#but idk i'm pulling shit out of my ass rn i don't remember what happened with the cats

[kqluckity]

there is a cat there. lol

uhm

wasn't fit's cat problem solved a long time ago? do we know where they came from? because i'm starting to think they are a rebel spy now ngl

[jangofctts]

(sorry for the format i think but this is loNG WTF IS WRONG W ME ITS INCOHERENT I'M LOCKIN MYSELF UP OFF TO HORNY JAIL I GO) deadass when you nd the boys are days away from being back on coruscant and on shore leave for a minute bc the general got some weird jedi shit to deal with is when u become peak Brat™ like it is so bad even the resident brat fuse can't keep up, the whole squad is screaming, and no one can stop u (yet) like you love teasing the boys but this is next level annoying like lets say max asks u to do something to help him get ready to fuck off for leave and ur just like no💕 i will cause problems on purpose))) he isn't happy and keeps asking while doing other work, realizes he's getting nowhere, and starts w the vague threats “you won’t like what happens if u keep this up” or “you really don't want to do this right now" but u finally do a few things to help before u leave to annoy void bc that man doesn't deal w enough shenanigans apparently...

u help void for a bit but get bored when void is just doing inventory and requisitions asking you how much of this or that nd you start saying "not enough" or "a fuckton" and while he appreciates the honesty it's not helpful but you ask "can't a droid do inventory? they know how to count?" getting a snarky reply of "yeah unlike you" obviously fed up but u continue to annoy him maybe cause mischief w the boys if they're there? maybe get handsy? threaten stupidity? who knows but anything u do is gonna get an exasperated sigh and "i'm gonna tell max about this shit" but what is he gonna do? punish u? [narrator: he, in fact does just that] so this goes on for a while but at some point when you are like 10 hrs out from coruscant max herds u to his quarters but lo and behold it's not bc he needs someone to fix his datapad but bc ur in for the punishment of ur life lol this man must have been planning this since ur first bratty act bc he has a bunch of stuff laid out just for u))) seeing this, u turn on the sad puppy eyes/pouty face and the "but i can be a good girl for u" or "i'm sorry i was just antsy to get back let me make it up to you" but nothing is gonna work now especially when he puts u over his knee.

he's pulling ur pants down over ur ass, revealing ur going commando today and u give him the "whats wrong maxy?" over ur shoulder just before he starts ur punishment isn't he sweet? he only spanks you a few times bc ur real punishment is SO MUCH worse and u realize this when he ties ur hands together over ur head and ties ur ankles together too hmmmmm this was more than u bargained for and u keep pleading with max when he takes his armor and blacks off but he keeps saying "u did this to yourself baby" and that he "can't help now" because "u didn't listen earlier like a good girl" but once he gets situated on the bed u know ur in for it. he grabbed some lube from his drawer and slicked himself up while telling u that "u won't be enjoying this part but i think i will" as he takes a hold of ur legs and lining himself up with not ur entrance but between ur thighs right above ur clit bc surprise! this ass and thigh man is gonna go to town fucking ur thighs while just grazing ur clit every few strokes absolutely working u up but no where near enough to get u off just like he planned. max really does love a good thigh fucking and so do u but he's usually playing with ur clit teasing u until he hits home and fills u up right - this time none of that is happening. u keep whining which just eggs him on more to bully u with "good girls deserve my thick cock but u decided to be a brat hm?" and "brats don't get to cum last time i checked" until he loses his rhythm and shutters as he cums all over ur stomach. he slowly gets out between ur thighs and runs his hands through the mess but ur still whiny so he shushes u with cum slick fingers before he gets up to grab his comlink just leaving the rest to get sticky (so rude)

he calls up void nd hear him say "my hip is acting up could u come look at it later?" with "did ur dumb ass do something again? give me a bit i'll head over" in reply with no idea what is waiting for him when he comes through the door. u have no idea how long it'll b until void comes so u keep trying to plead ur case to max telling him ur "sorry for being annoying and bratty i learned my lesson can i cum now?" but getting a surprising "lets see what void thinks" in return. its at least half an hour until void opens the door to see u tied to max's bed and him hovering over u just taunting and playing with u as he sees fit but honestly at this point nothing can really truly shock void now but this peaked his interest. max tries to explain saying "she was being a br-" "a brat i know i didn't think it would end up like this but" void starts as he takes off his remaining armor and ur begging for SOMETHING since max was so mean not even going near ur pussy (again rude) but thankfully void isn't a sadist (today) and starts teasing u by running his fingers through ur folds, playing with ur clit, and starts opening u up for him.

once he gets u good and wet he starts slowly rocking into u while u keep begging for him to give u permission to cum but he says that "brats don't get to cum they just get used))))" and ur thinkin ur definitely not gonna be cumming anytime soon but this mf just goes straight to pound town w the week/month/whatever he's had and the bratting u've done lol and u start clenching trying to get a rise out of him or get him to say something, ANYTHING but void won't give u the satisfaction of hearing his usual dirty talk, no, this is his version of punishment just letting u hear and feel him fuck u faster as he approaches his orgasm not caring about yours (yet) just feeling u tighten around him until he can't handle it and cums deep inside u just staying there for a minute catching his breath and u think void is done but oh lord no he is very much not lol he unties ur ankles and goes straight for ur pussy eating u out and cleaning up the mess he made inside and out, rutting into the sheets and making u squirm like nothing else maybe max wanders back over to you too and helps him out idk i was just having thots (since everyone is whore knee for wrecker rn i remember sending a wrecker ask a million years ago i can send it again if u want also i have a short fuse thing for u so))))) love being a whore)

ok bye im gonna be checking myself into the fuckin hospital THIS IS PURE GOLD IM

wOw

[unhealthy-netflix-tings]

𝕻𝖗𝖔𝖒𝖕𝖙 𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖙

Request with a character from this list or a celeb.

D/Number for dialogue prompt

A/Number for action/scene prompt

Dialogue:

"What did you do?"

"Who did you do?"

"Who was it?"

"You look...stunning."

"You could've died."

“I hate to say I told you so, but...” “That’s a lie.”

“Is that a hint of jealousy I detect?”

“You weren’t supposed to hear that” “God gave me ears for a reason.” "And he gave me a foot but you don't see me kicking people."

“Have you slept at all this week?”

"I’m just lonely today, I guess.”

“I don’t remember asking for your opinion.”

“You don’t want to hear what I really think.”

“Just forget it, never mind.”

“This is definitely not what it looks like.”

“You didn’t have to do that.”

“Shush, we’ll get caught,”

“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”

“Please don’t cry. I can’t stand to see you cry.”

“Stay with me.”

“Walk out that door and we’re through.”

“Well? Yell, scream, say something. Anything.”

“I can’t breathe.”

“I hate how much I can’t hate you.”

“Why are you so jealous?”

*Dramatic gasp* "Is the great ____ ____ actually jealous?

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“You make me feel.. you make me feel. And I hate it.”

“If we get caught, I’m blaming you.” “Lovely.”

“You’re burning up.”

“Go back to bed.”

“Oh God, I need a drink.”

“You’re gonna have to pay for that.”

“Please tell me that’s paint.”

“Could I get some more _____?”

“How about we put down the guns and have a nice conversation for once, eh?”

“Words can’t describe how much I want to be with you.”

“We may have a problem.” “You’re bleeding.” “That’s the problem.”

“It’s okay, you’re safe now.”

“Can you walk?”

“People are staring.” “Let them.”

"Don’t lie.”

“Stay with me, please.”

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

“Talk to me. Please. I need you to talk to me.”

“Don’t touch me.”

“I don’t want to see you ever again.” “You don’t mean that.” “I think I do this time.”

“Do you trust me?” “Always.”

“Stay awake!”

“Do you like that?”

“I need you.”

"I don’t care about her/him. I care about you.”

“You went too far this time,”

"In this world, the only people who can stay together are Sonny and Cher." "They broke up in the seventies." "Not in my mind, they didn't."

"Try it and see what happens."

"I wouldn't sit on my lap in that outfit."

"Y'know I'm attracted to you." "My foot is attracted to your ass."

"I think I love them." "Yeah, no shit."

Actions

My ex showed up to this party/bar help me make them jealous

We hate each other but (authority figure) put us together to do this thing and have you always looked that attractive?

You ended up being my sparring partner and now you're on top of me and I don' want you to move.

We accidentally pissed the wrong people off and you pulled me into this alley/closet and you're very close rn

We're staying somewhere together and oh no there's only one bed.

Our ____ is making us go to this event together and damn you look amazing

We bumped into each other and got angry but why are you now at this party?

We're neighbours with a connecting wall and I thought you were doing something else but why are you jumping on your bed?

Someone framed me and no one trusts me until a bullet goes through me and that's a lot of blood.

I’m dying and I’m confessing my love for you

Kissing in the rain and getting soaked before running inside laughing

I fell asleep on your lap and did you braid my hair?

One of us confessed our feelings angrily and we’re about to kiss but we get interrupted

We're not supposed to be together but if we keep hiding, someone's gonna realise.

You're sadly my last option so go to this wedding so my family stops trying to force me with someone

You’re in a coma and I confess all my feelings only for you to wake up

Our mutual decided their sick of us arguing and when they locked us in a room together this wasn't supposed to happen

You’re my new bodyguard and you’re cute.

You’re my ex but I think I still have feelings for you

We were just cuddling but you said you love me and now Idk what to say

Help me I’m being hit on at a bar please be my fake boyfriend for a second

We literally ran into each other

You’re leaving for something dangerous and I can’t help but kiss you

We were supposed to paint the house but I just splashed green paint on you and you're not impressed.

Everyone thinks I should stay away from you because you’re dangerous but I just saw you do something cute

Spin the bottle

Friends with benefits and both people catching feelings.

We’re dating and I didn’t know you were a mobster/biker

Everyone thinks we’re already dating, but we’re just best friends- oh wait

I'm gonna save you from the shitshow date you're having with no ulterior motive whatsoe- wait

Taking care of the other when sick or injured

I’m your new neighbour and I got locked out, help!

You took a bullet for me

Argument leading to kissing/sex

I called you at 2am because I need you

You caught me doing something dangerous and flipped out

I’m scared but won’t admit it so you take my hand

[tartagliaxx]

honestly, this is totally my fault but my exams are due in one week and i haven't studied for anything yet :DD i just do not wanna graduate this year bc college = more procrastinating = more stress = more lectures = more disappointment

i've also sorta resorted to just completely flipping a person's normal sleep schedule for myself. i go to sleep around 5pm which is about when my classes end. i wake up around midnight, eat dinner and study again. i just don't sleep until the afternoon after classes are over and the cycle continues. it's surprisingly more efficient than i though it would be lol

wanna know what's better than me potentially failing all my subjects? i'm literally gonna be the only person in my class who's gonna attend physical class lol, my friends just said no lmao and ditched so i'm basically gonna be alone at school :)) and only the teacher :)))

i hate everything that's happening in my life rn, but i honestly hate myself more lmao. as always, remember to take care of yourself and make sure to drink lots of water!!

— r. anon

dang nonnie... there’s a lot to unpack here so let’s start slow. i understand not having the motivation to study. for me, not studying gives me an excuse to justify my failure bc not studying and failing is better than studying and still failing. granted in our school, most subjects do performance based exams rather than written ones. when it comes to math though, please. leave me be. in my experience, college seems daunting at first but over time, you get used to it. it’s important to remember that you go at your own pace and that failure is inevitable. celebrate your success and accept your failure but never take it to heart. i think that at the end of the day, what’s important is not a bunch of scores or some people’s opinion about you and your studies but how content you are w yourself and your progress. as long as you’re making a strive to be better and to learn, even if its just a centimeter at a time, thats ok and thats great. i learned that the hard way when i burnt myself out. curses for my high standard perfectionist side.

the fact that you’re getting some sleep now is great progress. dont conform to normality (unless its health related then please do). i heard that if you cant move past your problems then you should just walk around it and this seems like a perfect example for that. not a medical pro so idk if this is healthy or not so...

im dumb so i dont know if thats sarcasm or not but! that sounds terrifying. honestly i miss being back at school bc i think its easier but! only if i have classmates to cover my back. oh god just thinking about that gives my social anxiety a party. im so sorry nonnie. my introvert ass feels for your pain.

honestly this week is just... wack. i hate it. i won’t go into detail bc i could literally write a 10 paged essay talking about how shit this week was. in any case, i understand hating the present. im so sorry you had to go through this mess. however, please dont hate yourself for the unforeseeable circumstances that wormed its way in your life. it’s absolutely normal to feel unmotivated or feel like you’re not good enough given this society’s unhealthy weight on the people but you must pull yourself back up. always remember that everyone has worth. all that aside, even if you hate yourself rn, i and a lot of others still love you and we hope you’ll feel better soon!

take care of yourself too nonnie! take breaks, you’ll need it for a healthy mind and body.