#but 'all i ever needed is here' and 'words are very unnecessary' just. Get™ to me

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Editing cancelled, I had to go cry over "Enjoy the Silence" by Depeche Mode.

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BBC Les Miserables (Episode 4) Some Opinions

On the plus side, we're over the half way mark lads

One good thing I have to be thankful to BBC Les Mis for is finally giving me some blog content

Cosette is a cutie pie

Javert finally got the hat™

I think our boi Valjean is part canine. He really likes burying shit so he can dig it back up later

Javert is still bitter 10 years later about the one that got away. Think he needs some therapy

That little Javert speech will never convey as much 'Stars' does so swivel Davies

Marius went off at Grandpa Gillenormand and told him where to shove his royalist bullshit

Sister Simplice hasn't aged a day and it's been literally years. Being on side with God does apparently great things for ya skin honey

Is this Convent in the shadest part of Paris? Cause Cosette and Valjean be out the door 5 minutes and they have already seen beggers, a street fight, prostitutes, police brutality and an actual dead body.

Valjean buys a sweet crib yo

Courfeyrac is cute I dig it 9/10

This fucking bitch again ffs. Is she not dead yet? Better not decline her cooking Marius she'll dob you into the cops for smoking weed or something.

Grantaire is so meh 4/10

Right don't get me wrong I love Joseph Quinn. He gave Arthur Havisham in Dickensian the most bitter gay energy ever and I'm here for it. But would it have been too hard to dye the hair for Enjolras? Or put on a wig? Like he's not even in red? Also not feeling the tash. Actor 10/10. wardrobe and hair -10/10

They did my boy Bossuet dirty. Where was his introduction shot? Everyone else got an introduction shot but him. I'm bitter about this

I'm here for this political debate tho

Where are the rest of my Boys? Could they only afford 4 les amis de l'abc? Did they spend all the money on unnecessary filler extras screaming in French?

This peep hole strip tease makes me feel dirty and I don't like it.

Javert sleeps with his medal next to his bed. That is the sadness, yet cutest thing I've ever seen

Don't make me speak of it. Then processes to speak of it without a word from Cosette

Cosette is very cute like I think she's cute too Marius

Time for a Paris fashion show

Stalker Marius isn't good at sneaky stalking

Marius is a blushy smiley nerd, who sniffs dad handkerchiefs

Cosette is a blushy smiley nerd, who gets flustered when talking to cute boys

Cosette and Marius are wholesome and I'm here for it

Dad Valjean doesn't like or approve of this

I'm here for redhead Eponine

Cosette doesn't know what debauch is. This girl is so pure and good.

Overprotective Valjean needs to chill out

Anyone know a better cure for love? REVOLUTION!!

Enjolras throwing cheese at Grantaire and him eating it is the best thing this adaptation has brought to the table

Why is Grantaire pro revolution? Not very cynical so far

Grantaire wouldn't make crude jokes about everyone shagging Cosette. He isn't straight up gross. I don't like this at all. Unnecessary. Fuck you Davies

Why would Cosette be in a brothel Marius? Use your brain ffs

What is Marius's Weird Cosette/Eponine dream with rapey undertones? I don't like this

Eponine is so over sexualised I hate it

Marius needs to learn to lock his bedroom door like seriously

Knew it had been a while since we had a woman being smacked around on screen

I shouldn't be surprised how quick the Thénardiers go to Murder as a solution but there we go

Heard about a planned murder? Well due to police budget cuts take some pistols and deal with it yourself Marius. We'll wait outside as back up

Why is Thénardier now Fagin from Oliver Twist?

Why did Valjean turn up without his coat? Swear he said he'd get another one?

Burning himself again? Just to say what? My pain tolerance dick is bigger than yours?

Fight fight fight

Nice 5 seconds Montparnasse got there

Why was Cosette under a table?

Nice bit of exposition for Marius about his dad there. Glad Thénardier brought that up randomly

Gavroche is a sweetie who deserves so much better

Conclusion: This episode made me want to die. Tune in next week for episode 5