#btw jade also loves the squiddles show and she sees right through dave and roses shit and laughs at them and reblogs their posts on tumblr

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rose and dave would watch the squiddles show. except rose goes on tirades about how much she hates the ‘stupid writing’ and the fucked up deep meanings of the story and the mental health issues of the characters and how much better the “secret dark version” of the story is. meanwhile dave throws himself into the squiddle version of brony culture and becomes a fullon cosplayer of his squiddlesona and owns every piece of merch in existence in order to make fun of the very concept of childrens cartoon fans

and the fandom would deadass be like “oh wow rose is so deep and smart and dave is so funny and cool” as if they weren’t just two losers both putting way too much work into the exact same Pretentious Ironic Enjoyment shtick. to mask and double-bluff the horrifically embarrassing fact that they like a cartoon.