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dimeadozencows · 2 months

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This came to me in an early morning queer haze

Kissing my medics good morning (I am your husband heavy and I love you)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #heavymedic #i know its super annoying for everyone when the sole medic on the team keeps pocketing heavies so as a heavy main i will say this.#to the medics in the chat: i dont expect you to pocket me and in fact you shouldn't. i suck. but! if you would it would be cool and gay and #and i will kiss you abd love you and give you yummy food and protect you like my life depends on it i will be your meat shield because you #are amazing incredible for picking medic despite the horrors. i will do everything in my power to help u. but don't pocket me i suck #i meant for that to be more meaningful and like giving advice but it got gay. but i meant all of it #when i see a medic healing me i immediately switch to shield mode my life is no longer mine i exist to protect the beautiful man behind me #thank you medics👍🏽 if u play medic i hope you have a wonderful day today everyday 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽❤️❤️#edit: i am gayer for heavy than i am for medic- but since i main heavy i am automatically attracted to medic and so this shitpost was born #so many people that play medic are apparently gay for heavy...... i feel so seen and understood

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puppyeared · 5 months

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beep beep im a sheep

speeddraw below the cut (audio warning)

song: "Cult of Dionysis" by The Orion Experience

#before anybody says anything i have never played cotl in my entire life and i dont plan to. but. crow showed me some narilamb art #and i. well.. HMMMMM kinda fruity if i do say so myself..#also i wanted to play around with the lambs design and had fun basing their outfit a little on crusader armor. mostly the cloth in the fron #i dont think id last 10 minutes playing cotl. partly because i suck at strategy games and not hugely drawn to roguelike games #and partly because i think i would cry real tears if i had to sacrifice someone despite fully knowing theyre nonsentient npc characters #i must admit i think the world and gameplay mechanics are interesting.. havent watched any playthroughs but ive been skimming thru the #wiki pages. kindareminds me of binding of Isaac but i dont have the patience for those kinds of games sadly #also apparently u guys are getting a sex update so i feel like ill be in full blast of whatever comes out of that #i might draw god of death lamb because i kind of have an idea of what their horns would look like. but im gonna hate drawing an outfit ugh #noooo dont usurp god and reap destruction for generations to come youre so sexy haha #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl lambert #cotl fanart #my art #myart #videos #speeddraw #progress art

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kittybroker · 4 months

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What about I'm a kitty cat and I dance dance dance? What is he worth in this economy

Legendary dance kitty doing just fine as always! This crazy kitty continues to bring joy to all, skyrocketing it's net worth! The dance dance dance now selling for 21 MILLION dollars!

#apparently it was an nft and was tempted to look up price of that #except then I remembered nfts suck and are worthless #21 million is the number of views the original view has #crazy kitty #premium kitty #silly kitty #asks

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cringefail-clown · 2 months

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hateful gaze

#homestuck #homestuck au #beforus #alpha trolls #kankri vantas #man beforus SUCKS ASS in this au #i cant wait to post this fic. kankri backstory anyone???#like i dont think it was ever stated but. his ass was def culled #and when you think of culling as complete removal of your rights - similar to conservatorship but on crack #like every part of your life is under control of your guardian #it really puts into perspective how horrific this whole thing actually is #not mentioning how a system like that is a breeding ground for abuse against disabled/impowerished #overall just fucking terrible. i have. many thoughts about beforus #its for the ultkri au btw for those unintiated thats a thing im apparently fixated on rn

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barry-j-blupjeans · 1 year

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woke up this morning with a strong vision of a taz balance au that is literally the same as canon but the umbrastaff is instead this umbrella hat

i could not decide if this would take the place of taako's wizard hat or if he'd put the wizard hat over/under it. both options are hilarious

Image description: an umbrella-shaped hat with green, blue, red, and yellow segments, attached to a black headband that rests atop a mannequin's head. End description.

#taz #taz balance #edward just gettin fuckin' SUCKED into taako's hat #incredible #i am speaking #i know. i know what happened to the jean umbrella post but #this idea is too good not to share for the risk of ruining my notes again lsdkfksdf #damn i thought i posted this this morning but apparently i put it in drafts. rip. here it is now lskdfsd #image id by anistarrose #thank u !!

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emomomortal · 13 days

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apple on your head!! apple on your head!!

#tfa #transformers animated #tfa bumblebee #tfa sari sumdac #sari sumdac #tfa sari #i remembered i could animate #If no one else is making bee and sari content i'll cook for the rest of you #transformers animated [literally]#this took like an hour to save to my computer cause flipaclip on a chromebook SUCKS!!!!!!!!#Anyways hope you like i love sari's pigtails here i think i did pretty good #originally i was just gonna draw him perching an apple on her head #but i said no i want to ANIMATE cause apparently that was easier #LOVE THEM FOREVA #also thank you to the people putting their thoughts in the tags #they're so fun to read and i really appreciate it love yall 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷#🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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Barnaby deserves caterpillar smooches.

so!!! True!!!

#I DREW THIS TOO SMALL IM SORRY THE IMAGE QUALITY SUCKS #i didnt realize until i was Done and Zoomed Out #twas too late.... far too late....#low quality image HIGH QUALITY GAYS LETS GOOOOOOO #eating my own arm theyre soooooo aghasgashagsjhabk #how can anyone not see what a Top Tier Pairing they are....#they're made for each other smh #im going to Sob lmfao #i love them sm.... too much.... far too much....#aggressive mwah sounds OUGGHHHHHHHHH #instant happy chemicals flooding my brain when Theyre Involved #bouncing off the walls eating concrete punching the air etc etc #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #this is a laughingstock week apparently #ive got 3 posts for em queued up #which!! might not sound like a lot!!!#but lately for me It Is!!!#especially since it's multiple scribbles per post!!!#except for the last one. that one's a meme #BUT THE LAUGHINSTOCK BRAINROT NEVER FAILS NEVER FALTERS NEVER CRUMBLESSSSSSS #ITS ALWAYS THERE LOOMING IN THE BACK OF MY MINDDDDD #barking howling wailing rattling chains like the spirits of the damned

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masteraqua · 1 year

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some tumblr app icon designs i’ve been working on this week 💟

#apparently you can only submit one entry to the contest which sucks bc i hate making decisions #tumblr #tumblr app icon #my art

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clemothykesh · 2 months

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Cutting loose or whatever

#fatt #Sovereign Immunity/Chrysanth Kesh #we party tonight folks #partizan #oh by the way PATIZAN my beloved season started coming out in 2019?!?!!?!!!?#my brand new favorite season of fatt is going to be FIVE YEARS OLD THIS YEARRRRR #anyway look at this old ass art #you are all wellcome I had to dig through the horrors of the past to find these #it sucks but also no it doesn't I wad cooking #*was #this is from 2020-2021 apparently! wild¡

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pakost61 · 5 months

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this fella :з

#i found myself thinking that will reminds me of michael cera #now live with it #william clarke #who’s lila #who’s lila?#whos lila #fanart #my art #artist on tumblr #digital art #ms paint #quality sucks ass bc apparently i have a curse

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aegagrusscholarship · 1 year

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i have no idea what to draw

#rain world #ultrakill #ultrakill v1 #ultrakill v2 #actual art #every fucking madcom fan likes ultrakill apparently and i am no exception #game gives me a headache to look at for too long though #so that sucks.#(too many effects at once overwhelms me for some reason. which is annoying as fuck actually)

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ladymariayuri · 10 months

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This was not worth it

#i did not have a single item in the original besides the catarina chest. this was on my 100 hour dude.#last left him off in the fucking spawn area in ng+8 or whatever #i played almost the whole fucking game.#had to kill curse rotted greatwood because i never transposed the moonlight greatsword. awful.#had to kill wheel skeletons in carthus for 5 minutes which could have been worse but it sucked.#had to go ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING ARCHDRAJON PEAK TO KILL HAVEL #AND GOOGLE HOW THE FUCM TO GET HIS ARMOR BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO GO BACL TO FARRON KEEP AFTER #KILLED FUCKING ALDRICH WITH THE WORST RNG OF MY LIFE #anyway hi.#also died to dogs and curved sword dues in irithyll for like 30 minutes. ng+max is rough

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anantaru · 3 months

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guys this is random but the fact so many people are leaving nijisanji 🧍🏻‍♀️ i am so confused like what did selen do 🗿 if it's really because of the music video???? they act like she did some fucked up stuff or something 🧍🏻‍♀️💓 did i miss something

edit: okay i have been enlightened by my bbygirl qqiup and like despite all i still find it insane that so many have left, for example mysta, kyo, pomu, selen, i think one vtuber from noctyx too right??? nijisanji en is just a mess atp🗿

#honestly i stopped with nijisanji after mysta left since he was my favorite 🗿💓#BUT LIKE WTF #i mostly am familiar with the nijisanji jp vtubers and not the english ones #BUT EVEN I KNEW SELEN #if i am out of the loop please explain but did she really get terminated because of the music video thingy???#and apparently she got hospitalized once since the niji enviroment sucks???#wtf is niji doing🗿 i lowkey think its better to be an indie vtuber atp #꒰ ა ♡ ໒ ꒱ shutup'

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badnewswhatsleft · 2 months

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(audio starts 10s in) i've been casually collecting some cd singles mostly for the artwork and the novelty of it all tbh, but i got this and never knew there was a "guitars down" version of sugar :0 upon listening it seems the biggest differences with this vs the album version are:

the instrumentals/sustained controlled feedback that usually plays behind the prechoruses is also used between the chorus and the 2nd verse, over the normal chuggy riff

the backing vocal harmonies in the chorus seem to be significantly brought forward which sounds STUNNING, easily the highlight of this version

made it (+the music or the misery) available to download as a flac file here :)

#tbh thank you to decaydancemp3 for basically obliquely teaching me abt that 10s workaround #i knew there were apparently a million iterations of sugar but like. i only js rdiscovered sometimes these cd singles have COOL THINGS #fall out boy #patrick stump #joe trohman #andy hurley #pete wentz #time capsule #spin for you #theres also smthn different happening in the 2nd prechorus but tbh idk what. like an extra.. zwoopy.. slide..maybe #2nd half of 2nd verse from 'isnt it messed up' also seems to have some more bg sustained notes but might be hallucinating atp #i always sucked shit at aural music theory exams

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cimicherrychanga · 2 months

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can u hurry i wanna dye my hair like. Now

#i had leftover dye water ( blue-ish but apparently it got Sucks from being old 🙄#so im adding pigments to it :3!#i dont have colors in mind + it shouldnt last long in my hair anyways i just want bright colors rather than the pastels #i dont wanna have Just Pink bc that was my most recent one #like i am for sure addin some others ( i mean. waters already vaguely blue so) but how much......#shut up dave

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inconveniently-discorporated · 1 year

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I only just realized the connection in word play here.

(Excerpt from the book.)

I mean, I realized the word play, of course, but I just realized the ADDITIONAL layer of hilarity in THIS context:

(Excerpt from the script book.)

Beautiful. Chef's kiss. I thought "I think it means food" was hilarious enough in its own right without the punchline where CHOW™ doesn't mean food at all.

#ciao -- it doesn't mean food #neither does chow apparently #suck it Hastur #good omens #obvious things i only just now realized

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