#but for real onscreen werewolf content is severely lacking in terms of sexiness

[mermaidsirennikita]

top 5 werewolves you would fuuuuuuuuuck?

LOLLLLLL I HATE. This is actually difficult, because there are not many onscreen werewolves that I think really... work? And the casting can negatively impact some. Like, I love the Huntsman from The Company of Wolves, but... I cannot fuck that man.... I'm not gonna fuck anyone from Teen Wolf, because they're all Teen Wolves and I'm not a monster.......

--(The Unfortunately Named) Jack Russell, Werewolf by Night. 1) As we've covered, I've long harbored a Gael Thing and 2) I really love Jack!!! I love how he's quiet but is also capable of great violence, and so good at having the moment where he quivers as the heroine touches his face and he remembers "oh yes, it's her". I'm... weak for that.

--Laurie, Trick 'r Treat. You know, I'm not usually one for Anna Paquin, but the Little Red Riding Hood thing in the end and the delivery of "my, my... what BIG eyes you have" really does work here.

So yeah, after that I think I'm left with book werewolves, to which I say:

--Lachlain, King of the Lykae (we'll call that a surname), Immortals After Dark. I really just love him. He's the worst. Like, honestly? Should be in prison, probably. But he already was in prison! Burning alive! For 150 years! I just find the fact that he gnawed his own leg off to find a woman, found her, realized she was a one of his mortal enemies the vampire horde who had imprisoned him, went "welp this dick ain't gonna suck itself" and took her back to a hotel room that she had to pay for because he didn't have any money..... hot. I'm fine.

--Grayson Hemming, Cambric Creek After Dark (nobody does shit during daylight). Truly one of the worst men I've read about. A militant werewolf rights activist. Rich. Throws Lupercalia parties and then gets mad when his fuckbuddy doesn't show up to them. Calls her babydoll during sex, a thing I went "ew" at, lying to myself.

--Vanessa Blevin, Cambric Creek After Dark. Vanessa is also really hot tho! Would be their third. There's a part of the book where she's sitting on his face and is coming down from an orgasm and is really pissed that he hasn't passed out, and I personally find that very charming. There's also a part from a different book that's about his brother where Grayson is like "she bit my balls during a blow job, should I have this looked at by a doctor" and everyone is like "yes" so I assume that she bites deeply.