#but also if none of this is your vibe please lemme know! I'm just easily excited

[crisispider]

from @xenjoyedthat :

❤️ romantic

💛 platonic

💙 family

💞 friends with benefits

💕 unrequited love [honestly, it can go either way XD]

What kind of relationship does your muse want with mine?

OKAY so i have some thoughts, because all of these dynamics could be so good okay?? So firsts things first, if i get anything wrong about the characterization of Lyla in anyway please tell me! I'm just doing a lot of rambling with ideas you know?

So with that being said....

This ended up getting REALLY LONG so i'm going to put most of it under a read more.

Platonic & Family

I live for just the day to day of anything in the spider society, and since Peter is one of the more founding members of the society with Miguel you can't tell me that Lyla and Peter aren't at the very least friends.

I'm a really big fan of the idea of just Peter and Lyla working as a team to keep an eye on Miguel and make sure he is doing things like taking breaks every now and again, and remembering to eat, you know basic human survival skills. It becoming just like this weird little tag team of just Lyla messaging peter when Miguel has been up for too long, and Peter just stopping what he is doing (or finishes whatever super important thing he is doing) and goes to help bully the man to bed.

But also just the two of them being gossipy babies?? And just any time Peter comes to the society and making sure he stops by her area to talk with her about everything and anything that has been going on and all the new things going on with Mayday.

Peter would INSIST she come over for movie nights and takeout and just get a chance to decompress herself because he definitely thinks she also works too hard for her own good and just deserves a break.

I could see Peter also just confiding in Lyla a lot in the quiet moments you know? He has NEVER been good at talking about his feelings and he still isn't.. but it's a work in progress. But the two of them just sitting down and maybe it starts off as just grumbling about the week, because Peter is good at grumbling about things and that could then devolve into actual serious conversation.

Which of course would just like lead to Peter noticing that like Lyla just does so much for everyone all the time, even though she has her hands full with Miguel, and he would start to go out of his way to make sure that she is taken care of. He will swing by the society all the time with a bag full of take out and a movie he INSISTS she just has to see, just to make sure she is taking breaks and getting in an actual meal.

Adding on to like some of your thoughts about Lyla and Mayday. Peter would ABSOLUTELY just be like 'here. hold the baby!' and not really give Lyla too much of a choice. He of course would keep enough of a watch to make sure it's never pushing her TOO FAR. He knew he could never take away the ache of gabriella, but he hoped that maybe having a baby around could be a healing distraction of sorts.

He of course wouldn't pay annnnny mind or call out Lyla showing up to come 'check on him' to make sure he isn't being some level of disaster. Peter would always be more than happy to let Mayday use Lyla as a jungle gym while he makes some dinner so Lyla can catch up with MJ.

The two of them organizing just movie and game nights between all the baby spiders or any other group that they felt needed a good break and just having such a good time? I feel like their game room is EXTENSIVE filled with probably way too many nerdy games because there are too many Peter Parker's in the damn society.

Romantic & Friends with Benefits

OKay so like for a lot of this I can really only talk from Peter's side so you are going to have like correct me if anything messes with your take on lyla!

So I have two possible routes I can go for just verse and like Mayday when it comes to shipping with Peter. There is the Peter and MJ are together, but are open to adding another and being a polycule. Ooooor the other way is that Mayday was an accident. The short version is that when Peter went back to rekindle, they had a night together, and then somewhere between then and Mayday being born they decided that they were better as friends and co-parents, and that's how they raise Mayday. So Peter is a single disaster dad.

WITH all of that way too many words being said, onto the cute stuff. I feel like all of the friendship stuff, mixed in with Peter falls for a person pretty easy. That man gets heart eyes faster than he has any reason to. But he would probably attempt to keep it to himself at first, figuring it's best if it's one sided, he had a kid and Lyla probably isn't interested in his old dorky ass.

But god he would do his best to be the absolute best friend he could be though? Just doing absolutely everything to make sure she was taken care of but not in like the.. obnoxious and overbearing way? just like the finding any dumb excuse to come hang out at the society and spend time with her sort of thing, but if she was too busy he would obviously take a hint.

I can almost PROMISE you that their first date? Peter would absolutely take her to the central park zoo in his New York. Would even go as far as to call in a few favors with some of the zoo keepers he has made friends with so she could even pet some of the animals that don't mind a friendly pat. Peter would absolutely bring his camera and take SO MANY pretty pictures of Lyla with all of the different animals, not just so she would always have them as a memory but because he just finds her truly breath taking.

But also the two of them having little nerd dates? Peter may not look it as much anymore but he is a smart little science nerd and just the two of them curled together or sitting like goblins as they just tinker with either spider gear or whatever dumb little invention they made up. Or even just learning about the tech of a new universe they went to recently and just trying to learn all about, just cute nerds.

Peter wouldn't always be the best, he is a workaholic who does make mistakes, but he is trying to be a better person. So sometimes I feel like their stubbornness would clash, but I think Peter would always come back after a fight looking like a little kicked puppy with some flowers to apologize because he would be SO SCARED to loose her.

It would take a lot of work, they are from different dimensions, and Peter is a single dad so Lyla really would have to be okay with one day taking on the title of step-mom if she ever wanted a real serious relationship with Peter, but Peter would also understand any hesitation. He has literally no room to judge ever.

If you wanted the more friends with benefits I could definitely see the two of them just crashing together after weird long weeks. Them both constantly working with miguel and everyone else to stop all of the universes from falling apart and just one thing leads to another, maybe there is a little bit of a dumb drinking game or peter had one too many weed gummies and it just happens, and then they realized it works for them. You know?

Even that could be the starting point for the romantic route if you wanted, they started off as just friends with benefits but peter is a dumb bitch who catches feelings.

Okay. okay okay i could go on forever, i haven't even gotten fully through all of your headcanons so like i'm sure i could come up with even more.. but idk, here have my absolute babble.

[nightswithkookmin]

Hey goldy,

Just checking in . Are you good? No post about jimins album from you..Are you worried? I think he will do good. i was worried that he will do generic songs like vibe but he is digging deep...i am proud of him. Hope you are doing good even if you dont respond to this ask..lots of love goldy.

Two things are gonna happen in March:

A. I'm gonna get canceled, lots of friends will turn into enemies, people are gonna hate me or

B. I'll probably go to jail big time

Here's why.

People would want me to be objective and share my honest thoughts on the album and I'm not gonna do none of that and yall are gonna resent me for it cos yall might perceive me as being biased. Which I won't lie I am.

I don't have an objective take to give nobody and if you have one keep it to yourself. Nobody asked you.

They're gonna call his song something like "generic" and I'm gonna instantly push my boot in their chest, pull their hair, bite their nose, pee on their foot- cos what the hell does that even mean😫

I know people will come here and say things like, I liked it but- but nothing cos I got your tongue and now you can't speak. Smashed your in teeth right in with a hammer.

Yall keep your opinions to yourself please

No, don't share it with me I do not want to know

I'm very sensitive about this album so I just want to refrain from having any discourse around it.

And you're damn right he will do good!

But please darling choose your words carefully when talking about his songs with me okay I get triggered so easily 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The album is good let's agree to leave it like that right now. If you don't have nothing positive to say about it take it somewheres else

I don't want to lose anymore friends over this

Am I good?

Honestly, I'm shitting my pants over here

Never been this nervous in my life and I know some people would try to ruin it for me but know that I'm ready for war. I came prepared- thoroughly

Also anyone who ships JM with any other person better come through, show up, show out it's all hands on deck. LEMME NOT CATCH YALL SLACKING ON THE STREAMS COS ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE

You're not going to use Jimin to advance your fantasies and then not support him when it's time to support him- jail is where we will both slay

We're good. I'm good. Are you good? I'm good

I won't be held responsible for anything I say or do

I love you guys but I love Jimin more

[bluewinnerangel]

Did you do a predictions list for lt2?? Do i need to scroll down a bit? I loved reading your list for hs3 haha

Didn't yet but now I've slowly been adding to this list. Again I'm just having some fun here and none of this is very serious, but here it is, my LT2 predictions:

Still a lack of pronouns

But loads from a "we"/"us" perspective

Insecurities. Not necessarily about him being insecure, but a song processing and looking at insecurities and uncertainties in a broader sense, very DLIBYH-like.

Return of the (little) black dress

A diss track. Things or people being fake, but not like Fearless, more.. punk? More punk.

“Moon”

Just having a pint with the lads

hella obvious queer anthem. And I mean obvious level: ripped off some pride flyer.

Some fking hippie ass flowery love and peace man dude just relaaaaxxx everything's gonna be fiiineeee bro peace on earth song, which he'll be trying to mask it with some heavier sounds but yeah no lyrics are what they are and they're not hiding from us man we see your make love, not war bs babe keep going

Something about not being seen. Easily applicable to covid isolation times.

"Darling", "love".

One song of which none of his fans, no matter what we think we know about what he's like, what his life is like, what he's about, etc, can figure out. I mean, not even the subject. No clue. Many wildly different interpretations follow and somewhat of a common consensus will arise per corner of his fandom followed by a bunch of "unpopular opinions" and "no but I figured it out"'s and none of them will be right and this mfer will just be crackling in a corner somewhere.

Still being a kid at heart (there's Change already so is that even a prediction I guess not)

Ok fine one sappy love song. Romantic lil shit settled ridiculous us against the world kinda forever we're a team everyone else can fuck off you and me you and me baby you and me byeeee.

Water splashy sound goes splash splash

"love is a drug" analogies, or at the very least a bunch of lines that seem pro substance use.

I think he's still gonna play it safe but lemme dream so much more raw sounds. Unpolished all the way.

And combining the previous 2: something that sounds a LOT like The Beatles' Tomorrow Never Knows.

And another one like George Harrison's What Is Life (both lyrically and sonically but with a ✨modern twist✨)

Ok third gamble add Paolo Nutini's Iron Sky as well.

Oh look up at the stars my boy they shine

"This is who we are and together we stand strong" and like idk if is this about your relationship, artists fighting for their rights, the LGBTQ community, your fanbase, or your football club, but imma take it with both hands and cherish it.

ANGER. Just gimme the damn anger Louis pour it out into music please god just. do it.

One that's just fucking clownmusic istg just straight out of Yellow Submarine

Clear continuation of a song on LT1 by reusing a line or a play on it from that song in a new one, that will have the same theme and vibe.

One or more songs that are obviously not a direct response to any songs on FL nope nah most definitely not.

But also one song that responds to NIL bro deadass cut the cameras

"Faith In The Future" will be a line in one of his songs, one that may or may not entirely parallel John Lennon's Mind Games.

something that can be translated to we’re both just little shits really (yeah LT2 can have some of that as well)

"Reflect(ions)", "Mirror"

you're my baby such a good girl/boy. Let's just say it's for Clifford and move on.

H O M E. Always home, away from home, finally never home, home again, home is whenever I'm with you, always in my homey heart. So many options.

Official or alternate album cover (like special edition vinyl or whatever) being the most cryptic ass illuminatispiracy looking assholery? Just? wtf am I looking at? What even is that??? Just get out? Go away? fuck off louis but keep going

And/or some black and white album art / promo shoot / etc.. you know what happened with one of the pieces of fan art used as Spotify backgrounds on the 1yr anniversary of walls, where the art had a rainbow on it but it showed up in black and white on his Spotify? That.

A very fucking beautiful, lovely, honest, smart, perfect punch in the feels album imma cry to forever.

HS3 predictions