#but its also true s o oooooo

[ofvileblood-blog]

Bianca: If my kids cute I'm going to name him Nova.

Judas: What if he's not cute?

Bianca: Tim.

[anachronistic-falsehood]

OOOOOO OKAY THOSE ARE SO GOOD my s/o and I were talking about it and we were thinking like, okay

Tommy - BLUE. He is constantly joking about my blood is blue respect me but also if he has to face a single responsibility ever he will die.

Wilbur - mutant!! We thought it would be so cool if he was white blooded due to his blood actually like, lacking any pigment?

Tubbo - violet. Or purple. I think its funny if he's just kind of. Yknow. Wack. He deserves it.

Schlatt - purple

Niki - rust. I am bias tho I think rust blood girlbossery is unmatched

Fundy - GOLD i think he makes such a fun little gold blood im obsessed. Also if this is true it ends up that the original lmanburg flag has all their blood colours on it and im like. Gently holds.

Ranboo - he is the first guardian, but he doesn't have proper access to his abilities, since he is, through various means, technically only half the first guardian.

Dream - the reason ranboo is only half first guardian. Stole all his fucking powers like a little bitch. Also hes lime.

OH MY GOD BLUEBLOOD TOMMY. ANON YOU’RE SO GALAXY BRAINED. What if he and Wil were both bluebloods. blue crimeboys!!! Mutant Wilbur is also a super cool concept, i like to think he would be a mutant blue, like his blood is so light it looks almost white but has just the slightest tint of blue

Purple Tubbo. oh my god he would commit so many atrocities. he’d be absolutely feral. AND SCHLATT BEING PURPLE TOO!! it’s like how people made hcs about tubbo being a ram like schlatt to give them a physical similarity and the thing about tubbo trying not to be the next schlatt despite the similarities. i’m rotating them in my brain so hard rn

Rustblood girlbossery IS unmatched and i can v easily see Niki as a rust. mermaid niki just lives in my head rent free so fuschia niki will always be my #1 hc but oh my god rust niki is so good

Fundy being gold and the lmanberg flag having all their blood colours on it,,,,, i am going to eat drywall (affectionate)

FIRST GUARDIAN RANBOO IS A GOD TIER CONCEPT. THAT’S SO FUCKING COOL?? OH MY GOD?? He tries to contact the trolls like how Doc Scratch does but instead of being a dick he befriends them and protects them like how Bec did with jade

DREAM BEING LIME i feel like that one was Obvious but it’s sooooo good. wonderful concept. he has psionics powerful enough to steal Ranboo’s powers and becomes half the first guardian. anon i hope u know that this concept is my new fav and i am putting it gently on a shelf in my mind