#but also because shes just a basic bitch and im a huge hater

[holeposts]

my idiot roommate is sick and coughing but still using her goddamn hairspray. at 8 pm at night. what is it for? what is it all for?

[ocean-sunfish-apathy]

The ocean sunfish is… a fish. But is there a fish that means more to you? A favourite, perhaps?

it's dumb to devote time and energy to having a single opinion about the ocean sunfish. HOWEVER have you seen the deep sea anglerfish??? WHAT A FISH!! im just a guy im no ecologist like that lame hater blog, but i can tell u that for ages when they were studying the anglerfish they were really confused cause they were only ever fishing out females. and because all ecologists are naturally huge misogynists, this wasn't good enough for them.

they also noticed that these bad bitches were often covered in weird unidentified parasites. more on that in a sec.

because, as it turns out, they were looking for the lads on the complete wrong scale. these deep sea anglerfish have some CRAZY sexual dimorphism and the males are actually teeny teeny tiny. and with them being so itty bitty, and the deep sea being so fuckin huge, finding other anglerfish to mate with is kind of a nightmare, so when they DO encounter one another, they don't wanna let go.

like. they really don't wanna let go. the male anglerfish grabs on somewhere. anywhere really. and then digests himself! fusing into the body of the female until he's basically a portable nutsack she can use whenever she pleases. a kind of clutch purse of jizz for the woman on the go. a little slug of a creature that can trick marine biologists into thinking he's just a parasite and that a good man is hard to find.

also the ladies just hang about in the deep sea vibing until their bioluminescent party hats draw in tasty snacks temporarily overwhelmed by the single brightest light they've seen in their soon to be over little lives. what's not to love about the anglerfish

[thegeminisage]

This is weird of me but you said you're reading Jane eyre and it's my favorite book (it does get better in the sense that her whole upbringing is so rough and depressing) and so many people Don't Get It because they're like oh this is a weird relationship and Rochester is a dick and Jane is so meek but I feel like you'll get it, but I feel like it's worth saying that Rochester IS a HUGE DICK but Jane is NOT MEEK she's WEIRD AS SHIT, I feel like that gets lost in the historical context A LITTLE BIT but she's the kind of weird dramatic sassy bitch where most people don't know she hates them, she's a hater, but Rochester does and LOVES it and she loves that he's a dick and the whole book is SO SO much about an abuse survivor deciding what SHE wants, it's basically a female escape and power fantasy. Sorry I'm so so so not normal about Jane Eyre, if you watch an adaptation after watch the Ruth Wilson miniseries not the Fassbender movie ANYWAY I'd love to see your thoughts when you're done okay bye

this is such a funny ask to get because i am LITERALLY reading jane eyre against my will. here's what happened: i got serial reader because i felt like i should read more books (i already did p&p!!), and on my list of "read laters" was jane eyre, and when emily saw it they were like YOU'RE GONNA HATE JANE EYRE BUT YOU HAVE TO READ IT. and i was like why on earth would i read a book i'm going to hate this is over 100k long. but for some reason i am reading it. and so i''ve only JUST finished like chapter 5 which means so far mostly what i've read is poor jane getting abused by a variety of people. and i'm like WHY WOULD YOU HAVE ME READ THIS but they said the same thing that the character jane is very important. and i do get that because she's already yelling at mrs reed for being a horrible old bitch or whatever and so good for her. i am going to keep reading unless it becomes absolutely wretched.

re: the movies...i actually had seen the michael fassbender one a long time ago, but i barely remember it except i know the part about the wife in the attic and also i remember thinking it was boring and confusing. i will not WILL NOT watch the other movie because even though i kind of fell in love with ruth wilson watching HDM, i have become absolutely radicalized against the very SIGHT of toby stephens's face thanks to pjo passions, and i absolutely refuse to look upon him because the very sight of him fills me with revulsion and rage second only to b*nedict c*mberbatch. sorry. i also read an article that was like, the movies can never be good anyway because they can't break the fourth wall the way the book can in narration, they lack jane's Personality. so that's all fine i guess, i can live without adaptations. JUST for you though i will try to make another post when im finished <3