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Here are my predictions for Eurovision 2025 no one asked !
Disclaimer : I'm not clairvoyant, so most (if not, not a single one) of my predictions won't come true. Also, please note that I don't mean to offend anyone in this thread, I just like to guess what will happen in the next Eurovision season that may be more chaotic than ever.
- 3 hosts, one woman and two men
- ๐จ๐ฟ will withdraw but ๐ณ๐ฑ will participate again
- ๐ท๐ด and ๐ฒ๐จ will return, but not ๐ฒ๐ฐ
- ๐ฝ๐ฐ will try to debut, but it will be unsuccessful because some participants still don't recognise the country as an independent state
- Gjon's Tears will perform as an interval act
- Cรฉline Dion won't physically appear / perform in any of the shows
- "Ne partez pas sans moi" will be covered by one of the last Swiss representatives
- Postcards will include parts of Swiss culture
- The stage design will be decent at best
- A tragic event will happen during the Eurovision week (but mostly not related to the contest itself)
- The grand final closing entry will be second last again
- One of ESC 2024 top 10 countries will open the grand final
- 5th slot will be more cursed than the death slot
- Voting will be open before the 1st performance in all 3 shows
- ROTW televoting will have some changes
- There will be a discussion on the possibility of introducing a ROTW jury
- Producer's Choice will stay in the grand final draw
- In the SFs, the televoting will only qualify the top 9, the juries will pick the 10th qualifier (like in 2008 & 2009)
- Participating countries : ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐น๐ฆ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ง๐ช๐จ๐ญ๐จ๐พ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฆ๐ช๐ช๐ซ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ท๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ช๐ฌ๐ท๐ญ๐ท๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฎ๐น๐ฑ๐น๐ฑ๐บ๐ฑ๐ป๐ฒ๐จ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ฒ๐ช๐ฒ๐น๐ณ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ด๐ต๐ฑ๐ต๐น๐ท๐ด๐ท๐ธ๐ธ๐ช๐ธ๐ฎ๐ธ๐ฒ๐บ๐ฆ
- No DQ, but a delegation will receive a fine for some reason
- Some NFs will be rigged for contestants least likely to "disrupt" the contest or report unacceptable behaviours from anyone to the EBU.
- The event will lose a sponsor
- A male singer will win with a pop song
- Winning song will receive +600 points and will win the televoting
- 16 points difference between the winner and the runner-up
- At least one country will get 0 points, either from the jury, the televoting, or both
- Glitch during the jury voting results
๐ฆ๐ฑ
- Rigging allegations will happen in FiK
- A female singer will win FiK but another one, who will be a fan favourite, will be chosen as the representative
- Entry will be a ballad in English
- Won't get attention until the rehearsals
- Will qualify but finish in the bottom 5
๐ฆ๐ฒ
- A solo female singer will be chosen
- Entry will be an ethnic ballad in English
- Will cause some controversy in ๐ฆ๐ฟ
- Will perform in SF1
- Will qualify and will perform in the first half of the final
๐ฆ๐บ
- Internal selection
- Sheppard, Didirri, Charley or Jaguar Jonze will be chosen
- Song will be either indie pop, ballad, pop or indie rock
- Will be a fan favourite
- Will return in the final but will get the 2nd spot in the final
๐ฆ๐น
- A young female singer and songwriter will be chosen
- Entry will be a pop-rock song
- Will be well received in the random
- Will be cancelled following a drama
- Will perform in the second half of her semi-final
๐ฆ๐ฟ
- An unknown female singer will be chosen
- Entry will be a lyrical ballad in English
- Will be ignored during the season
- Will be one of the few artists that doesn't speak English
- Shock qualifier
๐ง๐ช
- Eurosong will be a decent nf
- Gustaph will be part of the jury
- A young artist will win
- The entry will be an art pop song in English
- Will be the underdog of the season
๐ญ๐ท
- Zsa Zsa will be involved in Dora as a contestant and won't withdraw this time
- The nf will be disappointing in terms of quality
- A male singer will win against the odds thanks to the televoting
- Entry will be a europop song in English
- Will divide the fandom
๐จ๐พ
- Internal selection
- A British male singer with Cypriots roots will be chosen
- Entry will be a generic pop song in English
- Will be one of the favourites
- Will close his semi-final
๐ฉ๐ฐ
- No changes in DMGP
- NF will be ok overall
- A duo will win thanks to the jury
- Big drama following the results and people will call for the withdrawal of the juries for the next DMGP
- Entry will be a Melfest reject in English
๐ช๐ช
- Format change in Eesti Laul
- Cecilia will return, but Ollie won't
- A male singer and songwriter will win
- Entry will be a power ballad in English
- Will be hated by the fandom
๐ซ๐ฎ
- 25/75 voting will stay in UMK
- The winner will choose to withdraw less than 48 hours after the nf
- The runner-up will accept to participate in ESC
- Entry will be a bubblegum pop song in English and Finnish
- Will qualify easily, but will flop in the final
๐ซ๐ท
- Another internal selection
- An emerging female singer and songwriter will be chosen
- Entry will be a power ballad in French with electronic touch
- Will be one of the favourites
- Will do worse than expected
๐ฌ๐ช
- A female singer will be chosen again
- Entry will be another girl bop in English
- Several foreign songwriters will be involved but are not necessarily from ๐ธ๐ช
- Will be one of the least divisive entries of the year
- The staging will be disappointing
๐ฉ๐ช
- New nf with a weird format
- A wild card contestant will be add in the last minute
- A male singer from Munich will win
- Entry will be a radio-friendly pop song in English
- Will finish somewhere on the right side of the table, but not necessarily in the bottom 5
๐ฌ๐ท
- Internal selection
- A male singer signed with Panik Records will be chosen
- Will be cancelled for political reasons
- Entry will sound similar to a popular song released in 2017
- Will compete in SF1
๐ฎ๐ธ
- No changes in Sรถngvakeppnin
- All finalists will sing their song in English
- RรV will let the winner choose to go in ESC or not again
- A female duo will win and will choose to participate anyway
- Entry will be a fun / quirky song on a taboo subject
๐ฎ๐ช
- Eurosong will be diverse again but with better quality
- Fan favourite will finish 4th
- A young male singer will win thanks to the international and national juries
- Entry will be a classic pop song
- People will call for withdrawal (not necessarily for political reasons)
๐ฎ๐ฑ
- A planned NF will be cancelled in the last minute
- A well-known male singer will be chosen
- Entry will be either "Dance Forever" with rewritten lyrics or a song similar to Russia 2016
- European far right politicians will promote the song for weeks
- Will finish top 10
๐ฎ๐น
- At least 3 former representatives will compete in Sanremo
- Several dramas will happen during Sanremo week
- A Sicilian male singer will win thanks to the televoting
- Entry will be a rap ballad in Italian
- Will finish top 5
๐ฑ๐ป
- Markus Riva will return in Supernova, but will be eliminated in the semi-final
- Only 2 songs in Latvian in the nf
- A female singer will win
- Entry will be a love ballad in English
- Will open her semi-final
๐ฑ๐น
- A song inspired by Doomsday Blue will compete in the nf
- A former representative will win and return to ESC
- Entry will be uptempo pop song in English
- Will be well received by the fandom
- Shock NQ, will finish 13th in their semi-final
๐ฑ๐บ
- LSC will change its format
- 8 finalists again and only one song in French
- A band will win against the odds
- Entry will be a pop-rock song in English
- Will perform in SF2
๐ฒ๐น
- New format for MESC
- Several contestants from last year edition will return
- A male singer and fan favourite will win
- Entry will be a dance-pop song in English
- Will NQ as usual
๐ฒ๐ฉ
- No format changes in the nf
- A contestant will be DQ for some reason
- A former representative will win
- Entry will be a folk-pop song in English and Romanian
- Will be underrated by the fandom
๐ฒ๐จ
- Internal selection
- A French-Monegasque singer will be chosen
- Entry will be a French pop song
- Will get attention from the rehearsals
- Will be in the same semi-final than ๐ธ๐ฒ
๐ฒ๐ช
- A nf will happen
- At least 8 finalists will participate
- A male singer will win
- Entry will sound similar to Rim Tim Tagi Dim but with more balkan elements and will be sung mostly in English with some Montenegrin words
- Will divide the fandom
๐ณ๐ฑ
- Several people in the country will express anger and disappointment following AVROTROS' decision to compete despite Joost's DQ in Malmรถ
- Internal selection
- A female singer will be chosen
- Entry will be a classic pop song in English
- Will finish 11th in her semi-final
๐ณ๐ด
- Small format changes in MGP
- A finalist will be DQ before the final
- A male singer, who previously compete in the nf, will win
- Entry will be a EDM song originally sumg in Norwegian, but will be revamped in English
- Will end up somewhere in the top 10
๐ต๐ฑ
- Internal selection
- A Polish artist living in Western Europe will be chosen
- Entry will be a generic pop song in English
- Will be overhated by the fandom
- Will go viral on Tik Tok after the contest
๐ต๐น
- FDC will be average
- The main fan favourite will be eliminated in its SF
- The other fan favourite will win
- Entry will be a folktronica song in Portuguese
- Will do better than expected
๐ท๐ด
- Selecศia Naศioลala will return with a new format
- Will be a bad nf
- Fan favourite will win
- Entry will be a power ballad in English
- Will be overrated by the fandom
๐ธ๐ฒ
- An American youtuber will participate in UVPSM for some reason
- A Sanremo reject artist will win
- Entry will be an urban pop song in Italian
- Won't get much attention until the ESC week
- Shock qualifier and will get its best result in the final
๐ท๐ธ
- PZE will be less good than usual
- The fan favourite will win
- Entry will be an alt-pop song in Serbian
- Will be seen as a contender for the win before the rehearsals
- Shock NQ
๐ธ๐ฎ
- EMA will return
- New format
- A male duo will win
- Entry will be a generic pop song in Slovenian
- Will compete in the first half of their semi-final
๐ช๐ฆ
- Benidorm Fest will increase in quality
- A male artist from Madrid will win
- Entry will be a rock ballad in Spanish
- Will come out during the season
- Will finish somewhere on the right side of the table
๐ธ๐ช
- Melfest will be alright overall
- John Lundvik will compete
- A well-known male singer will win
- Entry will be a generic pop song in English
- Will have a similar fate than Benjamin Ingrosso in 2018
๐จ๐ญ
- A female artist from Zurich will be chosen
- Song will be leaked on the Internet, forcing her to release it earlier than planned
- Entry will be a classic ballad in English
- Won't be well received in the fandom
- Will finish in the bottom 5
๐บ๐ฆ
- A tragic event will force Suspilne to postpone Vidbir until the end of February
- A female singer will win thanks to the jury voting
- Entry will be a folk pop song mostly sung in Ukrainian
- Will go viral on Tik Tok
- Will finish at least 5th in the final
๐ฌ๐ง
- Internal selection
- A well-known singer will be chosen
- Entry will be an alt-rock song
- Will have one of the best staging of the year
- Will finish in the bottom 5 and possibly last in the final.
And that's it for now.
The post could possibly be updated if countries not mentioned or predicted to withdraw / not return actually confirm their participation.
If you made it this far, thank you for reading this post.
Have a great Eurovision season !
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