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Another Day of Betrayal May Be Upon Us (I.I.3 Vore)

New I.I.3. EP comes out today and I want to get this out before it comes out so I'm in a rush and I will update this later with story tags

'Another day of betrayal may be upon us…'

Candle thought to herself as she walked over to their teammates. Tomorrow was going to be a big day; it was going to be the anniversary special, so Candle told everyone the night before that they could discuss possible plans and strategies. However, in her sleep, the Inner Flame gave her a message:

"Another day of betrayal may be upon us…"

What did that mean? The thought plagued her mind as they sat down next to Bookmark, who was sitting next to Balloon. Bookmark smiled at Candle.

"Heya Candle.", Purr greeted as her cheeks slightly flushed. Candle let out a tiny giggle.

"Hello Bookmark. I hope you rested well." Candle replied, her cheeks also slightly flushed. There was a mutual attraction, but the two never publicly dated nor showed they were attracted to each other; neither of the two wanted to draw too much attention. Soon, Silver Spoon joined them, sitting down next to Candle and looking pretty tired.

"I still don't understand why we have to do this meeting so early." He yawned, stretching his arms to the absolute longest before he settled them into his lap.

"I figured being up early would help us get a let up against the others. We both know that Yin-Yang sleeps in a lot." Candle explained. Silver Spoon let out a tiny huff.

"I guess so."

"So… are we ready to discuss?" Bot asked. Everyone else said their own version of "yes" and with that, everyone began discussing strategies and possible plans.

While everyone was discussing plans, Candle was looking around her team to see any possible signs of betrayal. And while doing so, Candle couldn't help but notice Silver Spoon would be looking at Bookmark intensely every time she looked at him. 'Was he the one who was going to betray Bookmark by voting him out?' Candle asked herself. 'That'd certainly be in character. And I certainly have that.' Candle was thinking about how to prevent this when they felt their stomach silently growl. And that gave Candle an idea to not only keep Bookmark from being betrayed by Silver Spoon, but also get Bookmark in a secluded area.

"Is anyone hungry?" Candle asked. Everyone nodded. "Bookmark, would you be okay grabbing food for everyone?" Bookmark perked up and looked away from the grass she was fiddling with.

"Oh sure. Do you want anything, Candle?"

"I'm good." Candle responded, subtly eyeing Bookmark up and down. "Do you want me to accompany you when grabbing everyone else's food? That way, you don't have to make multiple trips."

"Oh! Sure! Thanks for helping Candle." The two both stood up.

"It's my pleasure." After grabbing everyone's orders, the two made their way to the Pic-Nix table.

Candle moved closer to Bookmark, and Bookmark slightly blushed in response.

"By the way," Candle whispered. "There's something I need to ask you in private. I'll tell everyone I'm going to the volcano for guidance from Inner Flame. Wait a few minutes after I leave and go to our usual meeting spot in the woods." They instructed.

"Okay." Bookmark responded.

The two eventually got everyone's orders and returned to the group. After some eating and talking, Candle got up and told everyone she was going to the volcano from guidance from her inner flame. A few minutes passed and Bookmark told everyone that he was going to check on Candle, heading into the woods. However, when Bookmark went to their meeting spot near a tiny pond, Candle wasn't there. Bookmark called out for Candle a few times but no response. Bookmark decided to just sit there and wait for Candle.

Candle was not too far away from the pond, practicing some magic. With a small wave of her hand, a rock shrunk down to a small size. 'The spell still works. That's good.' And with those thoughts in kind, Candle began to walk over to the meeting spot for her next target.

Bookmark continued to sit there, wondering when Candle would arrive. Unknownst to purr, Candle was slowly creeping up behind him. With the activation of her magic from her hand, Candle put a spell on Bookmark.

Bookmark suddenly got a weird feeling. The world flashed a purple tint and then the word seemed to shift. Everything seemed to be growing taller. Bookmark looked around in confusion. Why was she shrinking? When Bookmark reached a foot long, he heard a small chuckle and heard footsteps behind purr. She turned around and saw Candle approaching purr, looming over her. Soon, Bookmark was barely 3 inches tall, but at least the shrinking stopped. The now giantess let out a low chuckle.

"Hello, my dear.~" Candle cooed with a growl in her voice. "Sorry for the sudden shrinkage but I'm afraid your time on the show will have to be cut short." Bookmark gulped and took a step backwards. She felt a lot of emotions at that moment. Scared. Confused. And very flustered.

"C-Candle? What's going on??" Bookmark squeaked out while taking a step back. Candle just took a couple steps towards her. "What do you mean by "my time in the show will have to be cut short"??" Candle let out a half-hearted chuckle.

"Well, you see my dear," Candle began to speak as she bent down and scooped Bookmark up with one hand. "I received a message in my dreams telling me another betrayal may be upon us. And while looking at who could possibly be betrayed, I noticed Silver Spoon looking at you pretty intensely. So I figured I'd take matters in my own hands and take you out of the game myself. Just in case Silver was planning on getting you voted out." Candle explained, eyeing Bookmark up and down. Bookmark just stared back up at her. "So, I'm going to have you be disqualified due to absence. As someone who's been close to being voted out several times, let me tell you, it isn't a good feeling."

Bookmark looked at Candle's eyes for a moment before looking down at her midsection. Purr could faintly hear the gentle rumbles from within. He had a pretty good idea as to what Candle had in store for her.

"So, where will you be hiding me after I'm disqualified?" Bookmark asked. In response, Candle let out a low chuckle that honestly gave shivers down Bookmark's spine.

"You think you'll be let out after your disqualification?" Candle teasingly purred. Candle than let out a small laugh, sending more shivers down Bookmark's spine. "Oh no. After I eat you, you'll be alllll *mine* and won't be leaving my stomach anytime soon.~ I can't be letting The Floor get to my sweet little tiny after her disqualification, now can I?" Candle looked at Bookmark with a mischievous look in her eyes and a sinister smirk on their face. Oh how she just *loved* watching how Bookmark squirmed in their gaze. She should have started doing this *ages* ago.

Candle bent her index finger and rubbed Bookmark's cheek with the back of it, licking their lips slowly and eagerly. Candle then gently pitched Bookmark's handle and lifted the tiny high above their head as they eagerly looked at the tiny.

Bookmark looked down as her body filled with dread, watching as slowly, Candle opened her mouth.

Before Bookmark could even process the sight in front of him, purr was let go, sending her falling into Candle's mouth before it was shut behind her with a *tlk*. Inside it was warm, dark, and moist. Bookmark grabbed Candle's tongue, which stopped him from slipping into the throat which was eagerly pulsing behind purr. Her heart was racing, his cheeks were red, purr didn't understand why Candle was doing this, and furthermore, why a tiny part of her *enjoyed* it. Candle's tongue lapped at his face, coating purr in thick, sticky saliva which loosened her grip. All the while Candle hummed in delight, obviously enjoying the tiny's taste. The more slick with saliva he got, the more purr could feel her grip loosening, sensing the throat eager to pull him in coming closer and closer to doing so.

Suddenly, purr felt one of her legs slip into the throat, and, despite his panicked squirms, the throat swiftly dragged purr down into Candle's throat, gulps echoing around her.

*GULP~!*

Bookmark continueld to squirm inside the constricting, slimy, and muscular chute until he was finally pushed inside the belly, which gave her plenty of room to move around. Bookmark tried to look around but the only light came from the faint cyan glow of Bookmark's exposed eye. Candle meanwhile, sighed and rubbed their belly. She could barely feel Bookmark in there and Bookmark couldn't be seen at all. 'Good. No one will notice that Bookmark is inside there.' Candle thought to themselves. There was a few moments of silence as Candle rubbed her belly before she felt Bookmark moving. Possibly struggling. Candle could sense that this time Bookmark wasn't the most keen on being eaten, which Candle did feel bad for. However, Candle felt that this was better than Bookmark being possibly betrayed by Silver Spoon and voted off.

"Settle down, my dear." Candle said to the tiny inside her. "You might not find being "trapped" in here the most ideal, but we both know the alternatives would either be being voted out because of Silver Spoon or The Floor trapping you within his own stomach."

Bookmark didn't say anything, and Candle didn't need purr to. Again, Candle knew he wasn't the most happiest with this, but Candle still thought this was better than the other options.

"Besides, you won't be trapped in there 24/7. That would be crazy. Whenever it's necessary for you to let out, you will be. And when you're done with whatever business you're doing, you'll be let out." No response either. 'Either she's sleeping, ignoring me, or giving me the silent treatment.' There was a silent, awkward pause that Candle broke by sighing a little. 'I should get back to the others.' Candle began walking out of the forest, finally moving her hand away from her belly.

[medicinemane]

Ok, there's no more island of stuff around that center column. If you look at a previous pic just imagine nothing but the chair being there anymore (seeing as no phone for pics)

Now I didn't get rid of everything, though I got rid of a few more things and also found home for a few loose things

However, what's true now is that every last thing needing to be done is along the walls. Just need to find a home for two moderate sized piles, pull all the empty boxes and bags out, move a few mostly packed boxes, get stuff off of and out from under the table... and then... this room's done

And once this room's done all the others on this floor will go a whole lot quicker

So I don't know... maybe by next week I'm finally free of this kind of cleaning, can move to going through things and maintaining

...this would be the first time I wasn't living with the specter of boxes and bags of totally unsorted shit hanging over my head since like... ever

Even as a baby shit was like this I'm pretty sure, and I know it was when I was 6. At 12 my mom had a massive storage unit, which it wasn't till 2020 when I finally emptied it and the trailer all into this house

Like I'll still have full storage areas, fuller than I'd like... and... mhh... if my mom ever (ever) helped with going through things there's a lot we could go through and get rid of cause I was pretty liberal with what I kept, erred on the side of caution by a wide margin (though it's good a transferred my half full trash to the trash that was going out today so I could spot that I'd accidentally thrown away a napkin with some drawing which... can you see why having a bunch of junk, a bunch of ratty old napkins, might make it so you don't look as close at napkins?)

I'll still have a lot to get rid of but... at least I'll be able to move through every room and access more or less every box with just a little work

...maybe some day I can live in an actually clean house (would help if I didn't have to fight against my mom's powers as a god of filth, spontaneously generated mess at a rate you can't imagine)

Anyway... that's how things are coming. Showered so I'm done for the night but... mhh... I'm not confident... but maybe, just maybe can get that room cleaned up tomorrow

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Call it what you want | CL16

SOCIAL MEDIA AU

part.1 (All because I liked a boy)

― Pairing: Charles Leclerc x reader (she/her) ― Warnings: curse words, typos. ― Summary: After getting hate from half of the fans, Yn went silent for months. But she's back now, and she has something to say. ― A/n: None of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. Everything else is made up by me, and I do not allow it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

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itsyn “Call it what you want” is coming out tomorrow at 8pm EST! It's part of the Reputation album, and I'm happy to share this with you after so long away 🖤 I hope you guys like it!

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ynnation the concept of two sides where both is her, but each person sees in a way. Yn you are a genius!!!!

taylorswift 🤍 can't wait!

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charles_leclerc miami week dump 🩵❤️

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carlossainz55 🤝❤️

hamiltons44 he’s soft launching, I am NOT okay!!!!

icuferrari three last pics are a soft launch, change my mind

⤷ smoothsainz explain 🧐

⤷ icuferrari this looks like yn's dog, second are kinda obvious, but adding that yn loves glittery shoes

raintyres Idk what you did to get out of that wave of bad luck, but keep doing it!

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swiftsainz in my head you’re dating me, and it will still be like this because I’ll pretend I didn't see this soft launch

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franciscac.gomes This white dress slays so harddd! Lindíssima! 😍😍

monzaraintyres THAT'S THE DOG CHARLES POSTED ISNT IT

sza 🩷🩷🩷🩷 you deserve so much happiness

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charles_leclerc I have always told you that you were my favorite love, even if we were torn apart, because my love for you is something I have never been more sure of in my life. To this day I don't know how I managed to get someone like you, but I won't ever let you go again, ma chérie. Thank you for letting me into your life and embracing even the parts of me I don't love. You're my treasure. I loved you tomorrow, love you today, and I'll love you forever. Your Charlie.

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[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Marlene

Ali: Hey babe, sorry I missed rehearsal, know you rocked it regardless  💋 Marlene: Kind of need our lead singer to do that. Instrumental wasn't the vision for the track, babygirl Marlene: Where did you have to be? We could've rescheduled Ali: I know, I know, my bad! Make it up to you Ali: Ugh, got detention, didn't I Ali: don't even get me started on that Marlene: Make it up to me alone or me and the band? Marlene: Little rebel Marlene: Can't have you getting in more trouble by ditching, can we? Marlene: I'll add in another rehearsal, the girls won't mind Ali: Why not both? Ali: Come over and I'll record the vocals for you Ali: You know it boo 👩🏼‍🎤 Ali: Exactly, even though I'm fully staging a protest tomorrow Marlene: That's my girl Marlene: I'll be there front and centre, lending my voice to the movement Ali: Aww, so supportive Ali: cute 😉 Ali: I've rallied all the usual suspects so it shouldn't be a flop Ali: we have the allotted hours, like, if they fail to control us in 'em, why add more, yeah? pointless, where's the logic Marlene: Making me so proud to have you on my arm Ali: As you should be Ali: Though that arms not bad 💪 Marlene: I wouldn't be the best bassist in this shithole if it was Ali: One track mind 😏 SUCH a bassist Ali: don't you ever break that focus? Marlene: It has been known Marlene: For the right girl Ali: Introduce me to her some time, yeah? Ali: Get some tips Marlene: You know her pretty well Marlene: The name's Alison, like the song Ali: So soft Ali: Still say we do a Elvis Costello and Dolly mashup Ali: idc what you say, Jolene is a bop and you need to own it Marlene: If I can hear you do an original Elvis cover, I'll think about it Ali: Fine, I'll happily sing about myself all day Ali: can even get the accent down, thanks Ma Marlene: I'll be waiting for that Marlene: The girls are asking if you need posters or anything else for the protest? Anything to stick around and drink more Ali: Patience, babe Ali: Gotta save these pipes for the protest Ali: Feel free to go for their lives, like Ali: Bear in mind if they use too many expletives, the School ain't gonna listen tho Ali: creative language, not colourful, ladies Marlene: No promises on getting them to dial back the reclaimed slurs Marlene: But we'll leave off calling the teachers the cunts they are Marlene: For you, our glorious leader Ali: 🙇 down Ali: I'll take it, they're not going to go anywhere near hate speech vibes, too risky Marlene: Tempting offer Marlene: I'll take you up on it when we're alone Ali: Yeah? Gonna skip rehearsal more often then Marlene: For revolution and no less, babe Marlene: But I have missed you Ali: The revolution's always rolling, babe Ali: I can't stop the wheels of change, you know Marlene: I know you want me to make a rock and roll pun Marlene: But I refuse Ali: Boooooo 👎 Ali: too punk for me now? Marlene: Not gonna quote a dead white man either, not even Lennon Marlene: You're still my little punk princess, you know Ali: Throw some Yoko craziness at me Ali: 👑 Marlene: Keeping it back so the protest won't flop. Can't let it Ali: Sure, you just don't wanna get on the rooftop with your mates Ali: someone'd fall, or get pushed 😂 Marlene: Not me or you Marlene: With these arms we're safe Ali: 🔫 pew pew Ali: they wanna try me, bitch Marlene: We should fill up supersoakers for those who are anti our message Marlene: Piss on their negativity in a literal sense Ali: not with actual piss, right? Marlene: You have to start thinking punk rock, babe Ali: I am not pissing into a supersoaker Ali: not dying to prove my aim is as good as a man's like Ali: you do you, babe but I'll leave it at good old fashioned water Marlene: Now who's deserving the boos and jeers Marlene: So regal of you Ali: what can i say? my idea of a good time isn't pissing on my own hands Ali: crazy, i know 😉 Marlene: How true my love is Marlene: Any time's a good time with my baby Ali: 💙 Ali: forreal tho, what are we doing this weekend Marlene: There are a few parties Ali: where Ali: i wanna go as far away as poss Marlene: They're local, usual suspects Marlene: We can do something else Ali: Think of something better, yeah Ali: I'm sick of the locals at the mo Marlene: I'll come back to you with a plan Ali: 💋 Ali: that's my girl Marlene: What am I good for if I can't take you away from this shithole? Marlene: Not like it's that hard Ali: You got your license, 'til I got mine I'm at your beck and call, like Ali: Your Ma will be cool, yeah? Doesn't need to be long, just long enough to breathe Marlene: I'll make a deal with her Marlene: Name drop you since she's a fan Ali: Such a parent pleaser 😇 Marlene: If you sang it she'd do anything you say Marlene: Thinks you've got the voice of an angel for sure Ali: Aww, what a babe Ali: like mother like daughter 😏 Marlene: She had her moments of hell raising Marlene: Would to this day if it was possible Ali: Imma ask her all about it when I see her Ali: fo'sho Marlene: That'd make her happy Ali: Who doesn't love being scandalous? Marlene: Whoever gave you detention Ali: Give you three guesses 😑 Marlene: I don't need them Marlene: Most are in your fan club too Ali: Exactly Ali: Don't teach R.S. if you can't handle healthy debate Marlene: Yeah. We live in Dublin not a dictatorship Ali: Honestly Ali: Some people really wanna take it back to the troubles Ali: Shouldn't have said as much but chill, dude Marlene: Freedom of speech, babe Marlene: I've lost count of how many teachers I've called homophobes Marlene: Gotta speak up Ali: True Ali: you are a bit quick on the draw sometimes, like Marlene: I'm not letting them get away with it Ali: Just sayin', plenty of reasons to give you dirty looks, babe, not all of 'em that you're gay 😜 Marlene: I'm a perfect gentleman and you know it Ali: True Ali: You don't look it tho Marlene: You don't look like a rebel queen Marlene: And yet Ali: I know looks are deceiving, tell it to the homophobes, babe 😏 Ali: also you gotta stop with the compliments 😾 Marlene: But everyone's clearing out. It's the perfect time to shower you with them Marlene: Where do you wanna be? Here or there Ali: When bae only sweet talks you when their mates aren't about Ali: SUCH a fuckboy, darling 💋 Marlene: You know what I was getting at, darling Marlene: We can be alone finally Marlene: But only if you're in the mood Ali: I'll come over Ali: as much as my Ma is also a fan, just yours like, not so much mine Marlene: Let me pick you up Marlene: It's too dark for that shit Ali: Nah, I wanna walk Ali: gotta burn off the energy I didn't get to rock out Marlene: Hold your keys since you won't take my knife off me Ali: Don't worry Ali: My Da beat you to the self-defense lesson, like Ali: I'm sweet Marlene: If I'm not there to protect you, I'm bound to worry Ali: You worry too much, baby Ali: Good thing I'm coming to take all your cares away Ali: and I've got bud, naturally 🚬 Marlene: And I hid some drinks from the vultures Ali: Party of two 😘 Marlene: When you get here. Until you do I'm sitting on the floor alone writing shitty songs about you Ali: Try and write a good one, will ya? Not having it bandied about that I'm a shit muse 😉 Ali: you could never Ali: gonna play for me when I get there? Marlene: Been trying since I met you, babygirl Marlene: It's not you, it's me Ali: Nah Ali: there's a hit in there, I just gotta try harder Ali: as you're so anti-establishment, your brain is noping on writing a bop that everyone will love Marlene: I want you to love it Marlene: You're the one it's for Ali: I'm excited to hear Ali: assuming I don't get shanked on the way by the big bad wolf Marlene: Your tragic early death isn't the inspiration I want or need Ali: Tell it to the TV writers, hun Ali: angry protest song #765 Marlene: I'll sing you my shitty song and you can die laughing Ali: Never Ali: cross my heart Marlene: And fingers that I can patch together a chorus that doesn't make me wanna die before you get here Ali: 🤞 Ali: I have faith enough for two Marlene: As an angel, you kind of have to bring it Ali: No pressure 😓 Marlene: I'm more than okay with you lacking it, stick it to your detention giver over again Marlene: And I love you, so forgiven most sins Ali: A benevolent Goddess you are Marlene: Modeled on the original lesbian in the sky Ali: Debated theology enough today to live and let live on that one babe Marlene: Promise I'll save the angry lesbian god essay recital for another night Ali: You're a doll 💋 Ali: Oh, hold up, I see my ex Ali: ready for this awkward convo in 3 2 Ali: brb Marlene: Bet you want me to pick you up now, don't you? Ali: [15 mins later] Ali: That was wild Marlene: What the fuck, Ali Marlene: I was about to start searching for you Ali: Soz, more chatty than I remember Ali: only gone at got someone pregnant hasn't he Marlene: Dodged a bullet Ali: Tell me about it Ali: Still out on the town tryna get some though Ali: is that the new come on? I'm fertile! Marlene: In this town, likely Marlene: Which ex is it? Ali: #4 good drugs, bad teeth Ali: the one who lowkey stalked me after and my brother had to smack him one Ali: good times, unexpected detour down memory lane there but got us some freebies so Marlene: It took 15 mins to get what you're owed, how long does he take over customers who aren't his stalked exes Marlene: bad business is what you should've called him Marlene: Or manners Ali: names are definitely open to workshopping Ali: he had to show me the scan pics, duh Marlene: Had to do the whole come on Marlene: fucking pig Ali: Bless Ali: have your fun whilst you still can, kid Marlene: not with my girlfriend Ali: don't worry babe, got the drugs for free free Ali: not suck my dick free Marlene: Are you gonna be here soon Marlene: I can still bring the car Ali: Yeah, I'll get a wriggle on Ali: 5 minutes if I run Marlene: If you don't run into any more exes first Ali: cities littered with 'em Marlene: If you didn't date men you could stay friends with them Ali: why would I wanna do that? Ali: I've seen your dyke drama, a no thank you Marlene: I don't have dyke drama Marlene: You're the one trying to avoid the awkward Ali: 😏 Ali: I don't care, its funny Ali: he wasn't that bad, really Ali: don't need to add every ex to my inner circle though, that's a madness Marlene: He stalked you Marlene: He's an asshole Ali: Not properly Ali: Just had issue letting go as fast as I did, who can blame him 😘 Marlene: It's not funny, Ali, it's fucked Ali: So serious 😾 Ali: It ain't like he locked me in his basement, I get to decide how fucked it was or wasn't Marlene: You get to brush it under the carpet too, doesn't make it right Ali: 🙄 you're as bad as my mother Marlene: maybe she's got a point Ali: Ugh, don't need to point score, she already likes ya, babe Ali: he's just a stupid kid, not fucking Bundy, yeah, let's chill Marlene: He doesn't have to be Bundy to be held accountable, babe Marlene: He's gonna be someone's dad Marlene: What the fuck Ali: for what? being a bit of a prick at 16 Ali: s'not a crime, last time I checked Marlene: it doesn't have to be Marlene: Lads think they can do whatever they want Marlene: They can't and shouldn't Ali: Nah, this isn't a soap box moment, babe Ali: we all do things we know are wrong, and ain't proud of Ali: 'cos of how we're feeling Ali: Honestly, not a big deal Ali: and not an exclusively male thing, that's a crock of shit Marlene: If I was heavy handed with one of my exes I'd get so much shit Marlene: He gets boys will be boys Marlene: It's not a big deal because you're making excuses for him Ali: From who? The lesbian mafia? Ali: Straight girls are INSANE Ali: way worse than #4 was ever Ali: I'm not gonna burn him at the stake for something I don't believe in Marlene: Straight girls are a whole other subject Marlene: Last I checked you didn't have any of them as exes so no really the point Ali: That you know of Marlene: I know about every one of your exes Ali: Okay, Liam Neeson Ali: can't be calling out stalkers when you're breathing down the phone like that 😂 Marlene: You're not funny Ali: I am though Ali: but I ain't coming over if you're gonna be such a downer Marlene: Are you serious? Marlene: Your jokes are so bad I can't tell Ali: Duh Ali: Killing my vibe, babe Marlene: You're basically here Ali: So? Ali: I can keep walking into this dark night Marlene: So come in Marlene: I'm sorry, baby Ali: You promise you're gonna stop being lame? Marlene: Cross my heart Ali: Okay, lemme in then