#but ayyy buff baby

[mcd-ms-rants]

I can’t believe I started this blog asking for one note and you guys went way above and beyond that <3 <3

let’s do this shit *cracks knuckles*

also some of the points here might be in jumbled order cuz I just wrote them as soon as they came into my head

STUFF I DIDNT LIKE IN MYSTREET SEASON 2:

• ayyy home alone reference

• ok that’s not a bad thing

• WHERE IS LAURANCE. He had no reason to just disappear like that where did he go :(

(side note: I’m pretty sure that Jess was hospitalized during this time, so a lot of characters were cut out and the script was made shorter. so I think that’s why a few characters were scrapped.)

• isn’t llp supposed to be ‘sold out since forever’?? how do Aaron and Dante somehow win tickets FOR EVERYONE just by kissing?? ok sometimes shows or contests give free tickets...but only like one or two. Aphmau literally drags the whole street there

• in my opinion it is IMPOSSIBLE for a whole street’s worth of people to pack their stuff, grab essentials, drive to the airport, check in and get on the plane IN AN HOUR. especially considering that mystreet is the most chaotic street in existence

• why do all the boys swim shorts have the same damn pattern hello originality??

• DAMN TRAVIS GETS UP TO SOME FREAKY SHIT WHEN THE OTHERS ARENT HOME. he literally hires people to impersonate his friends and monologues as katelyn and I’m not even going to repeat those lines here they are CURSED😳😳 where did he even get Katelyn’s clothes from??

• how does the mys gang take Zane, who (im pretty sure) wasn’t even in the house where Garroth and Dante were when Dante broke down the door, but forget to take Travis, who literally lives IN THEIR BASEMENT IN THE SAME HOUSE. for the record HOW DO THEY FORGET LAURANCE. this makes no sense (I don’t really remember this part well so if zane is actually there then ignore me :) thanks)

• garroth saying ahoy matey kills me every time

• I feel like lucinda really got shoved to the side in this season. she barely has any relevant lines that aren’t just filler

• ok there’s a gay couple here it’s Guy and Nate. but isn’t this way of representing them heavily stereotyped?? a twink and a buff guy. Seems like a stereotype to me and I don’t like it because of that

• also arent ivy and teony supposed to be lesbian?? this would have been nice...IF WE ACTUALLY GOT TO SEE THEM ASIDE FROM LIKE TWO EPISODES. Stop making characters disappear :( I get that not every character can be major but they were like the only decently written lgbtq+ representation this show has plus teony is a dark-skinned beauty and you cannot convince me otherwise. she’s underrated

• I bring to you better lgbtq+ representation: Garrance

• admit it it would’ve been SO MUCH BETTER even tho Laurance wasn’t actually in s2 at least do it in s1

• we need more nb and lgbtq+ representation I’ll say this again and again

• when Aph sees Ivy there’s no mention of her being in a jury of any kind in pdh. Same with Katelyn and Jeffory actually, even Ivan in s3. If these people weren’t in the jury then who was??

• i love mcd Dante but WTF HAPPENED HERE. His character is a mess and not the good kind. he is dumb, flirty and a cheater since highschool and instead of learning from his mistake of cheating in pdh he decides to DO IT AGAIN. And I don’t see anyone else in the cast point this out or tell him not to?? Why??

• HOW TF DO ZANE’S PANTS EVEN FALL DOWN?? he legit goes down a baby water slide and boom theyre gone. Aphmau doesn’t lose her clothes while going down a roller caster water slide that GOES INTO THE SEA so HOW DOES HE?? If they were that loose they would’ve fallen off while he was walking. which they didn’t. Also doesn’t water make your clothes stick to your skin and not the other way around? Ya hello can someone please explain

The next four points are not actually bad things i found them funny in a stupid way but also how tf did they even happen:

• I’m not even going to BOTHER deciphering the physics behind Travis setting the house on fire, having said fire coming into contact with explosive feathers, and yeeting him thousands of miles away into llp

• no seriously how is he still alive

• and why is he allowed to stay?? isn’t this place sold out since forever??

• wow celeste has the power to swim thousands of miles away to llp as well seriously what does she eat??

ok let’s get back to it

• doesnt Katelyn throw Travis off a roof some time in this season, or was it s1? Either way that’s not cool

• the talk between Travis and katelyn was very much needed. I’m very glad it was written in but feel as though it could have been written a bit better. also Katelyn doesn’t even realize what shes doing isn’t ok till here in canon which I don’t like because it makes her seem ignorant or airheaded and I know she isn’t like that. she’s better than that. she should have been at least a bit aware of it since s1

• AND THIS WHOLE TALK WAS SHOVED ASIDE BCUZ AARON HAD TO ASK APH TO LIVE WITH HIM. am I the only one that feels this way? which is more important in your opinion?? there was nothing inherently wrong with this scene but the fact that THIS had more importance than the travlyn talk really upset me

• hello Gene :) the ONLY character with some decent development here. Give him a hand👏👏

let me make it known that I’m aware that this is supposed to be an anime style show so not everything will make logical sense but I’ve still put those points in cuz why not

and that’s all I can think of thanks for coming to my ted talk <3 <3

[splendidshinobi]

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST 2003 LIVE REACT: EPISODES 11-15

 LETS GO ROUND 3

episode 11: the other brothers elric part 1

yeet this thing edward

ok who r these so called other brothers

“METAL FATHER”

this girl’s uncle is sus. he’s now known as uncle lemons.

THE STONE???? WHOS MAKING A STONE 

oh shit they got kicked to the curb

“THE REAL ELRIC BROTHERS???????” WHOSE ASS

i bet “alphonse” is the taller one

never mind

this twink is annoying

on your knees???????????????????????

ed plz

oh twink doesnt need a circle but doubtful he’s opened a portal of truth

he’s got philosopher’s juice instead i suppose!!

wheres mugear or whoever

oh found him

LUST <3

girly looks hot 

anyways

oh its uncle lemons

these townspeople are annoying as shit

wow what a parallel tragic backstory

operation mole hole

what is the cough sub plot

i have questions

hmm there we go thx fletcher

ugh the twink is back 

and now he’s an attempted murderer

OH FUCKKKKKKKK

great going twink your brother is gonna die

his villain origin story 

uhhh what? part 2 i guess

episode 12: the other brothers elric part 2

fletcher is a homie

ed’s window dive was so dramatic

i literally cannot tell you what the twink’s name is

he is just twink

mugear is suspicious 

he’s not even an alchemist??? bro

who is nash tringham

is he important other than in this specific episode arc

nash tringham and uncle lemons definitely got naughty back in the day

to be fair what is uncle lemons’ name? i do not know

like i cant be expected to remember every one bit character’s name? especially when i have all this other fma knowledge floating around in my head

MARCOH!!!!!!!

why is ed sitting in the tree like that

ed: “google earth...always taking pics”

what is this stone making process with pregnant ladies who thought of this

lets all throw mugear in a septic tank

sussssssss

edward is so unimpressed by this mans

HAHA yes edward my son

“it’s been a good while since i killed anyone. i kinda miss it.” EDWARD YOU KILL ME LMAOOO

uh oh he’s got a red water gun or somethin

so fletcher is the plant alchemist i see

twink’s name is RUSSELL????? how did i miss that

wooooooof sucks to suck mugear

thats A LOT of red water

fletcher’s alchemy is so weird

from the redwood forest to the gulf stream waterssss

what in tarnation is this boy doing

i guess we have another prodigy on our hands okayyyy

why do i feel like we’ll see the tringhams again

uncle lemons strikes again with LEMONS

whats in the letter????

from russell??? why r u so embarrassed edward

thats mighty homosexual of you good sir

episode 13: fullmetal vs flame

so this one is called fullmetal vs flame which makes me think theyre animating that bonus chapter??!!!??!!! yes!!!!!

colonel sarcasm?? nice ed

i too enjoy mocking roy toy

al found a cat

he definitely did

yup

um who’s yelling

probably mustang that dumpster fire of a man

BREDA!!!!!!!!!

black hayate!!!!!!! baby!!!!!!!

FUERY!!!!! he’s so small

breda is a mess omg

havoc is a mess too

kitty! “he called to me” precious al

these boys are a trainwreck 

oh sad kitty flashback

mustang is such a freak 

yeaH i wondER if mustang knows marcoh hmmmmmm HMMM

“names not familiar” yeah sure baby all yall ishval war criminals know each other

ARMSTRONG!!! hey!!!

ummm wtf fuhrer bradley 

UM WHO IS THE LADY UM

hughes is a mESS

ed’s gremlin face gives me life

roy with hayate...im scared

take that dog away from him

yayayay bonus chapter fight scene!

shut up miniskirt man 

oh no take the mic away from hughes

“you just want a promotion!!!” “give back my girlfriend!!!” im dying

i too would love to put a fist in mustang’s face

“too slow” damn idk that was kinda hot

but no im still gonna kill him

he’s so stupid

this is so chaotic

oooh cut the glove yessss

ope never mind

oh great he’s getting flashbacks... well shit happens when you commit war crimes

“ehhh???”

oh hmm theyre saying ishBal in this one instead of ishVal

ill probably still write ishval im more used to that

oh no black hayate she’s gonna pop a cap ive seen this clip before

she did it

“strict mommy” oh um ok

poor kitty cat

scar IS heather

episode 14: destruction’s right hand

back in liore with some more amestrian war crimes on the docket for today

ayyy envy our favorite morally corrupt they/them

gluttony’s snack time

new op lets gooooo

im not vibing as much but hey its kinda poppin

oh hey armstrong what up baby

to be fair ed did meet marcoh with armstrong in manga canon so

hahaha no thats not the fullmetal alchemist...thats alphonse!!!

marcoh’s voice sounds different hold on 

yep different VA

dr marcoh’s alchemical oobleck 

oh hey basque grand u sexy mustachioed bootlicker you shouldnt be here

what the FUCK he’s a weapon of mass destruction

i wish so hard netflix let you screenshot so i could add pics for added value!!!

if philosophers stones fall under grand’s jurisdiction then he is VERY SUS

he aint it

ope hey scar 

this is an odd amalgamation of plot points

oops boy bye

ive always enjoyed scar’s CLEARLY adidas brand track pants

ummmm why did scar’s brother have BROWN hair

i- ok

i miss j michael tatum

ooooooh armstrong baby i was wondering where you were!

rose!!!! tell him!!! fuck u hakuro!!!!

trying to help?? dont make me laugh you’re a general in the amestrian military

episode 15: the ishbal massacre

kinda early for the ishval talk imo?? wonder what we’ll learn

armstrong is literally the buff rasputin trope on tiktok rn

“accidentally” shot an ishvalan child. hmm yeah no

envy just sneezed

HEY KIMBLEE YOU LITTLE SHIT

kimblee looks like christmas came early

they gave roy a stone??????? sounds noncanonical but ok

basque grand is literally wildin out fuck that guy

yuriy and sara’s skeletal remains just sneezed in the ground

wait a damn minute

wait a fucking minute

did roy

shoot

yuriy and sara

ROY SHOT WINRY’S PARENTS

and now hes gonna shoot himself

IM 

im taking a lap around my apartment OH MY GOD WHAT IN THE HELLLLLLLL

IM NEVER GOING TO RECOVER FROM THIS 

FINANCIALLY OR OTHERWISE

im texting my sister about it right now and just SCREAMING

OH NO NO NO MARCOH DO NOT TELL ED WHO KILLED THE ROCKBELLS

oh good he ran away

i literally CANNOT handle them finding out about this

ahaha roy shoots the gun in the air again

roy take that glove off its raining

riza’s leg sweep was way less funny this time

WAIT IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME THAT ROY WAS AT THE HOUSE AND SPOKE TO WINRY AND PINAKO

i mean hes no idiot he knew

what did marcoh just do to scar im confused

nothing will ever make sense to me again after what ive just witnessed

feral al lets gooo

so this episode’s events were pretty similar. other than marcoh.

AND THE FUCKING ROY MUSTANG ISSUE...,........... 

OH NOOOOOO 

MOMS VOICE???

MOMS VOICE????

episode 15 said hey bitch lets watch your world come CRASHING The FUCK DOWN

[zarcake-writes]

Ayyy lady! Can I request something about your OC that’s 76’s niece? Sorry I don’t remember her name! It’s been a long week ... You’re the best!

Ah Clara, my buff baby. Here she is. Also, I’ve decided to bring all my Overwatch OC’s into the same universe. That’s why Rosa, Bella, and Shadow are mentioned in this. Hope you enjoy it!

It was the anniversary of Overwatch’s fall. It’s been nineyears since the fall, nine years since Clara lost her Uncle, her Commander, andso many other people. Nine years of Clara having nightmares about that day, nineyears of wondering why she lived, nine years of pain and unanswered questions.Nine fucking years.

Jack’s hometown, and hers as well, was having its annual celebrationin honor of Jack. Bloomington local news station and reporters showed up andalways spoke to her grandparent’s and mom. They interviewed people that Jackwent to high school with, women who said he was so handsome and men who said hewas such a good guy. People who barely knew him. The reporters always asked tospeak to her, yet every year she seemed to vanish. She was thankful for herBlackwatch training at those moments.

She snuck away again this year. Her had mother beggedher to stay, but when everyone looked away, she vanished. Why should she staywhen none of these people really knew her Uncle or the others? She snagged acase of beer and headed home. She had her own way of remembering Jack and theothers. The others who were drug through the dirt. The others who justvanished. The others who she thought about every day.

Clara made it back to their farm and headed to the old cornfield out back. In the middle of the field, there was an old fort. A fort thatJack built for her when she was eight. She remembered why he built it for her.Her dead-beat dad was supposed to come see her one day. She remembered gettingall dressed up and waiting and waiting. The only one who showed up was Jack, hewas on leave for a week. Jack spent the entire day with Clara, and he evenbuilt this fort for her.

“Fort Clara,” he said dramatically. Clara rememberedgiggling and hugging the man tightly. He then took her out for pizza and icecream. That night, her dad showed up asking for her. She was in the showerduring this time, but she found out years later Jack beat the crap out of him. Hethreatened to storm in there and take his little girl home, Jack didn’t likethat.

Coming up to the fort now, it was just as wonderful as sheremembered. The words ‘Fort Clara’ were chipping but still visible. Jack madeit look like a small shed. It was tall enough that he could fit in there withher. She opened the door and sat on the floor. She had kept it clean in here,this is where she came to cry or get drunk.

There were pictures taped to the wall of her fort. The firstpictures she studied were of her old Blackwatch team; Gabriel Reyes, Genji,Jesse McCree, Bella and Shadow. One of the pictures was a group shot, while theothers were all separate pictures. There was a picture of Bella leaning againstGabe, both were sitting in a drop ship. Bella was asleep and Gabe was lookingdown at her with a soft smile. Another picture showed Jesse sitting against awall, his hat was pulled down over his face and Shadow had his head on thecowboy’s lap. Another showed Genji sharpening his sword and staring at thecamera, she could see he was amused. She had no pictures of Moira.

The other pictures were of Overwatch members. One showed herspeaking to Torbjörn, they were both examining a blue print of some sort.Another showed her working out with Reinhardt. One of the pictures showed Jackwas standing beside Rosa, both were in their Overwatch uniforms. Rosa had alarge smile on her face and Jack looked proud of his ‘niece’. That was the dayRosa became a member of Overwatch. There was another picture of Ana resting ona couch with Fareeha, Shadow was asleep with them. There was even a picture ofAngela falling asleep at a table, her hair was messy and she had a cup ofcoffee in front of her.

“I miss you guys,” she sighed. She cracked open a beer andtook a drink.

Genji and Jesse left Blackwatch before the fall. Sheremembered asking Genji to stay and how he went off on her. The mean things hesaid to her broke her heart that day. He said their relationship was a joke andhe didn’t love her. He never loved her. She was just another piece of ass.Clara got her heart broken for the first time that day. A few months later waswhen the explosion happened.

After it, while Clara was recovering from her wounds, Rosawas accused of selling drugs to agents. The UN tried pinning her father’s supposedactions on her, she couldn’t deal with the rumors of her father being dirty orthe death threats she received. She left for South America to help the rainforest. Bella was wanted for past gang activity, for being a member ofBlackwatch, and for suspected involvement in whatever happened. Herrelationship with Reyes came to light, and it was used against her. She toovanished. Jack and Gabe died in the explosion. And only Clara was left of theirteam.

The other Overwatch agents were pushed out and forgotten.The once brave heroes were branded as traitors or they were just cast aside.The history books mentioned how Overwatch saved the day once, but they alsomention the supposed corruption and the problems.

“I’m all that left of us. I’m a washed-up engineer workingin an omnic shop, my left arm is a prosthetic, and I can’t sleep a solid nightwithout having nightmares. My first year here I couldn’t leave my room, I wasafraid of loud noises. And look at me now. Sitting in a fort crying anddrinking. It’s not fair. It’s fucking fair. Fuck, I miss you guys,” she said. Shewiped the tears off her face and took another drink of her beer.

She looked at the pictures in the fort and sighed. They’rejust… memories now. She carefully pulled the pictures off the wall and examinedthem closely. She crawled out of her fort and went home, pictures in one handand her beer in another.

It was a year later when the recall was sent out. She staredat the message, then answered it. She left that night and headed for Gibraltar.She didn’t tell her family anything. She tossed some clothes in her bag,grabbed her dog tags and Jack’s, held onto to those pictures, and left. Shenever looked back.

[alb-ni-m-fia]

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