The last five minutes have been such big autistic/ADHD feels.
Six-year-old: "I wanna play Untitled Goose Game!"
Me: "Great idea! You left your laptop on the table in the kitchen."
Six-year-old: (goes into kitchen comes back) "Where??"
Me: "On the laundry on the table."
Six-year-old: (returns to kitchen)
Six-year-old: (abruptly sprints from kitchen to front door)
Six-year-old: (flings front door open)
Me: "????"
His cat Monkey: (runs in)
Me: "Oh."
Six-year-old: (bursts outside)
Me: "????"
Six-year-old: (bursts back in with empty dish of cat food for our porch cat, Tibs)
Me: "Oh."
Six-year-old: (flies into kitchen)
Six-year-old: (flies back through living room with cat food)
Six-year-old: (puts cat food on porch, makes sure Monkey's inside, closes front door, heads for couch)
Me: "You still left your laptop on the table in the kitchen."
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