#btw my mom ate the last of the pizza i made for myself without telling me

[maxaroniiiii]

just a boy and his giant bug

[drunkensurvs-blog]

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What’s your favourite cereal? Rice Krispies have been my all time fave forever. Is there a bus stop near your house? I don’t really live in an area that supports public transport. So I have NO idea. If you’re talking about a school bus stop though there’s one up the hill. Do you prefer red wine or white wine? White. I’m not a fan of tannins, I’m afraid. What’s the last airport you were at? Why were you there? BWI, returning from England I’m assuming. Who do you live with? Mi madre y mi hermana. Ugh. I’m so fucking fluent it kills me. Do you read reddit? If so, how often and what subreddits do you like? Oh I love me some reddit. I’m on that app a few times a day. I’m a huge r/askreddit fan. I used to like r/nosleep but let’s be honest it’s taken a negative turn this last year or so. Have you recently broken up with a significant other or even just a friend? Nope. What’s the weather like today? Is it nice enough to go outside? It’s literally freezing. Snow is on the ground, ice is in my heart, it’s frigid. Do you know anyone who’s had a baby recently? Not super recently. Have you used a pen or pencil today? What did you write down? Uh...not today no. What does your last text message say and who is it from? It’s just a text from my brother asking when my mom and sisters are coming back from England. Can you count how many times you’ve seen your favourite film? No. I mean, I CAN count that high, but I don’t know the exact number. When was the last time you ate marshmallows? Fall 2016. Do you listen to any podcasts? How do you listen to them? Nope. How old will you be in the year 2030? 39/40. Does your skin bruise easily? Do you have any bruises right now? What from? It doesn’t, and no. What was the last thing you spent $150 or more on? No idea. Do you prefer yes or no questions or more open-ended questions? Open ended are more interesting to read and answer. What brand of toilet paper do you usually buy? Charmin of some kind? No actually that's a big ole lie. Scott's tubeless shit is what we fuck with in this house. If I knocked on your door right now, would you be acceptable dressed? I’m always dressed in the bum aesthetic, so I guess. If you’re looking to be underwhelmed I’m your girl. Why did you leave your last job? I didn’t want to work anymore. What colour were the last socks you wore? I’m wearing black ones right now. Are you studying currently? What level of education and what do you study? I’m not. Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and left without paying? Nope. That’s shitty. What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud? Oh god, no idea. I laugh out loud every day for one reason or another. If I had to make an educated guess I’d say....it was probably from a YT video I watched. What’s your favourite scent of air freshener? Cotton/fresh linen. How many weddings have you ever been to? Only 2. Both of my college roomies got married in the same year. Do you know anyone named Nora? My dad’s cousin had a dog named Nora. So...no hah. Are your hands and feet in good condition or could you do with a mani-pedi? Parts of my hands are drier than the Sahara desert and others are smoother than a baby’s butt. It’s just so complicated. But my feet could use some love. When was the last time you played a board game? What did you play? I played Clue Christmas Eve with my dad and siblings. I won, btw. :P I’m really competitive/quick to anger so I avoid any kind of game that allows people to fuck me over. It’s something I hate about myself, but if you piss me off during a game I would love to end your life in that moment. I’d regret it instantly but some games make me SO MAD that it’s just not fun. Anyway.  How old were you when you first became sexually active? I sucked my first dick when I was 14. Sex happened when I was 15. It’s one of the things I wish I had held off on. Sucking dick is no big deal(to me, anyway) and I am 100% at peace with that part of me. But I so wish I had actually been ready to have sex. I wasn’t ready. Yeah, sure I was horny and curious, but I was not READY. Neither of us were. We were dumb horny teens eager to grow up too soon. Have you ever been to a festival for beer or other type of alcohol? Nope. Do you own a record player and/or vinyls? My sisters and dad both have the vinyls and players. It’s not something I care about. When was the last time you went out for drinks? No idea. I stay in for drinks usually haha. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, I don’t have any desire to go to one either. Do you know anyone with a ‘virtue name’? I have no idea what that is. Would you ever wear real authentic leather? I won’t say I would never wear it, but I would never buy it for myself and parade around in it. Have you taken out the trash today? I did actually! How often do you wear make-up? Less than 5 times a year. I am SO lazy. So I rarely ever feel like bothering with my appearance. What’s your opinion on The Simpsons? I’ve been watching it for as long as I can remember. I like it. Do you prefer horizontal or vertical stripes? Vertical. Do you know anyone who has been through a divorce? Not in my generation, but yeah. If you had the money, would you take taxis everywhere instead of driving? I guess I would. Driving gives me anxiety. I haven’t driven on the highway for like...3 years. I trust myself, but I don’t trust the other drivers. Have you ever done a juice cleanse? lol no. Do you have any friends who you can’t decide if they’re attractive or not? Nope. Is the inside of your fridge clean right now or does it need a clean out? Nah, it gets kept up with. When was the last time you washed the dishes? yesterday. I also ran the dishwasher a few days ago. I’m so productive it hurts. Are there any magazines that you read on a regular basis? Nah. Do you have to pay for parking in most places in the town/city you live in? No. There isn’t even a traffic light in my town. What’s the first thing you tend to do when you have a headache? First I assume I’m dying since I hardly ever get headaches. Next I complain. Then I take Motrin and move on with my life. Tell me about your responsibilities at work.  I uh...don’t work. :/ Can you hear lots of traffic from your house? Does it bother you? No. We do have a dumb fucking train downtown that does its whole honky thing occasionally, but it doesn’t disrupt my life. Have you ever had proper Canadian poutine with the squeaky cheese? No. Do your parents know how to operate smartphones and/or computers? They like to think they do. But I’m the resident troubleshooter. How old are your parents, anyway? 55, 64. Are you allergic to anything? What do you have to do to prevent them? Pollen makes my eyes itch. To avoid it I stay inside and try not to rub my eyes on every flower I see. What song is stuck in your head at the moment? There isn’t one because I’m listening to music right now. What’s your boss’ first name? Do you call him/her by that name? - When was the last time you wore a uniform of any kind? What colour was it? - Did you complete a survey before taking this one? Will you take one after? I did not, and I won’t take one after because this is so much longer than I planned and I’m already drunker than I’d like to be while filling this fucker out. Have you ever lost enough weight to drop a dress size? Multiple. But I have an incredible talent of ruining any progress I make. What’s your favourite kind of bread? Any bread. I love bread. Oprah says she loves bread, but she can’t hold a candle to me. When was the last time you got pizza? What toppings did you get? My dad and I had a store bought pizza today for lunch. It was just half pepperoni, half cheese. The last pizza I ordered was half onion, half cheese from Papa Johns. That was New years eve. Do you own Monopoly? Is it the original or a special version? yeah, the original. What was the last thing you said out loud? Pff no idea. I’ve been singing like a fool. You have to choose one: cats or dogs? Dogs. It’s not even a contest. I’ve had and been around both. Dogs are superior in every single way. How do you travel to and from work? I don’t. I do this by being unemployed. Do you primarily use cash or card for your purchases? Why? cards for the convenience. Have you ever been to a stadium concert? A couple. I prefer smaller venues because of the intimacy, but I love the stadiums for the seats and the crowd vibe.

[spooky-sara-sara]

11 questions

@imnottechsupport holy crap!!! Thank you so much for tagging me this is the first time i do something like this! RULES: -Post the Rules -Answer the questions given to you by the tagger -Write 11 questions of your own -Tag 11 people ~Questions~ 1. If you could have one person with you on a desert island who would it be and why? Oh nooo! These kind of questions kinda makes me nervous, because my first instinct is to choose a loved one, but then i realize that i can't prioritize one over the other, because i feel guilty and horrible! So i'm going for the smartass approach and i'm going to say a very nice boat pilot with a boat so that i can go back to my loved ones. 2. What would be some of the most annoying things about having yourself as a roommate? Man, i'm the worst roommate i coukd ever have! I know myself and i would despise having me as roomate beacause i'm?? So?? Messy??? I leave things around a lot and then i forget where i put them, i leave my bed undone and my laundry in dubious states (is it clean?? Is it not?? The world will never know) andi forget EVERYTHING. I can cook a killer italian meal tho, so at least that's that... 3. Do you have any phobias? YES. Without a doubt i'm arachnophobic and i've a phobia for insects and worms. I hate mannequins and old dolls and i'm slightly agoraphobic. I have a slight fear of the dark and i don't like being alone despite my social anxiety because i get paranoid. That's it?? I think?? 4. Which of your scars has the best story behind it? That's without a doubt the scar i have on my scalp, not because it's something heroic or drammatic but because everytime i tell the story behind it i'm reminded of my own idiocy. I was about 4 or 5, and i had just grasped how to ride a bike (of course one with the two little wheels on it) and i was going to the park with my mom, who was walking right behind me. Now, before the park i was headed to, there was one smaller playground that was just in front of this house with this really big lawn, and a wall (?? Fence?? Idk) made out of sharp stones surrounding it. In that playground that day just happened to have gone playing a kid that was at that time my friend, and when she saw me getting closer, she called me and waved at me. Now, when i saw her waving, my brain forgot that i was going on a bike and decided that i absolutely had to wave back when i told her "ciao" or i would've been rude. ...so i accidentally steared head first into the stone wall. I don't remember every single detail, but i remember that somehow i didn't cry, and at first no one noticed i was bleeding because i had some seriously bright red hair at the time, and only when my mom put my hands on my head she realised i was in fact bleading. But hey, the doctor that gave me stitches was really nice and he had his face paintef like a dog and i got a lollypop out of it for not crying so it wasn't even that bad tbh. 5. What advice would you give to your younger self? Don't set the expectations for the things you do too high, you're human too and you're not doing bad just because you're not doing perfect. Don't worry about changes, most of the times things get better or aren't even that bad to begin with. Don't lose your self-confidence because someone is better than you in the things you're good at. You'll meet some great people along the way, and you'll love them a lot and they'll care for you too, don't worry about the bad ones. DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BASED ON LOOKS/THINGS THEY DO/THINGS THEY LIKE, what you are thinking now is just what you were taught to think, your view of things will change with time and often clash with the things you were told, for now, try to look at things by other point of views, you'll regret saying some things later. 6. What’s the most illegal thing you’ve done? Hmm... I changed a mark on my teacher's pc once... is that breaking and entering? i stole a rose bud from an old lady's garden... Theft? Idk I haven't done anything particularly illegal, i'm too anxious amd lazy to get into particularly illegal or dangerous situations. 7. What is the strangest dream you have ever had? I mostly have nightmares honestly, the few "nice" dreams i have are normally stories? In general, my dreams are kind of logic-based, even the unrealistic ones, and they normally follow a certain "logic", but a very strange dream i had, is one from last night actually! I was in this room that kinda looked like a storage room and it was full of white ikea boxes?? And there was a monster made of colored ikead boxes?? And I was a teenager Hela and i was hiding from this monster but it actually didn't do anything because everytime i looked at it it got scared/shy and it literally burst up into single boxes and it hid (despite being visible af because those were the only colored boxes in the entire room) until i looked away. It was cute and usettling at the same time, and it was pretty weird. 8. What was the last song you listened to? Uhm... either Whisper by VIXX LR or Gashina by Sunmi... perhaps My I by Seventeen's Jun and The8, i can't really remember which of the three. 9. What restaurant do you eat at most? Asbsolutely no surprise here, chinese, japanese and korean food are the shit, but if i were to count all the pizza i ate in my life then i proved myself as a living stereotype. 10. What technology from a science fiction movie would you most like to have? A brain storage thing? I hate the idea of having something inplanted that could be controlled by someone or malfunction/get corrupted and fuck with my head, but at least i'd finally have a woRKING MEMORY. Also, i don't know if this is even a thing, if it isn't i'm claiming it as Mine™ is taking pictures by blinking. I used to do this a lot when i was little, if i saw something i liked i literally winked at it and firmly believed that it was forever saved in my head as a picture. I also would kill to record my dreams, so there's that too. 11. Time freezes for everyone but you for one day. What do you do? I... have no idea. I just... do... stuff?? Idk probably just hang, put sticky notes with poops drawn on them all over my school, cover my math teacher's car in flour... I would want to travel maybe but that i can't do as i don't have a driver's licence and everyone else is stuck in time and my first thought is to get money, but again, i'm not one to go for the illegal way so i probably wouldn't do anything like that. In the end i'd play dumb harmless pranks on everyone and enjoy their reaction when time unfroze itself. NOW! My questions: 1- Who is a popular band/singer that everyone likes but you just can't get into? 2-What is your favourite meme? Quick! Share a pun! 3-What are 3 countries you'd like to travel to? 4-What is the strangest thing you believed in as a kid? 5-Do you have a favourite food that you'd eat everyday? What is it? Do you have a food you hate? What is it? 6-Are you a physical book person or a digital book person? Do you like reading at all? 7-What is your favourite book/movie genre? Which piece of media from this genre would you recommend and why? 8-What were the last 3 songs you listened to? 9-Do you have any allergies? 10-What would you tell your younger self? What would you tell your future self? 11-Cats, Dogs or Both? Milk, Tea, or Coffee? I tag: @tsumi-catty, @missinghim, @son-of-joy, @rickyprio05, @delicatesmol, @paucuev, @lauralot89, @flower-kick, @steffanao, @noodlelord98, @leonhartleon (You're not forced to do this if you don't want to btw, i just tought it was a nice little thing) (Excuse me if i made mistakes, english is not my first language)