bro pls pls pls pls š do an NSFW alphabet with hobie ill do anything?!!!
HOBIE BROWN | NSFW ALPHABET
i am losing my self respect day by day.
anyway im also sorry for not posting ive been flirting w this dude for the past few days he is so cute but that will not stop me from writing for yg xoxo
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A = AFTERCARE
- hobie is an absolute GOD at aftercare n i wholeheartedly believe this. especially when he knows he can be a bit much at times, thereās never a time where he skips out on aftercare. i think he would like to just relax, cuddle, and talk for a bit after he cleans you up thoroughly. then probably get a little treat, but he always likes to make sure you actually had fun as well. heād put all of his attention on you way before he started worrying about himself, youāre always his priority
B = BODY PART
- i think hobie doesnāt have a MAJOR preference for anything but he seems like a thigh kinda guy. doesnāt matter the gender or size, heās a thigh enthusiast. not always in a nasty way, he also just thinks theyāre comfortable and whatnot. wear anything that shows your thighs and he is all for it š
C = CUM
- im sure hobie keeps up w his health and cares for it, so i donāt think heād taste horrible. heās considerate guys š idk if heād really have a preference for where he cums either. probably asks beforehand or just knows what you prefer but if youāll let him heāll switch it up for funsies
D = DIRTY SECRET
- hobie doesnāt really keep secrets much, and i donāt think heād be doing anything vile enough to really have to keep secrets anyway š heās just a normal dude imo but thoughts wise ?? heās definitely imagined some things heās too scared to talk abt im sure (take that how u will)
E = EXPERIENCE
- im sorry ik yg see him as like a sex god manwhore but i cant see it š heās spiderman heās a nerd and heās goofy, like yes heās hot but he definitely fumbles without knowing the opportunity was even there LMAOO but regardless i think his body count is VERY low if not even zero. that doesnāt mean heās ignorant, though. heās figured out enough to know what heās doing and what to do, heās considerate and never wants his partner to be left out of thought
F = FAVORITE POSITION
- i canāt really see him having a favorite position i think he wouldāve had little to no opinions but the moment yg find one you specifically like a lot he LOVES it. loves anything that makes you react the most, heās such a pleaser yg cannot convince me of anything different
G = GOOFY
- yg write him to be all serious n i dont like it š heās hobie heās gonna crack a few jokes, especially if heās nervous or he sees youāre nervous and he wants you to relax. probably jokes about how heāll try his best not to send you to the hospital or wtv (he is not that confident)
H = HAIR
- hobie probably isnāt always clean shaven so he believes you donāt have to be either. still heād at least be trimmed just to make things easier and whatnot. just his preference, whatever you do w yours he could not care less. other than that i think if sony was allowed heād have a happy trail but unfortunately sony are pussies (im kidding)
I = INTIMACY
- i think hobie would prefer intimacy over anything else. heād see sex as less of a pleasure thing and more of something to be shared when youāre extremely close. i donāt think sex w him would ever be meaningless, heās always trying to show how much he loves you
J = JACK OFF
- hobieās probably just an average dude. doesnāt do it too much bc like ?? why would he when he has you. ofc, if youāre not up to it yea heāll go somewhere or just deal with it, youāre never obligated in his eyes. i just think heād prefer you over anything else
K = KINK
- heās gotta be a little freaky. like i say a lot (im sorry) he does joke abt biting, so he probably has some small kinks but i doubt anything serious. maybe at the most a very minor corruption kink, but its only about introducing you to things if youāre entirely willing. something about knowing heās the one introducing you to it makes him wanna do it more
L = LOCATION
- hobie doesnāt strike me as a very public kinda guy. like maybe on occasion, but itād have to be somewhere heās pretty sure yg wonāt get caught. i do think heād prefer in your or his own home though, makes it more intimate and less stressful. he would however joke about fucking near someone yg donāt like out of spite
M = MOTIVATION
- youād probably have to be actively trying to get him going, sex is never really the first thing on his mind. ofc it can very well happen unintentionally. i think gestures, positions, anything that shows off something ALONG WITH the clear intent will make him realize. maybe. i still wholeheartedly believe heās pretty oblivious most of the time, he can be wanting it but he wonāt realize youāre trying to make him want it. heās a little dumb bear with him. he also just doesnāt associate revealing clothing with you wanting sex, so youāll have to find other ways to get him to realize you want him. anyway i think mostly anything that shows off your thighs will get his mind wandering. anything that shows off their shape or just shows them off in general
N = NO
- in no way ever will you get this dude to do cnc (consensual nonconsensual) he gets sometimes its a trauma response but yg also have to remember heād have to be getting off by pretending to assault you and i just canāt see it. he couldnāt do it, heād rather try and help you with that trauma in other ways
O = ORAL
- happy to give always š he sees it as no different than you giving. even so, i donāt think heād ever ask you for head. heād see it more as a bonus, not something thatās expected in a relationship. if youāre never comfortable giving or even receiving head he will not be losing sleep whatsoever
P = PACE
- probably likes to switch it up. while i do think most of the stuff he said in his intro were jokes (runway model, inconsistency, labels, etc) i do think he does like to switch things up. he doesnāt like being limited to one thing, he likes to explore a bit and keep you on your toes xoxo
Q = QUICKIE
- hobie doesnāt strike me as someone who cares much for quickies. heād much rather take his time, show he actually loves you. if both of yg are REALLY struggling then yg are going home, end of story. if you were to suggest a quickie heād be unsure but heād be willing to try at least
R = RISK
- hobieās big risk taker im sure, but sex is a lot different than everything else. itās a lot deeper and meaningful, so he doesnāt want to risk upsetting you or causing problems. idk if heād even wanna risk being caught bc thatās just an inconvenience to everyone else šš only if itās inconveniencing someone neither of you like i suppose
S = STAMINA
- pretty good stamina. not crazy or anything, but he can definitely go for a while. i think he finishes fairly average time but he can go multiple rounds, yk ?? like i said not a sex god guys
T = TOYS
- im sure hobie isnāt against toys at all ā ļø kinda goes back to what i said w introducing you to things. heāll definitely try anything (as long as itās humane š) and really doesnāt have much shame. take that part how u will.
U = UNFAIR
- hobie definitely likes to tease, no doubt. not all the time ofc but he can be an asshole just for jokes. if youāre genuinely upset heāll stop. plus i think edging and overstimulating would count as something that deserves to have a conversation over first, not everyoneās completely into that and he knows full well
V = VOLUME
- i donāt think heād be loud. not a whimperer probably but definitely a groan kinda guy. he has no shame breathing and groaning in your ear if heās really goin (with you ofc he is)
W = WILD CARD
- switch. i think by default heās more dom leaning but if you take that position he wonāt complain, he thinks itās hot as hell. would probably let you do almost anything to him š
X = X-RAY
- heās pretty tall guys, itās not small thatās for sure. i think honestly heād be around 6-8, anything above is just scary in my full opinion so thatās not what he has ummm. i do think heād be pretty normal girth. and, ofc, if he is pierced he wouldāve done it himself. a stranger handling and piercing your dick is not for the weak im sure
Y = YEARNING
- probably a pretty normal/average drive. he didnāt think much about sex before you so going without it isnāt a problem for him at all. i donāt think heād be like horny 24/7 around you, most of the time heās just happy to be around you
Z = Zzz
- like i said w aftercare hobie prefers to stay up with you and spend time. even if itās late at night he will try his absolute best, heās not sleeping until heās sure youāre comfortable and completely cleaned up. unless you like emptied his balls or destroyed him or something, then aftercare is on you i guess š¤
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