#but i have never seen an isopod in the kitchen. only in proximity to the back door and in. the bathroom. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

notquiteaghost · 9 months

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one thing abt the bug situation in this house is i understand the spiders. we have the big house spiders cuz we have a cellar and a garden, i am not ever surprised to see a big house spider. ceiling corners is the natural habitat of the leggy spiders i think. and i understand the slugs & the isopods that came in under the back door cuz we did let that bag of potatoes sprout n then go weird right by the back door

however. when i go to piss and there is an isopod in the bathroom.... buddy what are you doing. i keep piling our leftover veg in the flower beds for you! why are you not only inside my house but up a whole flight of stairs! that is not where your rotting carrot ends are! that is not where anything is! this is the only room in the house we regularly clean every surface of!

#yelling at clouds #i escorted him outside but it's a weekly occurrence #like at least if it was the kitchen we don't mop the Whole floor in there. cuz it's a faff.#but i have never seen an isopod in the kitchen. only in proximity to the back door and in. the bathroom.

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