#but i was running outta steam there

[i-mode]

successful mission!

[matchstique]

Playing keep away with master Leonardo, CJ always won.

[wanderingmaskdragons]

i made a bean!!!

a friend sent me a video tutorial on plushies (linky here) and was like "hey i bet you could make a dragon bean with this." and BY GOLLY THEY WERE RIGHT

bonus detail: beans (of bean)

[kiose]

Maybe one day... and THAT day is TODAY

A little flashback for the Football League AU If ya dream big you too, like RD, can make it to the big leagues 💪 (Thank ya to all the peeps leaving nice comments and tags for the AU, I’m glad to see I’m not the only one having fun :P)

[rexscanonwife]

Messy doodle of some certified Luigi malewife moments, the title of his book is 'the joy of plumbing' 😊💘

[halcyonmirage]

More art fight attacks-!! Clearing out my hit list of revenges at max speed-!

In order, on Art Fight:

@Kaocalyn (Again. I refuse to bend the knee-)

@LunarTea

@SolarSeicrem

(Also on Tumblr as:) @solar-seicrem

Though the dude on the left in that last picture is my oc Ravi.

[coastercrushed]

okay, i'm going mobile. like i said, i have a work summer party to go to tonight so i'll probably be gone the majority of the night. us ICU workers tend to party hard hahaha.

[puckish-rogue-archive-deux]

A'ight, we're doing a quick and dirty ns//fw hc list under the cut since I've never done one before, so I figured now's a good a time as any. Not getting too complex here cause ya boy is still recuperating, and his brain's on the fritz.

So given how the Boss puts himself at harm's risk nearly every waking moment of his life, he's grown to have quite a fondness for more sensual acts as it's a huge contrast from getting injured so constantly. Doesn't matter if it's during foreplay or while fucking someone—things like slow caressing of the body, massaging, speaking softly, really anything that involves soft acts of intimacy that involve the senses and can linger for a while are welcome. Especially if they can be enhanced in any way to make his body have to focus on the act more.

Biting is also another big turn on for him! Give him a hickey, softly gnaw on some part of his body, do whatever you can think of. Just don't ask him why he likes it, cause he sure as fuck doesn't know. Definitely bites back too!

Another turn on is getting dominated in bed. He just finds it really hot when someone can take control and work him into a frenzy. Perhaps there's a part of him that doesn't mind letting someone completely take him over so long as it's being done here and with consent. His poor brain's weird.

So this one's brief and funny enough canon, but the Boss has been known to have sex in pretty risky places just for fun. There's a brief mention of him being caught with a reporter in a closet during SR4, which I think is downright hilarious.

Another canon fun fact is that the Boss has done sex work before. So if by any chance you feel like having a good time, feel free to call him up.

Has been known to break the bed depending on who his partner is.

Surprisingly very nimble for his size and build, so he's more than up for trying out different positions depending on what his partner wants.

Is known to do lap dances, pole dancing, and stripper routines if so desired.

The Boss tends to be someone who likes to have fun in bed, so there's a lot of smiling and laughing and just all-around a good vibe going on. However, he can definitely turn that down a notch and come out looking a helluva lot more tender. Very sweet. It's really whatever the mood calls for. So I'd consider him versatile, lmfao.

Something something big dick.

His stamina is absolutely inhuman, so he's always down to go for another round if that's where things are heading.

You know for damn sure he eats out like crazy.

Can absolutely be made to whimper.

The man knows what good sex is, so of course he's taking the strap.

As a self-proclaimed hedonist, the Boss is of course all about that pursuit of pleasure in life. However, his partner's own pleasure is equal in importance as well. Cause why bother making this a solo affair, y'know? There's nothing fun about being the only one having a good time.

Has absolutely slept with several people at the same time and will do it again, god dammit.

As hard as he might try to keep his composure, the man can absolutely be seduced and riled up like crazy. So by all means fluster him as much as you'd like.

[paeonia-horse]

Sned hosses.

[nieithryn]

If I just throw the most basic info on this google site for my Jedi...I might just publish it so I feel Accomplished.

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

waahhh wahhhhhh

[dykedragons]

ive been drawing skulls for fucking hours when will it end

[paradoxgavel]

Ok, for your pokemon au, again with the secretly a pokemon thing, how would Sun and Moon act if they woke up and saw chubby Y/n fast asleep with a bunch of wild pokemon on Y/n fast asleep and trying to keep them asleep due to how warm Y/n gets when they sleep especially during the winter?

Sorry if that's confusing.

Oh, you can bet they'd be taking pictures. Sun would just about die of cuteness. Like, their favorite Pokemon buddy all curled up asleep with a bunch of littler Pokebuddies snuggled up to em for warmth? Absolute cuteness overload for those two for sure.

[aestheticvoyager]

I know our corporate overlords aren’t likely to give us a 4 day workweek anytime soon but maybe as a show of good faith they could consider making the workday end at 4 instead of 5? Like pay me the same for 35 hours a week instead of 40?

It’s just always such a treat when I get to leave the email factory at 4.

[planeswalksgw2blarg]

I really need to play more of the living story stuff between path of fire and end of dragons, cuz despite having the expansion since launch, I have not touched it. I know I could just play the expansion but I have no clue what the story is between the two

[hale-of-stiles-heart]

ran some stuff out the car, only have a little more to move then I can (hopefully) try to reorganize all the stuff on my bed into some kind of order so I can keep reorganizing and decluttering