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#but cazabitch is a cautionary tale on steroids
fangsandfeels · 11 months
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Alright, so I've just paid attention to one little detail. I'm pretty sure that it was not intentional, but...I've only just cared to look up how Strahd (the most notorious vampire lord, The Vamp, the Real Deal) looks like:
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And then it hit me.
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Yeah, it probably wasn't intentional and Larian just went for a classy and corny vampiric look, but you can't tell me he doesn't look like the "We have Strahd at home" version. And you can't tell me he wouldn't try to emulate Strahd. We're talking about the fucker who spent hours in his seething corner writing whiny diary entries and sending "I gonna be better than you!" letters to all vampire coven leaders he knows.
Of course the bitch wished he was Strahd. Despite all the power he had, all the times he made himself look big by torturing and humiliating his spawns, all the beautiful faces he surrounded himself with, Cazador still remained the most loathsome, envious, and pathetic piece of shit who never amounted to anything and compensated in the ugliest and most despicable ways.
I wouldn't put it behind him to copy the look of the First Vampire and revel in his own little domain of dread in his palace.
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