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misty-moth · 5 months
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If I lived in the mansion:
Me: “Hey, Wolfie? I’ve had a song from the future stuck in my head and—“
Mozart: “Let me guess: you want to hum it for me so I can play it for you?” 🙄
Me: “What? No, I wanted to ask if I could borrow your clarinet.”
Mozart: “…I’m a pianist. What, since I’m the ‘music man’ of the mansion, surely I must have every instrument??”
Me: “Don’t you?”
Mozart: “…”
Me: “…”
Mozart: “You will have it professionally cleaned before returning it to me.”
Me: “Whoa, so the great Mozart has used this mouth piece?? An indirect kiss…” 🫢
Mozart: “You will have it professionally cleaned before using it and before returning it to me.”
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niadotcom · 1 year
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Razzmatazz burgundy and tangerine <3
WOLFIE HI
thank you so much you're the sweetest <33
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chochuuya · 11 months
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Fastest mutual i've ever gotten what😭
it's an honour 😎 i love making new friends, i'm so glad you're here wolfie! 💞
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Hard Dom Chan? 😍🥵 yes please
Hehe working on it <3
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learning-to-think · 1 year
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Love u bbyyyyy
Aaaaaaah love you toooooo 🧡
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raycatzdraws · 11 months
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Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu four#lu twilight#lu wolfie#lu wild#lu legend#lu hyrule#fairy hyrule#I drew most of these on my weekends at camp#hence the swearing probably lol can't swear in front of the campers#man I did not leave that mountain for the whole summer and I wouldn't have it any other way#I was there 6+ weeks straight#some of the other counselors who also stayed and I would occasionally make the hour drive into town#a bunch of us went to see the Barbie movie together and like 2/3 through the film the fire alarm went off and we were evacuated ajhsgfsdf#we all held hands to not be separated in case there was an actual emergency and some guy was like 'look at the preschoolers'#AND AAAAA I won't be separated from my counselor buddies!!!! RAAAHH this is what we would have gotten the kids to do#so I guess we're just too good at our jobs lol#that one LU post with the lads lined up with their bows? It's AWESOME#but I taught a bunch of kids archery this summer and none of the lads have the right posture lol#I'm walking up and down that line readjusting all of them ahsgdsdf#Imagine Wars going to Wind though like 'remember to pull back to your smile! :D '#and Wind just deadeye staring him down like you serious rn?#caught and removed a scorpion from the lake cabin biffy this summer - that was very exciting#calmed the campers down and put them to bed and then rolled up my sleeves and asked the program staff who was staying with us#for emotional support#her only experience with scorpions was from animal crossing so she was like 'get ready to run' and I'm- I think we'll be okay#anyways it's her perched on one of the toilets with a spray bottle of bleach and me with an empty tupperware from dinner#I caught it under the tupperware but IT MOVED THE TUPPERWARE#we drowned it in bleach and it like finally died but it took a while and then we flung it into the woods BYE BUGGY
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mirensiart · 21 days
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I think the zelda au @/linkeduniverse comic is cool
anyway, here’s my two fave links 🥹💖
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wolfythewitch · 29 days
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In light of the account hacking adventures, I gotta say, your life is fascinating, but in the way that "may you live in interesting times" is an threat 😂
I need to treat every bad thing that happens to me with lighthearted comedy and magnanimous amounts of It Is What It Is, otherwise I lose the will to live
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wolfywolfy · 5 months
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I love how Astarion quotes The Tell-Tale Heart every once in a while. It's a rarer line, and initially I thought it was out of place (Neil is very well versed in theater, so I assumed it was a riff from him), but since reading an analysis of the work I think it was pretty purposeful.
The piece is all about fear and paranoia, things we know Astarion is plagued by despite how he might act. Similarly, the narrator of the story also tries to convince the reader that they are not as troubled as they seem. In the end, the narrator is consumed by the beating of the heart of the old man he killed and dismembered, the sound growing louder and louder until in a fit of rage he reveals the body to the police to absolve himself from the persistent beating.
Except the police never heard the heart beat, because it wasn't the old man's heart at all. The narrator was consumed by the sound of his own heart beating more and more rapidly in his chest from fear. He was the owner of the thing that forced him to reveal his true nature, he is the owner of the tell-tale heart.
And what happens with Astarion after you romance him? He realizes over time that, while he tried to deny his feelings and was initially only interested in manipulating you for his own means, he actually has grown to care for you. You have done something to his heart that hasn't happened in centuries, you have made it feel as if it has started beating again.
Therefore, his tell-tale heart leads him to admit his transgressions, which were committed out of fear and paranoia for his safety.
So the line is actually very, very apt. His confession during Act 2 is his own version of "Villains! Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!" Except, of course, it is his own heart that he is unearthing for us (and it's not so hideous, after all).
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misty-moth · 9 months
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I think it’s clear where that next smooch was going 👀
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b1mbodoll · 7 months
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wolf hybrid! jake gettin’ needy and possessive when the two of you get home from spending time with panther hybrid! jay :( you’re barely inside before he stuffs his face in the crook of your neck, licking and sucking at the soft skin until jay’s lingering scent drives him nuts, ugly jealousy rearing its head causing him to paw at your tits and press deep bites along the expanse of your throat, running his tongue over the wounds and moaning when the metallic taste of blood fills his mouth.
he’s so impatient, forcing you to present for him right there in your living room, the hardwood floor uncomfortable beneath you but you know better than to misbehave when he gets like this and your cunt’s aching to be filled.
jake wastes no time mounting you, sliding his girthy cock between your wet folds and a drawn out whine is all he can manage, mind foggy as he humps you.
he doesn’t let himself cum though, not until the desire to breed you takes over and he’s clumsily slipping his cock deep inside your needy pussy, giving you no time to get used to his size, fucking into you and grunting out apologies because he knows it’s too much for you.
jake cums first, shallowly rocking his hips as his knot inflates and keeps him buried in your hole, the tip of his cock piercing your cervix and allowing for his thick seed to flood your womb. you nearly lose consciousness, tongue lolling out and your eyes fluttering as your own orgasm washes over you, walls squeezing his length and taking everything he has to offer.
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niadotcom · 1 year
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i am being booped by your header and I love it
infinite boops for u
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trippygalaxy · 1 year
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Reader, wiggling furry wolfie’s face while giggling: “You have a smoothhh brain! No ridges or lumps or valley or bumps. All Ideas slide right off, like a water slide! Smoooothh brain, smooothhh”
Cut to Time, Four and Wild desperately trying not to burst out laughing while the wolf stares up at reader, very displeased.
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Legit though tag me when you post it okay? I love your stuff :)
Of course love! Thank you so much <3
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It’s scary.
Joel lays on his back, no armor, no wings, sinking into the mattress and the pillow, eyes shut.
He’s never done this before. He’s scared.
He sinks into the darkness, exhaustion slipping over him like waves on a shoreline. He blinks.
And there’s six-year-old Joel.
It’s sitting with its legs folded, holding a doll version of Etho in one arm and a fish-Lizzie in the other. There are tiny wolf ears coming out the top of his head. It’s wearing cargo shorts and the yellow life series hoodie. It’s glaring up at him.
“You’re mean,” it says.
Joel sighs, sitting across from it. “I know.”
“You don’t think I’m real.”
“Sorry.”
“You won’t let me talk to Etho.”
“I won’t let you tackle Etho,” Joel corrects. “I’d let you talk to him if you didn’t also want to cling to him and never let go.”
“That’s not just me!” it shouts, “you wanna hug him too!”
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raycatzdraws · 3 months
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The fiercest fizzgig there is
a Linked Universe x The Dark Crystal AU :D
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