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salmon404 · 1 year

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Thinking about the girl I hit it off with so well at a party and we were like seconds away from a one night stand (and then hopefully a date) and she pulled away and went “nah I promised my boyfriend I wouldn’t do this again..” and I felt like I just got sucker punched. Boyfriend? Again??? What??

Seriously still thinking about her tho, her bf lives in Tennessee and he doesn’t deserve her…

Unrelated but has anyone else every broken up with someone because they were too like mentally stable and neurotypical? Or is that just me

#she tasted like jungle juice and I probably tasted like beer but oh god I wanna kiss her again #but also yeah her bf sounds really lame and she had to keep convincing herself not to just go home with me by being like #‘but he’s my highschool sweetheart!’ but girl if that’s the only reason you’re not gonna cheat on him then like maybe reevaluate that shit #also this was not my first time as a home wrecker and it will not be my last because I have no dignity or morals #for the record I won’t cheat on someone but hey if someone wants to cheat on their partner with me that’s their problem and their choice #I’m sorry I’m just too sexy #remember that whole mentally stable thing I also mentioned in the post? yeah..

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