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[kittybroker]

Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!

[kittybroker]

Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕

yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe

[kittybroker]

The hearty stick eater getting a real good crunch on! Eat sticks with all your friends now for the lower price of only $28.95!

they call him the stick eater because he eats sticks

[kittybroker]

Haiii :3 this is Mingau (oatmeal), how much do you think he's worth?

Little Mingau Oatmeal coming in at a healthy and whole $13.22!

[kittybroker]

How much would you value your own kitty at?

this thing??? not even a full dollar if I'm at all honest

[kittybroker]

Let us not forget the sacrifice of the creatures, honor their memory and burn this goat to the ground. the market shall remain strong in these dire times

Round 6: The Quarterfinals

(Poll 1 of 4)

@hasgavlebockenburneddownyet

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@kittybroker

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[kittybroker]

Salt the earth with this little beast! Get this salty little thing for only $126.72!

How much for this little guy?

[kittybroker]

i just saw your kitty and for some reason i wasn't expecting the kittybroker to have a kitty

I keep but the finest of wares for myself

[kittybroker]

World's fluffiest coffee table decor the perfect splash of color for your living room! Get this item for the low low price of only $14.27!

He is a coffee table decor

[kittybroker]

how much for this dapper boy?

Dapper little boy strolling gaily onto the market with a stunning price tag of only $28.79!

[kittybroker]

Tsundere old man. I was away at Uni for a month and this is the first thing he did when I got back

Tsundere old man not actually even remotely bothered by anything at all! Wouldn't even care if you purchased for only $28.89!

[kittybroker]

Omg

That lil black spot on Boris's nose! 🥹

the boris is stored in the nose spot

[kittybroker]

how much for the peculiar creature named Marilyn?

Peculiar Marilyn just the strangest little creature! And strange are these prices, coming in at only $16.66 today!

[kittybroker]

W. D Catster going for only -6666 gold! Utterly perplexing!

New Deltarune theory: my cat is W.D. Gaster

[kittybroker]

did you...paste a second picture of your cat's head over the censored one?? why not just post the original image????

I don't know what you are talking about. he really just looks like that. the censors can't hold him down

[kittybroker]

tasty little pre-packages snack flying off the shelves at only $2.50!

[kittybroker]

how much for my beautiful daughter meow and my sibling's baneful beast travis

Beauty and bane, night and day. we forever live in this tentative balance, held up only by these low prices, now valued at only $21.63!