#but i also think wolfie would not be as keen to have arthur’s wifey pestering him 😅

[misty-moth]

If I lived in the mansion:

Me: “Hey, Wolfie? I’ve had a song from the future stuck in my head and—“

Mozart: “Let me guess: you want to hum it for me so I can play it for you?” 🙄

Me: “What? No, I wanted to ask if I could borrow your clarinet.”

Mozart: “…I’m a pianist. What, since I’m the ‘music man’ of the mansion, surely I must have every instrument??”

Me: “Don’t you?”

Mozart: “…”

Me: “…”

Mozart: “You will have it professionally cleaned before returning it to me.”

Me: “Whoa, so the great Mozart has used this mouth piece?? An indirect kiss…” 🫢

Mozart: “You will have it professionally cleaned before using it and before returning it to me.”