#but ling and edward are just the type of gay people you only find on shonens i swear

[beanghostprincess]

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

[voiceofreader]

Which characters do you write for?

This is a good way to finally make me write this list cause I’ve really been needing to.

It’s hard as a grey-asexual writer. Because I’m very picky about my character preferences. 

Partially, some characters I view as paternal figures and it feels wrong, and also characters I don’t feel any attraction towards, personally, or I don’t know much about. Either way, it’s hard to write for someone that I can’t get into a certain mindset for.  Like All Might, or Aizawa. I can’t write them in a romantic or nsfw way.  All Might is too much of a dad for me to write about. And Aizawa is crawling into parental territory.  

Maybe it’s because I have parental issues, that it makes much older characters parent like to me. 

Just like Allura, or Coran. I can’t write for them because I’m not attracted to them in anyway. Coran is a dad/weird uncle. And Allura is space mom. 

Also, it’s hard for me to write female character x reader. Not saying I won’t do it. It’s just I’ve never written any type of material like that. Anything I’ve ever written has been so far, male character x reader. 

MAybe it’s because I’m too intimidated by how hot the girls are idk or that I’ve only ever been in one gay relationship and it was extremely unhealthy and scarred me. I’m a useless gay/

ANYWAYS LETS JUST JUMP INTO IT (going down the list of shows I’ll write for, that’s on my rules post) Now, these characters I’m putting down, are ones I’m the most comfortable and confident writing for. That doesn’t mean you can’t request others. But, on the other hand, just know you could be asking for a character that I never thought anyone would want a certain scenario/headcanon/prompt for and I’ll mentally cringe and ignore it. (Though I should really let people know I can’t write for them so people stop requesting them but I’m too scared of confrontation)

FMA:B: 

Edward Elric 

Alphonse Elric (depending on the scenario, I may not write a nsfw for him)

Ling Yao and or GreedLing

I would include Roy Mustang, but he’s in my otp with Riza and I can’t betray my queen.

Fruits Basket:

I know it’s an old show but I love it and ITS GETTING A REBOOT SO MAYBE PEOPLE WILL ASK FOR IT??

Haru Sohma 

Yuki Sohma

Kyo Sohma (I’m a slut for him, so ask away for him)

Shigure Sohma (Be warned, some scenarios I might not do)

Ouran High School Host Club:

ITS MY FAVORITE SERIES EVER, IDC THAT ITS NO LONGER RELEVANT

Literally all of them. Except parents obviously.

OHSHC is just filled with beautiful characters.

I’m the biggest hoe for the twins, Tamaki, and Kyoya

Soul Eater:

Soul Evans

Death the Kid (He is my favorite oof)

Black Star

Maybe some Crona?? 

Fairy Tail: 

Natsu Dragneel (I currently have a fan fiction of him that’s like on chapter 76??)

Gray Fullbuster

Lyon Vastia

Sting Eucliffe

Rogue Cheney

Gajeel Redfox

Loke/ Leo

Blue Exorcist:

Mainly just Rin 🤷‍♀️

Durarara!!

Masaomi Kida

Izaya Orihara

Saiki K:

Saiki (Although, I suck at writing for him, because while I love him, I think of him as a ace/aro.)

Kaidou Shun

Harry Potter is on the list just cause I have a mess of a fanfiction that I wrote when I was 11 that’s on chapter 37 or something. It was originally a Draco Malfoy thing, but then it kinda went to Harry, now George is endgame. I also recently started up a George Weasley fanfic, though that’s never going to get finished.

Voltron:

Keith Kogane (is my daddy)

Lance McClain 

Takashi Shirogane

(I can’t write nsfw for Hunk or Pidge, and I may also not write for them in general because they are my precious cinnamon rolls and are just babies)

James Griffin is a daddy, so sure, I’ll write for him although, he gets no real character development to go off of. 

Avatar the Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra

Zuko

Maybe Sokka????

Mako

Seven Deadly Sins:

I haven’t seen the second season yet. oops

Sir Meliodas

Ban

King

Mystic Messenger: (mind you, I haven’t played the game in quite some time, and I have played Saeran’s route like 3 times and couldn’t get his good ending so idk how he plays out)

707, Luciel Choi, Saeyoung Choi

Saeran Choi

Yoosung Kim

My Hero Academia:

Katsuki Bakugou (is the love of my life)

Shouto Todoroki

Hitoshi Shinsou

Eijirou Kirishima

Denki Kaminari

I might write for Izuku Midoriya, but nsfw may or may not happen depending on the conditions. Like, for me personally, I don’t find him a big dominant boy.  I currently have an alpha!Midoriya thing in my requests and every time I look at it, I mentally scream because I don’t know how to go about it. Izuku is a broccoli baby. 

Anywho, now going back over this, I realize, that the majority of the things on this aren’t relevant anymore and y’all only care about Voltron and My Hero Academia.

Anyways, I’d also like to pout out at this time, I’m extremely adhd. So that means, I’m shit at life in general. But I have a hard time starting and finishing things, especially these requests. I get two out, there’s four new ones in the next 12 hours. but i love all of you, so it okay. 

[greeblingyaoza]

Just because it’s been on my mind, here’s some of my unpopular or at least maybe somewhat controversial FMA opinions. Just for fun. Putting it under a read more because it’s kind of long and I also don’t know how to make things short and simple at all, lmao. 

-I find Greed smoking to be very unattractive. I find it unattractive in general, anyways. I know he smokes in 03, and it may be implied in the manga, idk, but I just grew up to despise cigarettes due to how I grew up and I just...the smell...the way it discolors things and sticks to things... I love Greed but he’d just have to keep it outside, away from me, lmao. 

-I find Ling/Greedling to be more attractive than first Greed. There, I said it. I love Greed. First Greed is very attractive, don’t get me wrong. But I’ll be honest...when I first watched FMA, he really was not my type. Not quite pretty boy enough for me, I guess. After I got to know his character later on...he naturally became more attractive to me. But I still have a bias towards the overall Greedling look. That’s totally my type. 

-I know some people see the slapstick in FMA as glorifying abuse, but I think that’s a stretch. I don’t think Winry is automatically an abusive wife because of the slapstick in the series. Going by Arakawa’s works, she seems to enjoy using physical slapstick a lot. Maybe physical slapstick is not something that should ever be used for comedic purposes, but it happens in so many cartoons that it seems to be kind of the norm. It personally doesn’t bother me, and I can see where it my bother some, but I don’t think it’s something Arakawa or her characters should necessarily be condemned for. 

-I don’t think the reason that the fandom seems more saddened by the Nina situation and Hughes’ death than the Ishvalan genocide is necessarily because the fans are racist. Nina and Hughes were named characters the viewers got to see and maybe even get attached to. They were also personal to Edward’s story and experience. Yes, the Ishvalan genocide is definitely a greater tragedy, but it happened pre-series, and there weren’t any Ishvalan characters shown who died in the genocide for people to get attached to beforehand. It’s kind of like watching an anime where lot’s of people die, but lot’s of those people are background no-name characters. Of course people are going to care more the named characters that were established in the story. That said, I’m most saddened by Greed’s death above all else in the series. Yes, I realize the genocide was worse, but Greed was a character that I love and feel attachment to. It’s just that simple to me. 

-It’s okay to be a Kimblee fan. Liking villainous characters who are all around bad people is totally okay. It’s different if someone is excusing their actions. Envy literally killed an Ishvalan child with no remorse. He’s still pretty loved. I like Envy as a character, but he/they’re still a pretty remorseless piece of lizard dung. 

-The thing with Nina doesn’t make me as sad as most people. I knew about it way before watching the anime and it’s been memed so much that I feel unaffected by it at this point. 

-I think Roy and Riza are inherently good people at heart and don’t deserve to suffer/die/be unhappy for the rest of their lives because of what they did in Ishval. They’re working hard to make things better and help the Ishvalans, and that speaks volumes to me. 

-I’m neutral on whether Roy should have stayed blind or not. Either way, I’m fine with it. I can see both sides of the argument though. 

-Lan Fan isn’t as bad or flat of a character as some people may think. The anime missed out on a big part of her character development, though granted it’s because her Japanese VA couldn’t be available to do those parts. It’s understandable, life happens, but it’s still kind of disappointing. Also, she’s not just some obsessed Ling fangirl. She doesn’t even act that way. She’s protective of him mainly because it’s what she was raised to do. That said I totally think she loves him and Lingfan is beautiful. 

-The color blindness thing with Ed and Miles was poorly executed. I won’t lie. But I can also see where it came from and can understand where Arakawa/dub script writers/etc may have thought it was “progressive” or “good.” I myself used to think that was a good way of thinking until I learned better. Also, I think the dub did make it sound worse than it was originally intended, but it may have still been a bit...eehhh beforehand. I get where it’s a flaw that shouldn’t be ignored, but I don’t think Arakawa/the series should be dragged for it either. Good intentions, poorly worded/executed. 

-I can see Ling being bi/pan, even het. Not so much gay. 

-I don’t see the Win/Fan ship so much. I get where it would be interesting if they actually had some meaningful interaction in the show, but they didn’t. In theory maybe I could see it? But I usually don’t pay much attention to ships that don’t have a lot of canon backing/heavy interactions. So it’s probably just a personal preference for shipping. 

-I’ve said this before, but I really don’t like the idea that Ling went back to Xing, took his 50 wives, had babies with them, and continued the same twisted system that’s hurting his country. It does’t align with the fact he said he’d accept all the other clans and not continue the clan wars. 

-Adding to that, I don’t like when people say Lingfan CAN’T happen because Ling MUST take these wives and have a bunch of babies, and he has no choice in the matter, or he wants to keep the 50 wives system for some reason (because he wants trophy wives??Idk?) Or you know, because Lan Fan is a guard and it would never be allowed. No one knows for sure what happened after he went back. Lingfan could totally happen...or not. No need to shatter hopes.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-Not saying fma is some ultra feminist series or feminist at all (not intended to be at least), but I think the female characters are in general well rounded and have different things they do in their lives, and that makes it feel more realistic. We have badass fighters, leaders, guards, housewives (nothing wrong with being a housewife if that’s what someone wants), mothers, mechanics, etc. It may not be perfect but the reason it gets praised so much for female characters is that it does them better than a lot of anime. Could it be better? Yes. But there are those that claim that FMA is just so misogynistic that it may have well been written by a man (I’ve seen this)...and well...can’t agree at all. It’s pretty well handled considering cultural context. 

-03 and Brotherhood are good in their own ways. I prefer Brotherhood a million times over (plus the manga!) for my own reasons (Ling and Greed’s development are huge reasons why) but sometimes the hate for 03 gets a little out of hand. A lot of people hate it only for not following the manga and characterizing the characters a bit differently. However, that was a part of the point. It was supposed to be different. And Arakawa herself approved of it and loved it (also if anyone thinks they “took her work and bastardized it” she wanted them to make it different). The 03 vs BH comparison arguments are so tiring and pointless. Actually when I see people who think 03 is so superior and constantly put down Brotherhood, it actually at times made me feel bad for preferring BH (because I’m insecure), and drove me further away from 03. I also know that 03 fans have to deal with people crapping all over their favorite series far more than BH fans do, so it’s all annoying. 

-There should be more FMA Pokemon aus. The characters with Pokemon teams. I’m always a slut for Pokemon. 

-Greed has a good heart. (Is this unpopular? Probably not, but adding it anyways)

-Ling is a good-hearted caring person who would try to do the best for his country and people and make it a better place. (Probably not unpopular, just have to say it. 

-Ling and Greed, at the end of the day, are wonderful people, no matter their flaws. 

-okay these opinions are becoming less unpopular so it’s time to stop. 

I may have more, but I just can’t think of them right now. If anyone wants to debate or throw their opinion in, feel free too. Also feel free to reblog with your own unpopular opinions.