#but i mean... technically... yokai magic is the ultimate hack
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1: I am confiscating yakumo's abs. He has no right to those
2: but YOKAI MAGIC?
1: *pinches nose bridge* *long exhale* i GUESS............................💢
#1 and 2 are just me fighting myself#every time i see yakumo's six pack i'm thinkin...#girlie. are you bench pressing entire boar carcasses?#are you doing crunches every time you stir the soup?#are you doing (1) push up every time you think of eiden?#how did you get those? *slaps his abdomen*#but i mean... technically... yokai magic is the ultimate hack#we can excuse anything with the power of yokai magic on our side#braces myself against the wall and slumps down in defeat#sigh. fair enough. snakes are lean and muscular. fine.#but if I can use yokai magic to provide a slit... I'll have to allow impossible-despite-the-lifestyle abs too#equal opportunity abound. it is only fair. *scrunches my face up*#i must accept the sameness body type of my magical gayboygacha#(to an extent)#stares sidelong at you.#slowly pushes mass toward the snake#nu carnival yakumo
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