too complicated to be easily summarised. But, basically, Dahlia doesn't possess a special ability the rest of her clan has, Spirit Channeling. Which made her an outcast and made her mother hate her. That's why her last name is Hawthorne, not Fey.

Anyways, basically, Mr.Hawthorne and her mom, Morgan Fey, suck balls. And she has an older stepsister called Valerie Hawthorne.

They got her a a private tutor for school when she was 14 called Terry Fawles. Terry's whole deal is complicated especially since he is clearly mentally undeveloped but he was a creep and "dated" Dahlia (he was in his 20s).

Dahlia grew tired of her parents' bullshit and decided to use her creepy pedo tutor as a way to escape.

She plotted with Valerie n Terry to stage a fake kidnapping where Terry holds her hostage on top of a place called Dusky Bridge and asked for a very expensive diamond from their dad as ransom. But the Hawthorne sisters planned to stab Terry in the back and get him arrested.

It didn't go well. iirc Dahlia got scared and jumped off the bridge into the river hundreds of feet below.

The police concluded that she died. But Valerie found her.

They lost the diamond in the high current of the river, but Dahlia got herself a new life as "Melissa Foster".

Now, here's where it gets interesting. Remember the Fey Clan? Well, she has this older cousin called Mia Fey and her aunt is called Misty Fey.

Misty Fey is the Head of the Kurain Channeling School and the master of the Fey Clan. That's why Morgan wanted Dahlia to have more powerful spiritual powers and shit, to strip her sister of that title.

Anyways, in December of 2001 a defense attorney I will refrain from naming because of a huge twist in Ace Attorney 1 was killed in a courthouse elevator. There were no leads on who could've done it, and the only two possible suspects where the attorney's 9 year old son and a court bailiff.

So the police secretly got Misty Fey to channel the spirit of the attorney to tell them who killed him. But here's the thing, the victim was passed out when he died. He didn't know who killed him.

Anyways, a buncha shit happens, Misty Fey's credibility is thrown out the window, the case remains unsolved and the Fey Clan is in shambles.

The incident was dubbed the "DL-6 Incident" and I am not even exaggerating when I tell you this is single-handedly the most important event in Ace Attorney lore because it causes a huge butterfly effect that starts the problems of literally every. Single. Character. In the original trilogy. I wish I was kidding.

After this whole fiasco, Misty Fey goes into hiding, leaving her eldest daughter Mia to carry the weight of having to be Kurain's master.

But Mia doesn't want that. Mia wanted to become a defense attorney for reasons I am forgetting atm but definitely because of DL-6 too.

So she leaves for law school where she befriends (fucks) the now ex-Chief Prosecutor Lana Skye but that ain't important. That forces her little sister Maya to become next in line for the role of the Master but that isn't too relevant to Phoenix eating evidence.

Now, years after DL-6 and the Dusky Bridge incident, something happens. I don't fully remember the details, but Terry Fawles was being carried somewhere from prison before he broke out and met up with Valerie (remember her?) because she left him a message.

After he meets up with her, Valerie is found dead. Like murdered.

This case involves too many details I am mostly forgetting, but one of the witnesses for the case was Melissa Foster- Dahlia Hawthorne. And, spoiler alert: she killed Valerie because Valerie wanted to come clean about the fake kidnapping.

And who was Terry's defense lawyer? Ha. Mia Fey, fresh out of college and on her first case. She is accompanied by her soon-to-be-probably-boyfriend (she's a bicon) Diego Armando as her co-counsel, trust me he is relevant.

Shit happens, Dahlia's disguise is revealed in the middle of court. Terry is shocked, betrayed and confused. How could his Dahlia stab him in the back? (SIDE NOTE: TERRY IS A FUCKING PEDO. WE SHOULD ACKNOWLEDGE THIS. HE SUCKS.I ALMOST THREW UP WRITING THAT LAST SENTENCE)

Anyways, Terry fucking dies by suicide. How? He drank poison in a glass vial in a necklace that Dahlia had given him, and told him to drink if he stopped trusting her. It makes sense in context, I just really need to replay this case.

So Terry fucking dies on stand and Dahlia gets away scot-free.

Mia breaks down, Diego says one of the most earth-shattering iconic lines in the series, breaks a coffee mug with his bare hands and everything sucks.

Except, we're still not at the end. Oh no, we're just getting started.

Diego, in all of his cocky stupidity, decides to talk to Dahlia in the courthouse library. Seriously how is he so fucking stupid like I love him but what the hell.

Now, I don't remember how but that idiot left her alone with his coffee. I didn't mention this, but, Dahlia has glass bottle necklace identical to Terry, also containing poison.

A poison that activates faster with coffee. A poison called atroquinine*.

*this is speculation iirc, as it was never mentioned in T&T I don't think, but it was an important, albeit fictional, poison in Apollo Justice; Ace Attorney.

You can see where this is going. So while Diego stupidly drinks his poisoned coffee, Dahlia makes a run for it and runs into none other than PHOENIX WRIGHT. You know, the title character? The whole reason we're here?

He was an art student at the time, studying law at the side and reading up court cases for, you probably didn't guess it, reasons he is unaware are related to the DL-6 Incident. I told you it was important.

Now, Dahlia is what you would call a femme fatale. And young Phoenix (or Feenie as fhe fandom calls him for distinction) is a fucking moron.

So when pretty-girl-and-now-serial-killer-probably Dahlia Hawthorne offers him a pretty glass necklace, HE FUCKING TAKES IT. HE FUCKING TAKES THE ONLY PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT COULD INCRIMINATE DAHLIA. HE FUCKING DOES IT.

This causes a...bit of an obstacle in Dahlia's way, since he won't return the necklace no matter what. Moreover, Diego, as she would later find out, did not die. But he was in a coma, and if he were to awake- she'd be in deep shit.

This was the end for Dahlia Hawthorne...

Or was it?

I must make a confession here, there's something I have been consciously omitting from the beginning.

It's an easy twist to figure out once you play the game, but it's very important, so if you want to stop reading here I totally understand.

...

Okay, done? Here we go.

Dahlia has a twin sister called Iris. And they're fucking identical, except that Dahlia has red hair*.

*though some speculate it is hair dye as nobody else in her family have red hair. It could be from Mr. Hawthorne, but it is very unlikely as Valerie has black hair like Iris.

Dahlia wanted to kill Phoenix to get the necklace back, afterall, what's another name added to her list of victims anyway? Iris stops her.

You see, Iris was sent away alone to live in a place called Hazakura Temple when she was young with this nun called Sister Bikini. Therefore, she is very spiritual, despite not possessing the Fey Clan's abilities either, and is one of the two main nuns at the temple. And her title is literally Iris Hazakurain.

Iris didn't want her sister's soul to carry any more sins, and decided to get her hands a little bit dirty.

Her plan was simple; fake-date Phoenix for a few weeks as Dahlia, ask for the necklace back and then skedaddle. And him and Dahlia were in the same university so it was easy!

However, Iris didn't account for something, Phoenix is a guy with a lot of abandonment issues.

He doesn't want to give her the necklace unless she provides a valid reason, because he is scared she'll abandon him once she takes back that "symbol of their love"...look, he becomes smarter down the road, okay?!

Another thing she didn't account for was that she would end up actually falling in love with Phoenix. (Istg if NaruMitsu/WrightWorth didn't exist, Feenris would be my top ship). And what was meant to be a fake relationship that lasted at most a few weeks, ended up being a serious 8 month long relationship.

And Dahlia, starting to get impatient, decided to take matters into her own hands...

Here's where shit hits the fan, one of Dahlia's ex-boyfriends, Doug Swallow, asked to meet Phoenix.

You see, Doug dated Dahlia 8 months prior, when she poisoned Armando. He was a chemistry student (iirc), and needless to say he started to get suspicious when certain chemicals- most notably, atroquinine -were starting to go missing from the lab after they started dating.

He did some digging around, connected the dots and figured out that Dahlia had something to do with Valerie's murder, Terry's suicide and Diego's poisoning.

Despite having no solid proof, he wanted to warn Phoenix.

Phoenix didn't believe him. He truly was inlove- just with Iris, not Dahlia. He didn't know that at the time.

So when this guy he never talked to before walks up to him, says he's his girlfriend's ex and straight up accuses her of being a murderer, needless to say he was pissed off and pushed him at the ground.

I don't fully remember what happened next, but Dahlia, never passing on the opportunity to commit sweet, sweet homicide, steps in and fucking kills Doug. In front of Phoenix.

I don't remember what happened to Iris, but Dahlia had managed to get her out of the picture before this incident.

Dahlia, ever the manipulator, somehow convinces Phoenix to not testify against her AND she frames him for the murder, and uses her failed attempt at murdering him to her advantage.

"What failed murder attempt?" you may ask, well, the answer is: Dahlia fucking poisoned his cold medicine bottle. SHE FUCKING POISIONED HIS MEDICATION.

So, his medicine bottle was found on the crime scene- and laced with atroquinine. Girliepop really has a thing for poison- honestly slay, I'm a toxicology nerd, I get it.

Phoenix goes to the famous Grossberg Law Offices for help, where Mia Fey, who works there btw, fucking jumps in to help the moment she finds out Dahlia will be the main witness.

Mia has been depressed since the Terry Fawles' case, and on a quest for vengeance against Dahlia after Diego went comatose. And this was the chance for revenge presented to her on a silver platter.

She becomes Phoenix's defense attorney (and later mentor btw) with the help of her boss and mentor, Marvin Grossberg.

Marvin is um...he sucks. He's a silly goofy old man but he literally caused everything bad that ever happened in Mia's life because the defense attorney for the Bailiff from the DL-6 Incident (remember that?) was a guy who worked for him so he attended the channeling of the DL-6 victim and he's the one who revealed Misty's involvement in the whole case and BASICALLY ORPHANED MIA AND MAYA BECAUSE HE COULDN'T KEEP HIS GODDAMN MOUTH SHUT.

This will become relevant later in the timeline during the events of Ace Attorney 1 (this is all backstory revealed in AA3) where he becomes an even bigger asshat in Case 2-1; Turnabout Sisters.

All you need to know about the case is that when Mia corners Dahlia and asks Phoenix to hand over the glass vial necklace she gave him to be tested for traces of atroquinine, PHOENIX FUCKING EATS IT. HE FUCKING EATS THE ONLY PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT COULDVE SAVED HIM FROM EXECUTION. HE FUCKING CHEWS IT, NOT EVEN SWALLOWS IT, CHEWS ALL OF IT WITH THE METAL PIECES.

AND HE FUCKING LIVES. PHOENIX "EATS NECKLACES" WRIGHT LIVED AFTER EATING POISIONED GLASS AND METAL. IN THE MIDDLE OF A TRIAL THAT COULD LEAD TO HIM GETTING THE DEATH SENTENCE.

AND SOMEHOW THEY STILL WIN THE CASE. BY A MIRACLE, THEY FUCKING WIN.

AND DAHLIA GETS THE DEATH SENTENCE SO HAPPY ENDING FOR EVERYONE, RIGHT? RIGHT?!

NO, NO, NO HAPPY ENDING. BECAUSE DAHLIA SOMEHOW MANAGES TO BECOME EVEN WORSE IN THE PRESENT TIMELINE.

After all of this, you would think that Dahlia is the main villain of the entire original trilogy. She is not. She is fucking not. The main villain is the guy who caused the DL-6 Incident, I am not fucking kidding, he is an actual character. It's always the DL-6 Incident, IT'S ALWAYS THE FUCKING DL-6 INCIDENT.

[sobeksewerrat]

Yknow after staying awake for like 20 hours straight I have just been contemplating and thinking about how true my status as "chaos god" truly is.

I bring chaos and turmoil to every fanspace I interact with?

Freakblr?

I have done irreparable damage to TMF tumblr. Just ask any of my mutuals who r into tmf. I created controversies, AUs, real person crack fics, adopted and disowned multiple people multiple times, I created a fucking gender, made a cult, etc. (Go check out @freakblr-lore for more information on my exploits)

My old Amino Community back in 2017?

I ruined multiple rps, created a war (A recurring theme in my life, I noticed), caused the creation of like 5 other opposing communities and discord servers, I don't remember lol (this was back in my cute little innocent baby days I didn't do much)

Now,

TWOMP.

Uhm.

W e d o n t t a l k a b o u t w h a t I d i d

All I am saying is yall on twompblr better brace yourselves for my chaos if my hyperfixation doesn't subside soon

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Okay so- if you saw my aroace chr headcannon list, you probably saw Adam from Hazbin Hotel on there! It's been a while since I have written an essay, but honestly I really wanted to expand on my asexual Adam thought and @kiichu asked me to so here we go ;)

[ Just. Don't expect any actual thoughtful analysis. I am mostly just grasping at straws and projecting because I kin the dude ]

[ Oh yeah and I will reference the Trans Genesis AU a lot. Nope, Stanley and I did not abandon it. Sorry not sorry ]

First things first, let's look at his first appearance in episode 1.

Needless to say, he was a bit of an asshole. But something really stuck out to me.

In one of the scenes, he was recounting a date/one-night-stand he had to Charlie (because of course he was).

He clearly seemed to be describing the dinner date itself in detail, but he literally just caps it off with "and then we fucked, and it was awesome".

This line can be read in a few different ways, depending on your view.

1. They didn't actually fuck, the woman ditched him or didn't exist to begin with and he's lying to seem cooler.

2. It wasn't awesome (*at least for him, but yk could go both ways) and he wasn't about to go into detail about his less-than-stellar sexual encounter (I feel. Really uncomfortable writing this, I am too ace for this shit).

3. The logical explanation of the writers not wanting to include it for rating reasons and because of the episode's already short run time and also because we as the audience don't really need to know that. Though I think that if that were just that, a better alternative would've been that Adam either continues describing the date or starts describing the sex and either Lute or Charlie (or both) stop him.

For my interpretation of the ace Adam, we'll go with the second interpretation.

Allos love pointing out how "asexuals can still date/have sex" but they always neglect one thing: that's not exactly how sex-favourable and sex-neutral aces work.

I can't speak for everybody on the spectrum (especially since I am mostly repulsed), but wanting to have sex doesn't mean you feel sexual attraction.

So yeah this doesn't disprove him being asexual, though I am aiming for a very different interpretation.

Sex-repulsed Adam.

NOW, PLEASE HEAR ME OUT I KNOW I SOUND CRAZY!!

Ace men rarely get any representation, and a lot of men (especially cis men, but trans men too) don't realize they're ace or are actively in denial about it because of this thing called ✨toxic masculinity✨

I don't think it's too much of a hot take to say that Adam clearly falls into a lot of toxic masculinity stuff.

Being literally the first man, the original dick (or the original pussy if we're talking about the tgau), he is probably expected to uphold these harmful beliefs of masculinity or at least thinks he has to to be taken seriously (or be percieved as cis at least-).

Therefore, he's probably is in deep, deep denial of his asexuality and tries to cover it up by, well, sleeping around I guess (*hopefully not with human souls because i don't need any of the implications that come with that).

But that doesn't necessarily mean he enjoyed it, you know.

Now I don't wanna go too deep into this honestly quite depressing line of thought, so to keep it brief that's probably why he wouldn't go into detail about that one night stand- even though he totally seems like the type of guy who would talk about this stuff in excessive and unnecessary detail (can you tell I love torturing this guy. I mean if yk the TGAU you probably already know but shush).

That or because a lot of aces literally cannot talk about sex seriously. It has to be a joke or about an ao3 smut fic.

*ahem* Moving on-

The infamous "Now, I'm going to FUCK you" scene that every Adamsapple shippers love (no hate to Adamsapple shippers btw, except @roryheart fuck you Rory /lh silly (I love you buddy don't take this seriously)).

Just. Just look at his face when Lucifer says it.

It could just be pure confusion, which is quite understandable tbh.

Or we could go with the funny interpretation of Adam being so autistic and ace, he thought for a second that Lucifer was actually hitting on him this whole time and he just didn't notice. Purely because this has actually happened to me before and I wanna project-

Moreover, he looks lowkey disgusted by it and just attacks Lucifer immediately.

Whatever, now we get to the ✨angst potential✨ of ace Adam.

Elaborating on the bit of toxic masculinity from earlier, maybe he thinks that his aversion to stuff like is why both Lilith (and presumably Eve) cheated on him with Lucifer, because he wasn't a real man.

And if we wanna get really depressing, all we have to do is just remember that his only purpose was to have as many children with Eve (and previously Lilith) as possible to populate the Earth.

Yeah, sounds like a total nightmare scenario.

I have a few other ideas, but they're really half baked and not really well put together and stuff- idk I just think ace Adam is a cool idea.

Sorry if this wasn't exactly the essay any of you were looking for but I genuinely just think it'd be fun and kinda interesting to explore really.

Btw gonna make "sobek rants" exclusively for angry rants and gonna repurpose "brainingsewer" for essays and analysis and stuff. Not that anybody really cares about my tagging system.

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It is very clear people on YouTube lack common sense /lh (everybody is allowed to have their own opinions obvi)

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Making unhinged roleplays with your friends is FUCKING COOL. Character AI is fun to mess around with but remember, making a random rp with your online friends is significantly more fun and will lead to very crazy and borderline terrifying inside jokes (freaks, can anybody remind me how many times I killed off Drew then revived him?)

I won't take criticisms on that statement since it is objectively true.

That being said...@cringelordofchaos wanna summon demons using the tmf rp blogs???/j

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So I was drewdling Drew in sketchbook when my mom came up to me, looked at the drawing and asked me if this was self-potrait.

I know this means that I may just be so obsessed I am projecting my appearance onto Drew, but I choose to interpret this as me being spiritually one with Drew and the very much gender-euphoria inducing thought of it meaning I look masculine