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moeblob · 2 months ago

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"Bro, do you hear yourself?" "My man!" "I'm sorry that I am so delightful that my dimension change turns me into a fruit pop." "Do you think whoever runs this dimension just immediately saw me and clocked me as the fruitiest guy alive? I'm starting to think I /might/ give off the gayest vibes around." "If you wouldn't offer to make out with your best friend are you really even best friends?"

#my characters #he is just extremely open about being gay and makes lots of jokes to the other guys in the friend group #about if i kiss you will you protect me? no? what about for a handjob? its fine if you say no just thought id ask #and then he respects all the women in the friend group because You Can't Talk To Women Like That #and then turns to the lone wolf who is a girl and is like except you ill make crude within reason comments to you my dude #and shes like hey thats fair enough i accept these terms #but then all the girls in the friend group say if they have to divide by gender they get him because its only fair #so he gets exlusive GIRLS NIGHT! rights in the death dimension #he is incredibly social within the group and his best friend is in the group but his best friend #also has a girlfriend NOT in the game of death group so whenever they all go to die #everyone just likes to joke about the boyfriends and he and the best friend are like #what happens in the death dimension STAYS in the death dimension so hey wanna have a private chat #in oh about five minutes over there? in a completely hidden area? yeah? cool #but then he doesnt socialize outside the group and is very skittish in reality and doesnt wear bright clothing there #but he loves that he gets to be a jazzercise fruit pop to die while the husband is all decked in black ...#like who even decides on those outfits its so funny but no really dude you look good in black your wife is totally right #anyway i just got a haircut today and the barber and i agreed my gray hair looks REALLY good actually #so im on a youngish and graying appreciation kick for designing him #and honestly considering how i can be One of the Guys or im somehow clearly A Girl Dont Be Crude #im like thats fair ill dump this into an oc i love dumping my traits into an oc

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