#but man. with the exception of pulterpup apparently; animals just do not like him | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

snowyfrostshadows · 1 year

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"#like. luigi. buddy. what species of goat do you think has sharp teeth and a preference for meat???" Look, Luigi definitely strikes me as the guy who met goats one time at a petting zoo that happened to have an especially agressive/horny/rabid goat suddenly deciding to try to eat his entire hand. He's probably still convinced goats are only eating grass instead of hunting because it's easier.

I. Honestly forgot petting zoos were a Thing....poor Luigi....

#now i'm just imagining him side eyeing every goat since that one specific one with suspicion #poor guy #and like; i can't exactly /fault/ him over his conviction that goats eat meat but choose not to #due to the aforementioned Petting Zoo Incident and the couple documented cases of herbivores eating meat when SUPER desperate #and there are no plants available and anything is better than starvation #but man. with the exception of pulterpup apparently; animals just do not like him #poor poor guy

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