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worstloki · 2 months

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Do you think the Avengers would get annoyed that Loki keeps insisting on hand-to-hand-ing enemies even though he’s supposed to be the magic guy? Do you think Loki would lecture them about it in some profound way about having had his hands far longer than he has trained his magic? Do you think Thor would snicker at the meaningless poetry and volunteer to use more lightning next time if they want a light show?

#brodinsons aaaaaaaa #brodinsons~~~#brodinsons oooooooooooOOOO #brodinsons owwwww #AVENGERS LIKE WE DONT NEED MORE COMBATANTS WE ARE ALL FIGHTERS ALREADY #AND LOKI IS LIKE THEN WHY’D YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR COMBATANT TEAM????#sorry bruce i know you’re too sweet to be like that. STOP TRYING TO MAKE THOR THE MAGIC GUY INSTEAD—HE IS NOT A MAGE!!!!!!#Loki keeps telling people he’s the mage but he’s always jumping people without magic but he doesn’t want Thor to be ‘the team mage’#BECAUSE IT WOUKD BE A LIE THOR!!

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