#but i HATE how this armour dyes ugh

[liaprime]

I finally made a Marr clone (¬‿¬ )

[hflannery]

tooting and booting the 17/18 premier league home kits: it’s the crossover no one asked for

all the pics are from this article on the official PL site

AFC Bournemouth - it’s ok. I like Umbro kits a lot (it’s the sleeves!) but that fucking sponsor is on like three different kits this season and It’s Annoying. Also not sure why they’ve got the PL logo on both sleeves? Is this normal? TOOT, I guess. Their away and third kits are also nice.

Arsenal - well, yeah, it’s definitely an Arsenal kit. It’s pretty boring, and so is the “pulse design across the chest” which to me just looks like two slightly darker red triangles. Their third kit is SO nice. Personally this is meh but I do like the pinkish sleeves so, TOOT?

Brighton & Hove Albion - yeah it’s a TOOT but uhh something’s weird about the sponsor in its little box, makes it look slightly like this was made on MS Paint?

Burnley - BOOT, try harder

Cardiff City - really rate this a lot, it’s simple and very classic Adidas but it’s a TOOT

Chelsea - I think I didn’t like the little flashes at first but they’re actually nice, and different, and don’t look really lame like the horrible honeycomb patterns. Plus I like to see Chelsea incorporate colours other than blue. TOOT.

Crystal Palace - I fucking hate this kit so much oh my good GOD the colours are so horrible and bright and the fade makes it so busy BOOOOOT

Everton - this is maybe my favourite kit this season, I said before I love Umbro kits and I also love buttons and polo necks so ya obvious TOOT for moi!!!

Fulham - this is another favourite for the season for me! Something about it just really really speaks to me, I think the proportions are just spot on. TOOT

Huddersfield Town - this looks like a knockoff you buy off of the street five mins before kickoff so, BOOT. ps Umbro how could you

Leicester City - yeah, TOOT I guess, but why does Jamie Vardy look like he’s being held against his will? their third kit is better

Liverpool - this is sOoOoOo nice the collar looks really smart ugh TOOT

Manchester City - for me you can’t go wrong with a City kit, the colour is just so nice. I find the button here strange though (I know I said I liked them, shut up). Their last kit was probably nicer but this is still a complete TOOT

Manchester United - In contrast to City, I usually don’t like United kits very much, but this is quite nice. I think it’s because I have some weird aversion to that shade of yellow, and the black details help me digest them. This is a nice picture too. TOOT???

Newcastle United - ok not sure why Newcastle have decided to do everything in one picture but, I guess this is all a TOOT, there’s that fucking sponsor again 

Southhampton - oh? they’ve done it too. Anyway I hate the home kit a lot. Why Do The Stripes Just Stop There. Why do they bend weirdly around the Under Armour logo, but not the club badge or sponsor. BOOT!!!

Tottenham Hotspur - right don’t know why suddenly all the pictures have more than one kit in. Spurs 3rd kit is the nicest one and it’s not in this which is ANNOYING. Anyway the home kit is so bizarre to me like... the fucking dip dye fade is just...why. From that up it’s fine (boring but fine). BOOT

Watford - ok this is actually...really nice. I usually hate Watford kits, I assume for the same reason I hate utd kits, and again the amount of black on this kit really helps BUT the sponsor looks like a fucking WordArt knock up. TOOT.

West Ham - apparently everyone hates this because there’s not enough blue if we’re being real there’s too much of this hideous colour combo in football ANYWAY so for me this is a TOOT

Wolves - I was getting ready to say there’s that fucking sponsor again but they’re actually not all the same? They just all have 88 in them???? Okay anyway this is nice. TOOT

SO I guess I like the premier league kits this season because there’s a loooooot of TOOTAGE going on